There are two types of people in this world: Those that like art-house flicks and those that don't. I'm not ashamed to say that I'm firmly ensconced in the second camp. This probably goes a long way to explaining the rating I've given. But please bear with me while I explain why...
The idea sounds promising enough. A chap with one eye, handily named "One Eye", is a rather badly treated slave used as a Viking era cage fighter (think less cage, more mud and you're about there). He escapes his captors, hooks up with some Christian Vikings (a new thing on me, I thought they were supposed to be exclusively Norse god worshippers, but there you go) who sail off to the Holy Land. Except they never get there. At this point, during scene 5, "Hell", you'd expect the title of the film to live a bit, only it doesn't. I'd say it peters out at this point, only that would suggest it had any steam to run out of. A hectic Viking movie, this is not.
Aside from the very slender plot, this movie is also ponderous. Very, very ponderous. It makes "2001: A Space Oddysey" appear well paced, something I never thought I'd ever consider levelling at Kubrick's magnum opus. It's not helped by the lack of dialogue either. I don't think anyone said a single word in the first ten minutes. It's not like dialogue-free story telling doesn't work either; look at that 8 minute scene at the start of "Up!", which reduced this grown man to tears. Done right, it can be really powerful. However, in this film, it seems the lack of talking was used as a method of beefing up the importance of the cinematography. Again, I'm not averse to gloriously shot film, but this seemed a bit gratuitous. It also didn't help matters that the mid-movie sea voyage looked for all the world like they'd just gone from one bit of the Cairngorms to another, which for me killed of any last vestiges of realism that they'd gone across any body of water bigger than a loch. That would at least explain the fog, I suppose.
What we end up with is a borderline pretentious movie with a thin plot, sluggish pacing, little dialogue and muddled imagery, all wrapped up in some wonderful cinematography. Very much style over substance, and I was somewhat glad it was only 90 minutes long. My take-away from this movie was confusion, boredom and a desire to go back to the Highlands. It's probably that last bit that spares this movie from getting a one star rating.
The idea sounds promising enough. A chap with one eye, handily named "One Eye", is a rather badly treated slave used as a Viking era cage fighter (think less cage, more mud and you're about there). He escapes his captors, hooks up with some Christian Vikings (a new thing on me, I thought they were supposed to be exclusively Norse god worshippers, but there you go) who sail off to the Holy Land. Except they never get there. At this point, during scene 5, "Hell", you'd expect the title of the film to live a bit, only it doesn't. I'd say it peters out at this point, only that would suggest it had any steam to run out of. A hectic Viking movie, this is not.
Aside from the very slender plot, this movie is also ponderous. Very, very ponderous. It makes "2001: A Space Oddysey" appear well paced, something I never thought I'd ever consider levelling at Kubrick's magnum opus. It's not helped by the lack of dialogue either. I don't think anyone said a single word in the first ten minutes. It's not like dialogue-free story telling doesn't work either; look at that 8 minute scene at the start of "Up!", which reduced this grown man to tears. Done right, it can be really powerful. However, in this film, it seems the lack of talking was used as a method of beefing up the importance of the cinematography. Again, I'm not averse to gloriously shot film, but this seemed a bit gratuitous. It also didn't help matters that the mid-movie sea voyage looked for all the world like they'd just gone from one bit of the Cairngorms to another, which for me killed of any last vestiges of realism that they'd gone across any body of water bigger than a loch. That would at least explain the fog, I suppose.
What we end up with is a borderline pretentious movie with a thin plot, sluggish pacing, little dialogue and muddled imagery, all wrapped up in some wonderful cinematography. Very much style over substance, and I was somewhat glad it was only 90 minutes long. My take-away from this movie was confusion, boredom and a desire to go back to the Highlands. It's probably that last bit that spares this movie from getting a one star rating.
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