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The Last Sentinel (2007)
Exciting , Violent , And Cheesy.......MY KIND OF MOVIE!
I Am A Huge Fan Of B Movies , And This Is One Of The Best I've Seen In A While , The Plot line Is Simple , In A Post Apocalyptic World Where Machines Rule All , One Enhanced Superfighter And One Random Survivor Hope To Take Back The World For Humanity , The Storyline Is Not Very Original But It Is Fascinating , Lots Of Action To Keep From Falling Asleep , One Gratuitous Shower Scene , Extreme Cheesiness , All In All This Is A Very Fun Movie To Watch , I Have Only Seen A Few Of Don Wilson's Movies , But This One Is By Far The Best , ::SPOILERS::.................The Movie Is Mostly Running,Shooting,Explosions,Fighting,And Random Violence , And At The End The Evil Robots Are Destroyed And The World Is Saved
He Was a Quiet Man (2007)
When You Think You Have Seen The Worst .......YOU HAVEN'T SEEN S***!
I Have Absolutely No Idea What This Movie Was Supposed To Be About , Nothing Makes Sense At All , It's About Some Guy Who Hates His Co-workers And He's Going To Kill Them All , But Someone Else Beats Him To It , So He Kills Them , And Then Has A Date With A Handicapped Chick Who Asks Him To Kill Her , But Then She Wants To Live , Then He Becomes Controlling And Accuses Her Of Cheating On Him , His Goldfish Tell Him To Kill Her , He Pulls Out A Gun In The Office But Realizes Nobody Died Because He Was The Shooter He Shot Meaning He Killed Himself And He Was Already Dead When This Fantasy Occurred............This Is The Worst Movie I've Seen In Months If Not The Worst Ever........Unless You Like Talking Goldfish , Sex With Handicapped Chicks , And William H. Macy I Don't Really Recommend This To Anyone
Hack! (2007)
Actually Pretty Good
I Rented This Movie With Extremely Low Expectations , But I Was Greatly Surprised By How It Turned Out , The Movie Starts With Some High School/College Kids Signing Up For An Extra Credit Program , The Project Is Studying Wildlife On A Remote Island , But The Wealthy Couple That Lives On The Island Are Crazy And Making Snuff Movies , The Acting Was Good , The Special Effects Were Good , The Jokes Were Good Too , The Movie Is More Comedy Than Horror , At The End The Bad Guys Were All Killed Off And The Only Survivors Were The Deputy , The Foregn Chick , And The Main Character , I Also Like The Hidden Message Of This Movie , The Hidden Message Is Telling Horror Writers Not To Rip Off Other Movies And Come Up With Their Own Ideas
Skarecrow (2004)
Would Rather Smell My Own Farts For An Hour And Seventeen Minutes
This Movie Was One Of The Worst Movies I Have Ever Seen , I Have To Tell What Happens So Nobody Makes The Same Mistake , It Starts Off With Some Hillbillies Who Kill Some Guy And Then A Skarecrow Kills All Of Them , Then Some Guy In His Mid Thirties Playing A Teenager Picks Up Some Friends And Goes To The Cabin Where It Happened , They Stop For Gas And Meet Some Crazy Blind Guy With A Big Nose Who Warns Them To Stay Away From The Cabin , So You Know They Don't Take His Warning, They Start Getting Killed Off , The Main Character Goes To Get Help From Some Obese Lady And A Full Grown Woman Wearing A Costume , They Try To Kill Him But Fail , The Blind Guy Shows Up And The Main Character Kills Him And Runs Away , Goes Back And Gets Taken Hostage , The Scarecrow Shows Up And Kills Everybody Except The Main Character And Runs Away , The Main Character Is Framed For The Crime And Locked In The Nuthouse...Which Looks Like It Was Filmed In Someone's Basement , And The Scarecrow Gets Away Whoever Wrote This...Needs Therapy I Hope I Have Saved Someone Out There Pain ,Anguish, Time, And Money With This Review