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Flirting with Anthony (2005)
Rednecks, Closetcases, & Clueless Sit Down
Props to director and writer. Fantastic editing. The cast did a awesome job, too. Sounds great and looks great. Closetcases hate this movie because they don't understand why it's OK to be gay. Rednecks don't like that it shows a bisexual girl and a gay guy getting it on. The sex in this movie was fantastic. Lowe Taylor should get an Oscar. That babe can act her way out of Alcatraz. She's so fine. This movie made me get all rocksteady if you know what I mean. Plus it was fun. The movie starts off with just nothing and you hear this crazy sound and you think there's something wrong with the camera. I saw it in San Francisco and it was a great experience. The director came out wearing leather. He wasn't wearing chains, you homophobe. Sit down and shut up. There's a love scene in the movie that's up there with all the foreign films I've seen. Really up there is how I'd review this. I don't know what's wrong with people on here. They slam this movie and then go and give props to the old bag in the Must Love Dogs movie.
Boy Culture (2006)
Sad sad movie.
I know a lot of hookers who write beautiful monologues to themselves all the time. They talk about how lonely it is and how wonderful their lives should be. This movie is a joke. Saw this in Los Angeles and everyone I talked to hated this crap. The director or writer had a bad tan and a fake personality. I hope he didn't pay too much for film school because it didn't help. Loosely based on a some book no one read. Who cares? Save your money and go see a good movie like Must Love Dogs. Now, that movie is amazing. You got an old hag in that movie. This movie's got an old hag but he's a man. The writer of this movie is as shallow and unable to see what a boring douche he is as his movie is. Seriously, go see Must Love Dogs. It has dogs in it.
Shiner (2004)
Peepshow for Sex Freaks
If you get into guys getting into hitting on each other. If you like seeing chicks beating up guys. If you got a soft spot for bisexual thugs. If you like chicks in granny bras cursing all foul mouthed. If you kind of get off on stalkers stealing underwear. If you want to see a guy shake his jellybeans in a sports shoe. If you sport wood seeing a guy cough up blood. If this doesn't make any sense, then see this movie. Tons of nudity and amazing lines throughout. Perverted stuff like this never gets made anymore. What happened to the 70s, man? Derris Nile and Nicholas King are gods for making this movie. Christian Colson should get recognized in this lifetime for making this movie. A real peepshow for sex freaks like me.