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The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse (2022)
Just unbearable
Best boring movie of the year! Each word is a candy, now I am diabethic. I watched this with my baby and... It was very difficult to get to the end, with all that cheap philosophy and all that sugar. The Oscars 2023 awarded forgettable films, I hope this too will soon be forgotten. Try to wade "The Hedgehog in the Fog", that is a masterpiece. Coming to the message of the film, I would say that it is somewhat questionable. Think of Sepulveda's "The Seagull and the Cat", that's educational. The only positive note is that it doesn't last long. Now I will carefully avoid films by this director and books by the author of the story.
À l'intérieur (2007)
Not really a masterpiece
No, that's not right. I mean, the film is technically sound, there are a lot of well done and disturbing splatter sequences, but the problem is fundamental. You cannot make a hyper-realistic film that does not have a realistic development: you pass that "the bad" kills the head of the protagonist, but no three policemen, come on ...
Furthermore, I was expecting some reflection on motherhood, instead even there the absolute banality. It deserves the pass, but no more. I am not surprised that after this "masterpiece" Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury, the directors of the film, had a mediocre career.
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Are you serious?
This is THE AVERANGE HOLLYWOOD FILM. The movie goes on the same old tracks of every Hollywood movies: done well, but nothing original. Oh, sure: Christian Bale and Matt Damon are twe great actors, but they are wasted in these standard roles. I shut down the TV after 60 minutes of this boring show.
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
The Pursuit of Money
Two hours following the falling of a man and his child since to become homeless. Will Smith is a great actor, but the movie is so boring! The dialogues are artificiously, full of beautiful words in the Hollywood style: shiny but unreal. The biggest problem of The Pursuit of Happyness is its own meaning: Happiness = Money. Maybe you can cry watching this movie, but you will cry for a very poor reason, and the day after you'll have completely forgot the movie.
The Revenant (2015)
A movie without heart. Tom Hardy do it better then Leo Di Caprio.
Great picture, good direction by Inarritu, and two giants in the lead roles: Leonardo Di Caprio and Tom Hardy. But behind a formerly perfection there in no heart in this movie. Beautiful nature, rocky mountain, snow like in The Big Silence, but i can't live one real emotions, neither during the famous bear scene: the bear is incredible real, but so cold, as if Inarritu is more focused in achieving a perfect fight instead of an emotional fight. For this reason i found the movie a little boring due to it's long duration - 2 hours 36 minutes. My favorite scene is the final one (but i don't reveal what happen). Now i'm curious to see "Man in the Wilderness" (1971), the first movie about the adventure of Hugh Glass starring Richard Harris and John Huston.
Hachi: A Dog's Tale (2009)
only because there is a dog
Hachi is a very very standard movie. For the whole family. For Richard Gere fan. For dog lovers. For very young people. It's a flat story with a direction devoid of panache. If you are looking for free emotions and want to switch off the brain, HACHI is your movie. Really, i couldn't find anything special in this movie. Sure, there are no blooper in this movie, a good cast and the right screenplay, but it's not enough to make of HACHI a great movie. Morover, this is a remake of the Japan movie "HACHIKO MONOGATARI" (1987): another Holloywood version of a beautiful foreign movie. It's better to see the original. This will be forgotten in a few years.
Alex l'ariete (2000)
my favorite "so bad it's so good" movie
Oh yes! This is THE MOVIE.
"Alex l'ariete" is a comedy, action, crime movie directed by Damiano Damiani starring Alberto Tomba (famous Italian ski champion) and Michelle Hunziker (swiss girl who was married with the singer Eros Ramazzotti).
This is probably the worst movie ever made. Really bad actors, especially Alberto Tomba (speaks with a ridiculous accent), really bad story, a lot of mistakes.... and almost 2 hours! It's hard to finish this movie. But it's also really funny find all the errors of the film.
A "must see movie" to watch with friends, beer and popcorn.