Reviews

I'll tell you why; we sat down tonight...looking for a new movie on Netflix to watch (which, if you have Netflix, you already know that finding anything remotely like a New Release is like finding a book in Mike Tyson's house...not gonna happen).

Anyway...we found this little treasure of a movie...premise looked OK, and I figured Ivan Reitman wouldn't stoop so low to put Kutcher in a decent movie unless he knew what he was doing, right? Wrong.

This movie was so bad, that I think my girlfriend hates me now, cuz I pressured her to sit through it with me. I am not even sure why...I just know that I can't start something and not finish it. It's my nature.

Anywho...neither one of these clowns in this flick could act their way out of a paper bag. It was scary. the only mildly amusing character was the geeky assistant chick that kept hitting on him.

My god, man....who the hell are these morons giving this movie a positive review? Are you high????

Movie was poorly acted, terribly predictable, and it literally seems like someone handed the script to a 7 year old and said..."make it your own, kiddo."

I would not wipe my filthy dogs dookie-stained butt with this movie.

The End.

Oh man....it was clear from the get go, that this is one top-notch film...both the acting and the quality of the film itself was Oscar-worthy!!! What a great racing movie! One can only give this fine piece of cinematic gold the respect it rightly deserves...being a car enthusiast myself, I watched this movie's several street races, and judging by the uber-realistic sound loops and the fact that a Scion xB could EASILY outrun an M5 engine-swapped BMW...I can only say that the realism was astounding. The acting...superb. These no-name actors give the performance of a lifetime! It seems as if they are dubbed over, speaking in a giant echo tunnel, and it gives the movie that magical B-movie feeling I was looking for!!! Anyways...be sure to rent this one for SURE, especially if you're a tried and true street racer type like me! Also don't forget to stab yourself in the eye after watching this fine piece of work, because you won't want to watch ANYTHING ELSE as long as you live!

Dueces!