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SEAL Team: Man on Fire (2021)
This is getting more and more unrealistic by every episode
With every new episode the situations are getting more and more un-realistic, the fights they are engaging in are getting dumber and dumber. The opponents never make any shot even though they are firing 10,000 shots.
This is riddiculous and it's not even merely close to any real combat.
I used to love this show because it was +- realistic, but now it's just soap opera.
The Princess Switch: Switched Again (2020)
If 2 Vanessa's wasn't enough, here's 3 of them.
If the first movie was a bit cringe but also lovely, this just feels like "we have no ideas what to shoot, but we have to shoot something to earn money" kind of movie.
I mean literally Vanessa is one of the prettiest women alive, super-cute and "aww", but this movie is more or less like watching ice melt = quite pointless.
Emily in Paris (2020)
It's cute and relaxing
It's not supposed to be the greatest TV show in the history, it's supposed to make you fall in love with Paris, to just think "awww" and relax.
And it just does that. Lily Collins is the perfect star, she's just gorgeous and adorable.
Yes, the show has clichés, it's showing only nice things and it's very American. So what? Just sit back and enjoy!
The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann (2019)
Stretched horribly
9 episodes what could've fit in one. Looks like some lazy college student's made last minute diploma work. So much water.... they've reshowed same scenes like 20 times.
Westworld: Virtù e Fortuna (2018)
This show is going south so fast
Within Season 1 this was a unique show, something mysterious. Now it's a blood bath, filled with cruelty and illogical moves. No human being ever (mercenaries) will risk their life ever just trying to kill some robots. And if they will, they will gear up till their teeth and not just die all the time.
The show is getting terrible, im afraid of future episodes.
Criminal Minds: Ex Parte (2018)
One of the worst from CM
I'm watching Criminal Minds since the beginning of the show. This is my favorite show! But this episode was messy as hell and one of the worst I've seen.
I mean I was happy to see something out of the ordinary, but come on - they find out that there's a vent entrance and somehow the agent runs for it, not the spec.ops guys?
And seconds after he finishes off the bad guy #1, the full staffed spec off guys arrive? cliche much?
The guy who doesn't hesitate a second to kill 2 people just to show he can kill someone, suddenly hesitates for 15 seconds to kill someone who undermined him by putting on a camera, right? Just so the FBI has time to tell the victim what to say.
The writers and editors really gave too less of an effort in this episode.
Put me as one of the editors and I will do a better job.
Game of Thrones (2011)
Probably the best TV show in the new millennium so far
The story itself is something special - similar with Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings - it takes the audience in a different world. The story is well written and makes emotions - mostly those emotions that you want to become a part of that world, you want to experience the fights, you want to see dragons in life. So the TV show, what is based on such good story, doesn't need that much - just not ruin the story. And this show does that. The cast is good, the bad thing is that there are some actors changing for the same roles - I don't know why they are doing that, but as a huge TV show, you should evade that by any means. That is making the viewer disconnect from the story. Anyway - the cast is good, the story is unpredictable (if you haven't red the books), everything seems as real as possible - real emotions, real fights, real dirty bastards doing faul things - no sugarcoating.
For those, who are rating this as a less than 7 - you should be banned from watching anything ever again, because you don't understand anything about TV/movies. If you rate this as a 1, you should be removed from this earth, because it proves that you have no logical sense and you are a probable mass murderer :)
Getaway (2013)
Indigested and Rash car-movie version of Machete
Anyone who would rate this movie as a "1", should never rate any movies ever in his life, because they clearly don't know that there are films like "Robot Shark Octopus versus Giant Spider Zombie Nazis" and Paris Hilton movies being made in the world. If you rate this as 1 and them as 1, they are equal, and if you would rate this movie equal as previously mentioned - you should be put down. Anyway, about the movie - as my summary says, this kinda is a Machete car version. Don't look for logic here, there really are no logic, just constant chasing/crashing/screaming from Selena Gomez (who is pretty by the way). There is some story, it's pretty bad story with lots of flaws, but still - there is some story in the movie. I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone, and I feel very surprised that Etan Hawke has casted in a movie like this. For lesser actors, movies like this could be the end of their career. Actually, it's pretty big shame that the movie is this indigested and bad, because you can see that the budget for this have been pretty big and the possibilities too (at least if you can cast Selena Gomez and Etan Hawke, and crash like 100 cars in a movie). So with much more work, consideration, better directing and producing you could get a actually good movie, which would be rated at least with 6,5 on IMDb, not 4,3. My rating is 3. This movie is not worth 1, but it's really not worth more than 3.
Lockout (2012)
Awful unrealistic low budget crap.
You want a review? Fine. Three words - Unrealistic, low-budget, crap. Those are the words that define this movie.
My brain is always searching for unrealistic things - in real life and in movies. Every movie should make us believe like thats going on in real life (okay, 99% of movies, because the remaining 1% is just mindfuck movies, meant to trouble our minds). This movie was in those 99% - it must've been believable. Unfortunately, it never was.
So the cons for this movie: Fakness trough all the movie For example - ordering an destructive assault on space prison - and suddenly some wild random fighting planes appear - and all get shot down by the prison's defence system. Yeah right, no huge nukes, nothing like that - let's fight a tank with forks. Very realistic! Armed guards runs 3meters after the "hero" and misses every shot. Very realistic! Some retard just steals a weapon off secret service with his arms tied. Very realistic! Prison is breached and taken over by one destoryed window (visitior/prisoner) and one gun. Very realistic!
And those are only the few, I'm too tired to write more.
All those low-budget special effects - especially those during the first part of the movie (runaway scene) - those were the moments when I wanted to turn this crap off.
Why not 1 nor 2? Because, even this movie is bad, it's still better than all those "octopus versus megashark" out there (who's directors should sent to Mars for their crimes against humanity) and some other retarded crap. Compared to those movies, this was even enjoyable.
3/10 is a fair score, and I don't know why would anyone rate this movie any better than this.
I would not recommend this movie to anyone - only to those, who are related to poor actors in this movie or something like that. Thank god, I didn't have to pay for this, because than I would have to sue people for stealing my money.
If you can't make a proper movie - DON'T. It's 21st century, movies come out all the time, there's no place for crap like this. And even if some moron want's to give his money for a movie like this - make it better than this, at least make the story/production believable.
Red State (2011)
Unrealistic movie
So, basically this movie was average. You know those movies - where there are parts, what you like and parts what you don't like. The main idea of movie and camera works, actors, acting and stuff like that - that was good. Some parts like one friend turning back on other, to try to run and save his life - that's good, it adds some realistic feeling to the movie. But the saddest part (what totally messed the movie up for me) was in the middle - when the big guy from those 3 got his automatic gun and was just standing in the most-likely position to get shot. Nobody would ever do something so stupid. If I'd got a machine-gun i'd slowly eliminate everyone in the house, who wanted to kill me, not just stand directly at the only door what people can get through and wait to get shot.
That was dumb, and completely messed any realistic feeling about movie (yes, I can accept that there could be some insane god-perishers who wants to kill homosexuals, but I can't accept that person doesn't fight for his life).
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
Christine Lakin saves the film
I give 10 stars to Christine Lakin, cause she's the most beautiful woman in the world and 1 star to Paris/screenplay/all other stuff. No offense Paris, but you shouldn't be an actress.
Anyway - I rolled the film all to the place, where Christine Lakin becomes herself (without the ugly mask) and now I will have to watch those 30mins for like 100 times to get enough from Christine :D Why couldn't she be 10 years younger :( Anyway - this film looks like some low-budget crap. The main idea is very good, but you should invest much more money in those kind of ideas. The only thing worth watching this movie, as I said, is Christine. Damn, she is so beautiful.