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A Southern Haunting (2023)
The dog ate my homework for film school
I think the concept might have been good, if I'm deciphering this mess correctly, but it's hard to tell. Disjointed, sloppy art direction, and some talented actors in search of a director. Ed Wood much?
And Rusty? You can do better than this dog.
It's a shame this concept wasn't better executed, because the story concept has real potential.
Pure Southern Gothic is great if it is well executed and the rich storyline of the a family in search of mother set in the reconstruction era and facing a haunted farm is a rich canvas. So why didn't we see a better set and costumes. I understand production during the pandemic was limiting, but surely we could have had moodier lighting and a little dirt and dust? It was like this was shot in a museum.
The Blacklist: Genuine Models Inc. (No. 176) (2022)
Does not compute
Forget "jumping the shark". This show just jumped a whale. Technology is MILES away from this. My suspension of disbelief is broken. We are over the hill at 9 seasons and finally heading for the canyon.
The Third Day (2020)
Bad decision theater
In the vein of classic horror, this series is filled with atmosphere, mood, incredible talent, mystery and REALLY BAD DECISIONS. I'm really expecting the "let's hide behind the chainsaws" scene next.
Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)
So bad, it's good (in a MST3k kinda way)
This was so much funnier coming on the heels of the original Star Wars! I really enjoyed Sam Jaffe grafted onto a shop vac as a character.
Watchmen (2019)
Runnng out of ice
After waiting for more from my favorite graphic franchise, it arrives and does not disappoint.
Kudos for taking the story forward. I hope the production will be able to maintain the level of excellence they started here, though it will certainly drag a bit when we get to exposition necessary for those unfamiliar with the Watchmen world. It is upsetting to see how Rorschach's world view has been sublimated, but then that view is no more innocent than The Punisher's, so deserving of spoilage. I wait to see where this goes.
Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward (2019)
Timing is everything
Painful to watch. It's not the content, but the timing is sooo slow between jokes. Maybe 45 min. Of material if he didn't wait forever between jokes.
Queen of Outer Space (1958)
So wrong on so many levels
Never have so many given so much for something sooo bad!
Sexist, plot holes galore (or Gabor), and every cheap stereotype in the book. This should be mandatory viewing for behavior reprogramming sessions.
And all in glorious COLOR!
Ed Wood is dethroned as King with Plan 9, long live the Queen!
Lucifer (2016)
"Needs must when the devil drives"
Lucifer is an entertaining series done with humor. It's not deeply philosophical or a great detective cannon, but it is a pleasant 42 minutes.
Witchcraft (1964)
"Mind the rubbish tip!"
Suspenseful '60s tail of witchcraft, gilded by Lon Chaney, Jr cameo. Little onscreen violence and plenty of ominous characters posed in front of expensive, but faded, wallpaper in fine old English settings. As you would expect, many dramatic moments involve actors starring off to the distance and uttering vague statements wile the music swells in a minor key.
In short, a delightful time capsule!
Er ist wieder da (2015)
Comedic and searing
Comedic and searing. This film makes an important point about human nature and the corruption of power. Every citizen of every country should watch this film ... and keep a mirror handy.