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Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Disjointed. (No pun.)
I had really hoped that I would enjoy this movie...and I started to. Then about a half an hour in it started getting really disjointed and the plot seemed to jump around. At first, the villain (creeper?) seemed really cool...kinda like just some weird-o with a truck slightly reminiscent of SweetTooth's truck in Twisted Metal: Black.
Clearly he was a bad guy...then he started to get weird...eventually turning into some poorly-explained creature. When asked about this movie I tell them that the first half-hour is good, and that each ten minutes after that seems like it was written and directed by someone else, and each person didn't get to see what the person right before him had done. Basically, it was crap on a crap-cracker. You did, however, for a very brief moment...get to see Gina Philips in her panties. It is this shining moment that I cling onto when I have to think about this film.
The PJs (1999)
Bah, speak not such evils!
This was a fantastic show...I can't let someone who just watched one episode give it a bad name...where else have you seen a claymation tornado that comes out of a toilet? It was fine work, all around. I wish that it was still on the air. I think that it was the only thing that I ever watched on whatever channel that was.
(upon hearing that the Haiti Lady's toilet was clogged up)
Thurgood: Did you flush anything weird down there?
Haiti Lady: No...nothing...(under breath)...just a goat head wrapped in some paper towels.
Thurgood: Damn it! How many times have I told you you _DON'T_ flush paper towels down the toilet?
Heh heh heh.