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The PriceMaster (2001)
He Is Us, And We Are Him
February 10th will never pass me by in anonymity, not again. He came to me when I needed him most, speaking his first phrase which shook me to my core: "17 THOUSAND DOLLARS". The first price, the first line of the true gospel rooted itself deep within my soul. What was I worth in the eyes of The Pricemaster himself? Since I first heard the true word of The Pricemaster, I find myself falling to my knees for his pious sermon every week, nay! Every day. What I wouldn't sacrifice for the chance at joining The Pricemaster in the eternal yard sale somewhere in the vast void of the ether. For now, I spread the gospel and live as The Pricemaster would want me to: Shambling along this mortal coil until the fated day that I finally step into The Pricemaster's domain: Saturday, December 10th 2001, Denton Texas.