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4/10
At least an hour of establishing shots
3 December 2018
My frustration with this film comes from its trailer. I feel like I was promised a thriller and mystery. What I got was Ingrid Bergman's Winter Light, updated and Americanized. It is beautifully shot-I will grant that-but horribly edited. It's almost like the filmmakers were so in love with the scenery, they forgot to tell a story.

It is a drama, with nothing at all mysterious or thrilling in it, and so we have this slow-moving, predictable story with characters going nowhere. If the trailer had just been honest about this film being a drama, maybe I could have been more moved by the internal struggle of the main character.

The saddest part of all this is that the film's commentary on religious life in America seems spot-on and interesting. Shame it got drowned out by tons of establishing shots.
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Split (IX) (2016)
6/10
Flawed, but great showing by McAvoy
25 November 2018
Warning: Spoilers
First off, McAvoy does an absolutely amazing job dealing with the multiple personalities. I mean, just fantastic work. Shame we are told there are 23, then only shown 8, but that's not his fault. Watch it just to bask in McAvoy's craft. Well, that and his hot body. (I am only human.) The problem-one of them anyway-is that the plot seems less about telling a story and more about setting up some other story. I like to refer to this as "Back to the Future 2" syndrome. This movie seems to exist solely as a segue between Unbreakable and the upcoming Glass. Even before I saw the end of the movie with Willis's cameo, as the movie was obviously wrapping up, I was asking "is that it?" I certainly don't expect all the loose ends wrapped up in the end, but can we get any explanation? Any at all? The plot has set up these really intriguing characters then done relatively little with them. No sense of closure at all. Problem two: the poster and tag line give away the big twist. He has 23 personalities and a 24th is coming. With Shyamalan's reputation for twist endings, the lack of a twist here seems... well... lazy? I don't know. Maybe I am being overly critical of Shyamalan, and he's trying to turn over a new leaf and stop us consumers from expecting it. Of course, if you don't have your gimmicky "twist" ending, what are you left with? Characterization but very little plot. Literally, you can sum up the plot in two sentences: teen girls kidnapped by man with multiple personalities; the girl with the messed-up past survives. I stand corrected. One sentence. Problem three: believability. Every story and film requires a certain level of suspending disbelief, and this film really tested my limits. I mean, the doctor knows she can stop him-she even writes a letter to no one in particular explaining this-but then doesn't stop him as he's killing her? Also, I'm no expert on DID, but I am pretty sure it doesn't work that way. The whole point of dissociative identities is they... wait for it... dissociate. They do not share memories or talk to each other. That's why, among professionals who think it exists (there's a lot of debate), it is seen as a way to cope with trauma. It is supposed to be locking memories away in a different personality so the rest can go on living. I thought we were past this Hollywooded-up version of mental illness. I guess not.
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Red Zone Cuba (1966)
1/10
I'm sure there must be a worse movie out there somewhere, but no one has found it
29 October 2011
Written, directed by and starring Coleman Francis--it doesn't get any worse than this. This film is literally a step-by-step guide on how NOT to make a film. In my kinder moments, I think that perhaps they were trying to be artistic, but it just doesn't work. No plot, no continuity, no character development, no acting, no framing, no composition. Even the sound is crap but that's okay because no one really says anything approaching relevance or a story.

The only thing that really puzzles me is how in the world John Carradine got roped into making an appearance? For that matter, his scene doesn't make a bit of sense to the rest of the movie, so maybe they lied to him and told him the movie was about something else?

All in all, I believe Crow T. Robot said it best: 'I want to hurt this film, but I know I can never hurt it as much as it's hurt me.' So true, Crow, so true.
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9/10
Quite interesting
13 May 2004
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[Possible SPOILER]

I picked this film out of a used-vhs bin basically because it had Kenneth Branagh in it. I figured, how bad can it be for $2?

This movie was one of those rare surprises that keeps me going back to used-vhs bins.

The characters are interesting, the sets are visually appealing, and the casting is phenomenal--William Hurt, Blythe Danner, Madeleine Stowe, Robert Loggia, etc. The plot is a thought-provoking treatise on how far humans will go to get what they want.

Overall, definitely worth *much* more than $2!
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6/10
About an hour of pure entertainment... unfortunately, the film is longer
5 May 2004
Warning: Spoilers
(SPOILERS)

The first part of this movie is simply wonderful--lovely storytelling, great acting from Julie Walters and Helen Mirren especially, beautiful scenery, a lot of laughs, a little tragedy, and a whole lot of heart. You really come to empathize with these ladies, and it's a great moral that people can come together to accomplish great things if they're brave enough to take a chance.

Then something dreadful happens... The calendar takes off, changing all of the women's lives and characters. Suddenly, it's like watching an entirely different movie. Instead of the quaintness of Yorkshire, the film is brisked away to the garishness of Hollywood, and the story suddenly becomes your basic fish-out-of-water tale.

The moral of the story goes from being about bravery to the terribly over-used pessimism of "fame corrupts." The characters you really liked suddenly become catty and more interested in their publicity than their families, and they lose sight of the original point of the calendar.

The women go to Hollywood. Yay. Sure, they go on TV. Oh, joy. They meet famous people. Yeah, great, they talk to filmmakers, etc., etc. (People, we are watching the movie--we could have figured this out!)

Fortunately, the last ten minutes or so switches back to Yorkshire and regains the original tone of the film, but by then, the damage is already done.

This might be the way the *real* story played out, but I'm not watching a documentary, I'm watching a movie. This is not an art film--I want to see a focused storyline. Take a little artistic license to maintain the overall tone of the film, for crying out loud. First and foremost, keep the film in England! Sending it to Hollywood just seemed to cheapen the storyline.

Want to show how the calendar took off and made them all famous? That's fine. Want to show how the publicity went to their heads? Great. Just do it in such a way that retains the characterizations so the audience doesn't end up questioning if they even like these women.

Maintain the bravery moral by turning the popularity of the calendar into a hero's trial for all of them, and show how they came together and were made better by the experience.

In summary, it was a good idea with great acting and beautiful landscapes, but the screenplay was short at least one major re-write.

One last thing--what in the world were they thinking putting the last joke of the film on the dvd's main menu?
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5/10
a sentimental movie, but a fine one
5 August 2003
I generally leave this type of tear-jerker to my mother, and I honestly had no real desire to ever watch it. So, when I was roped into seeing this film and found myself actually caring about what happens to the characters, I was pleasantly surprised.

The performances, especially Shirley MacLaine's, are very emotionally charged, yet believable. I found myself really liking and really disliking each character in turn, but that's what makes them real.

The plot bounces right along and the film is all-together very watchable (even for a seasoned chick-flick hater such as myself). Larry McMurtry always had a penchant for entertaining story-telling, and this movie is no exception.

The only character I had trouble believing was Garrett Breedlove. As much as I respect Jack Nicholson's ability, not even he could make his corny antics work. Garrett the astronaut stuck out like a sore--albeit sometimes amusing--thumb among all the other "ordinary" people. Nicholson did what he could with it, but the subplot itself just seemed like it belonged in a different movie.

All in all, a good flick, even if you typically don't go in for movies that try to evoke the full gamut of human emotion in two hours flat.
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2/10
Two boring movies for the price of one
3 February 2003
I can understand why athletes and very religious people might be into this movie, but personally it didn't do anything for me.

The portrayal of prejudice against Abrahams was interesting, and probably the best part of the movie (and I'm not even Jewish). However, the religious themes were preachy and heavy-handed at best. The overall motif of doing what you feel is right versus doing what you and others would like you to do has been dealt with in much more compelling ways in much more interesting movies.

My big beef with this movie is it's lack of focus. It's basically two movies--one about Abrahams and one about Liddell. One keeps expecting them to come together, but even up to the end, they really don't. Yes, they both go to the same Olympics. However, they don't race together, they don't converse. They're both just... there. The fatal problem hence is the lack of a coherent, fluid plot. It basically bounces all around two under-developed subplots. There's no real focus and no closure for either.

The acting for the most part was fair. The costumes and sets were aesthetically pleasing, but nothing outstanding. The score is good if you can keep from giggling about the melodramatic use of early-1980s synthesizers. Perhaps the technical aspects of the film were fabulous 20 years ago, but by today's standards, it's nothing special (which I suppose is to be expected).

All in all, unless you're really big into running or athletics, save your energy for a movie that's actually entertaining.
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7/10
snapshot of a time past
31 December 2002
Maybe it's just because of my love for history, but I really enjoyed this movie. I can understand why some may not, since it has a sort of anti-ending and very little actual 'plot.' The film is simply the portrayal of daily life for a London family--a collection of character subplots, basically.

It doesn't sound like much, but the film's strength is its characters. Besides the main little boy, there's the overzealous father, the sexually-liberated teenage sister, a hilarious grandpa, a gang of far-from-innocent little boys, and others.

Overall, watching this movie is like stepping back in time and sneaking a peek into everyday life.
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1/10
Watching the filth of failure: Must scrub it off... Ughh... Must wash... Get clean...
25 September 2002
This movie should be required watching for anyone in the motion picture business on how NOT to make a sequel. The first movie was fine... decent acting, a lot of popular names, a suspenseful script, and good music.

The second one ruined it all. I can't even stand to watch the first one anymore; the mystery is spoiled. The sequel's script could have been written by a fifteen-year-old. The romantic interest is cheap filler. The acting was just painful to watch. The cinematography was laughable. I was embarrassed for the blues legends who had cameos.

I wonder if the sequel was written by someone who never even saw the original??
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The Lion King (1994)
5/10
good, not great
18 September 2002
Am I the only person who seems to notice this movie is Hamlet, watered down and without the incest? Granted, Disney movies aren't known for having the most original plots, but I expected a little more.

Typically, I like Disney's animated features, but I found this one to be a little blah, to be frank. Perhaps I am being overly harsh and expecting too much from a kid's flick, or maybe I was wanting something a little more moving and less corny.
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10/10
A subtle, dramatic masterpiece--opulent in simplicity (but only the VHS version)
16 September 2002
The makers of this film understood that a picture really is worth a thousand words.

Unlike most other movies, it does not rely as heavily upon dialogue, which gives it an unspoken power--a true presence. It gives the film an overall tone of openness, similar to the feeling one gets upon seeing a beautifully detailed, but uncluttered painting. The film's silence is its greatest strength, requiring precise performances on behalf of the actors and some excellent camera work. The result is a film that speaks to emotions on a much closer, more primitive level. With a less-talented cast, the film would have been corny or overly melodramatic. As is, it's breathtaking.

My only complaint--the DVD version is the director's cut. No offense to Michael Mann, but it's terrible. As good as the movie is, is how bad the DVD is. Technically, the 'skips' are aesthetically offensive; there's even a disclaimer of sorts *inside* the packaging, which makes returning it a bit more challenging. The music has been literally gutted, and some of the best lines were chopped. The added scenes were okay, but understandably cut from the final release. They would have been much better served as extras on the DVD.
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10/10
Breathtaking
26 August 2002
This is one of the few movies out there I will give a perfect '10' score, simply because this movie is gorgeous. Perhaps it's because I am a music lover, or history lover, but anyone should be able to appreciate what makes this a great movie--excellent performances, beautiful cinematography, and a passionate, albeit unusual, storyline.
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Book of Love (1990)
7/10
a movie unfortunately overlooked by most, kind of like its hero
5 July 2002
The movie has a simple goal, and that's to make you like the under-appreciated, overlooked geek known as Jack Twiller--to sympathize with his coming of age: the awkwardness, embarrassing moments, bullies, and, yes, even pimple cream.

There is no great intellectual message, no uplifting moral to the movie. Quite honestly, it doesn't take itself that seriously, which is the entire point. This isn't an art house film, folks. It's a "kick back in your flannel jammies with some ice cream after a rotten day" kind of movie. It's a fun movie made simply to make us laugh. Stop analyzing and digging for profundity. Just laugh.
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Mary Reilly (1996)
10/10
Read the Original first!
1 May 2002
I really did not appreciate this movie until I read the original Robert Louis Stevenson book, and now I adore this movie. I remember being completely confused when I first watched this movie (particularly at the scene where Hyde stomps the little girl and then pays her family off), which makes much more sense if you know the original story well.
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9/10
A bit too much deviation vs. eye candy
26 March 2002
Yeah, I freely admit, I'm one of those scary HP fans who is still really upset I can't find HP bed sheets to fit a queen-sized bed. Yeah, I really wish they had just done the movie the way the book was. Yeah, I probably would've gone and seen it more often (even if it had been three and a half hours) if it had been exactly like the book.

But, it wasn't. It couldn't have realistically been done exactly as it was laid out upon the page. Oh darn. I understand all this, but at the same time, it doesn't make me any happier when they changed things that had nothing to do with time constraints. For example, in the book, Fluffy came from "a Greek chappie," a reference to Cerberus, the 3-headed dog of Greek myth. In the movie, Fluffy came from an "Irish" fellow. Why this sort of senseless deviation? Were they 'dumbing it down' for fear kids may go out and research the Classics? Cutting scenes, I understand. Changing them for the sake of changing? That, I don't understand.

On the plus side, they did do a fabulous job with location, special effects, etc. "Eye candy" sums it up--even making less scary parts seem darker and more threatening, but in a subtle, the-kid-next-to-you-doesn't-know-to-scream sort of way. Wizard chess is much scarier and Quidditch is more exciting when it's played out on the screen.

A few words on the acting... besides Coltrane (Hagrid)'s sometimes annoying penchant for improv, they actually succeeded in getting some mighty fine actors. Even the young actors are great, something too many directors unfortunately do not demand. Grint (Ron Weasley) is a classic Mercutio, though--at times he's more entertaining and likeable than the "star." He did a fabulous job, outshining even Radcliffe.

All of the actors--especially the adults!--could stand to loosen up and get angry / get happy / get scared occasionally. Everyone, but particularly Shaw (Petunia Dursley), was a bit too stiff and calm during the scene introducing Hagrid.

Despite all of this, a great movie made of an even greater book.
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10/10
Don't jump to judgement
26 March 2002
It's just a suggestion, but don't come to any conclusions about this movie until the day after you've seen it.

As I watched it, I was shocked in all the right places, happy in all the right places, etc, but then after it was all finished and done with, I thought to myself, 'Hmm... decent movie, but I don't think it's one I need to see again.'

Then, a funny thing happened over the next day or so... I couldn't get it out of my head. The more I thought about it, the more I was impressed.

So, basically, give it a few solid hours--or even days--before you decide if you like it or not.
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7/10
Why, oh, why did they deviate so much from the book?!
26 March 2002
Okay, okay... so the movie is decent. The actresses were fabulous.

The screenplay... well, it certainly left a lot to be desired. Granted, anyone who has read Kaysen's autobiography would understand how it would be difficult--even impossible--to follow the book to the letter. Only an art house film would have a chance, and a mainstream movie company would never even attempt it.

Nonetheless, the movie lost a lot of the book's craziness and dark humor, and somehow led the audience off to NeverNeverLand in the end.

I actually read Kaysen's book for the first time *after* watching the movie because, quite honestly, I thought they left something out or I missed something somewhere. Surprise, surprise. The book has the same premise, even the same character names, but precious little similarities.

In short... watch this movie for the acting. Read the book for the plot.
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