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The Greatest Bad Movies Ever!
24 June 2002
Free your mind people!! Not every movie in the world has to be Schindlers List. There are movies that exist for no good reason. These films offer no morality or underlying message. Get a six-pack, some pizza, pop this bad boy in your VCR and shut-up!! This movie is one of my favorites of all-time and it's really sad to see so many uptight dorks (who wouldn't know a good time if it sat on there face) slag it on this great web-site. So here I am to set the record straight. At the time this movie was made Ed Wood had been reduced to an alcoholic scriptwriter, rumored to be working for bottles of bourbon. So of course the script itself is simply sublime. Obvious ramblings and silly comments. Ed would have made a great writer for a kiddie show. The story itself if basically an excuse to have a dozen or so strippers dance across the screen, because I hate to say it folks but back in 1965 SEX SELLED!! And director A.C. Stephens sold ALOT of sex in his day. And to round out this ode' to burlesque you have a cast that no B-movie fan can resist like Criswell! Rumor has it when Criswell saw the final cut of this film he cried and told A.C. "You made me look like royalty"! Watch Criswells eyes as he read his cue cards. Then there's Fawn Silver, the original Elvira, looking magnificent as she torments her wooden acting captors. And Pat Berrington who achievements in b-movies are legendary (hell she was in a Russ Meyer movie for GOD SAKE!!). And lets not forget the tremendous (and naturally gifted) "dead" strippers who's dances are so mind boggleingly bad you can't help but fall off your couch! AWESOME!! RECOMENDED!!
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HOLLYWOOD EXPOSING ITSELF!!
15 June 2002
I picked this movie up after reading about it in my Psychotronic Video Guide. This is a real cool flick. Lots of extremely rare clips from movies like KING KONG (a nasty ape!) and HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (NUDITY!) as well as a very young Shirley Temple acting way to old in a very early film role. I loved the parts with Carrol Baker and Eli Wallach talking about Baby Doll. And it makes it extra cool since Peter Fondas one of the hosts!!
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Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
8/10
The King Lives!! And he's kicking ass in Texas!!
10 June 2002
I saw the world premier of `Bubu Ho-Tep' last night at the CineVegas Film Festival. It was great to see Bruce Campbell get such a meaty role as Elvis Presley. And it was also a refreshing change for cult director Don Coscarelli whose Phantasm films were starting to get a little long in the tooth. What I found most refreshing about this movie was the script. It is basically a comedy, with Bruce Campbell and veteran actor Ossie Davis (as Jack Kennedy!) sharing some great lines and cracking up the audience. The wild story has Elvis and Jack Kennedy battling a `Soul Sucking' Mummy in there Texas retirement home. The Mummy looked great, with a big cowboy hat, boots and rotted face. Elvis fans, fans of Bruce Campbell and fans of the Phantasm movies will enjoy this movie as well as anyone who wants to see something wildly original and very very funny.
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