This was such a borefest, I can't imagine how anyone on the train stayed awake, because I dozed about 20 minutes in, got a bump from my girlfriend to wake up. Then, 10 minutes later, she tells me she's going to see if they sell coffee, cause she's falling asleep.
I got 2 more bumps throughout the movie to wake up. I think this compares with Paranormal Activity on the NOTHING IS HAPPENING scale. Characters were boring, dialogue was boring, plot was dumb, and the pc/progressive/liberal angle, enough already.
The only things that had value were Depp and some of the CGI, which I kept asking, was all this cgi necessary?
So there you have it, a boring movie that you will be begging to end. Now, I've never seen the 74, but apparently, it's better than this thing was. Brannagh seems like he was trying to emulate Denzel with a bloated opinion of himself in Fences, making every scene about him in a "look at me, I'm great, aren't I" sort of way.
This film is a fart in the wind that you hope dissipates quickly.
I got 2 more bumps throughout the movie to wake up. I think this compares with Paranormal Activity on the NOTHING IS HAPPENING scale. Characters were boring, dialogue was boring, plot was dumb, and the pc/progressive/liberal angle, enough already.
The only things that had value were Depp and some of the CGI, which I kept asking, was all this cgi necessary?
So there you have it, a boring movie that you will be begging to end. Now, I've never seen the 74, but apparently, it's better than this thing was. Brannagh seems like he was trying to emulate Denzel with a bloated opinion of himself in Fences, making every scene about him in a "look at me, I'm great, aren't I" sort of way.
This film is a fart in the wind that you hope dissipates quickly.
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