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Wow. It's amazing how this show is going downhill more and more...

1st story :

• my mom has cancer (nothing new here)
• she will die in minutes (same)
• my uncle is a jerk (same)
• kid summons a monster doll (same)
• uncle gets killed (same)

Always the same eternal story about a poor kid bullied by others but will take revenge before the end.

The 2nd story looks like a parody of horror movies. A very bad parody however.

Hey director, what do you think about hiring a real script maker ?

I don't understand how it's possible to give this a 9 or a 10...Fakonomicon maybe ?

Let's check what we got here... 1st story : another teen getting bullied by is older brother. That's something never seen before. The poor boy discovers a scarecrow, which became "alive". Again, that's something we never saw before.

2nd story : a woman accidentaly kills her colleague-and-lover. She tries to move the corpse, using an elevator, but guess what ? Earthquake cuts the power off. And after a while, she's killed by her lover's corpse. Do I have told "already seen ever " ?

There is no scary things here, I bet writers were too lazy and simply made a copycat from older stories which we already know since decades.

Just bad. Not a real "Creepshow" if you ask me.

You are 3 or 4 years old.

As an adult person, I found this movie boring.

Some parts reminded me "AXL", another boring movie : even the ending is the same.

The plot looked interesting, but all felt flat. When you'll first see FREDI, you'll think "ok it's a very low budget film".

Then leave your kid(s) with the TV, and go outside, walking in a park and/or go eating an icecream.

I hope this is the last season.

Since a while, the show is running on empty, with a lot of filling episodes.

Always the same taste : someone is held captive, another one try to save him/she. The good wins, the villain lose.

Well, this last episode shows nothing new : Liv will be killed, but is saved at the last minute...by convenient script. Also, her actual boyfriend is killed first, and...can't be saved, because of a convenient script : she need to be single, to have a new chance to go with Major. The FG boss is killed at the end, because super-villain always die at the end. Cherry on the cake : Major is now the new FG boss. So convenient script.

There is a cure to change zombies to humans again. But it's only for one person, because of convenient script. So, Liv can be human again, but give it up and the cure goes to Clive and Dale...because they want kids. Lazy writing again.

I watched this movie after reading a lot of the previous reviews. So, I was warned that it might be bad.

And indeed, I was not disappointed: it is a film that really makes no sense at all.

The girl falls off a cliff and get impaled on a tree branch: she survives that. It's totally impossible, because his back should have broken in two at impact. And even so, the branch pierces her in the middle of her back: her spine should have broken, making her to get paralyzed legs.

The most incredible (and completely surreal) is all she can do next ... while she loses gallons of blood, at least.

I thought : ok, she's a cross between Lara Croft and TX. It is not possible otherwise !

However, I put 2/10 because I laughed like an idiot 3 times:

• when the first guy dies of a stab in the eye ;
• when the 2nd step on pieces of glass ;
• in the end, when the girl and the last guy go around in circles looking for each other.

At the end credits, I noticed that the director, screenwriter and dialogue writer are the one and the same person: I thought it must be a teenager, because an adult could never do evidence of inconsistency in his words.

The main character is nice, we easily attach to his story. The scenario is rather good, despite some improbabilities.

Thus, he must work in the morning, the afternoon he must train for motorcycling competition, and some nights he must deliver drugs from Holland to Paris, France. The gangsters take him in a van from Paris to Amsterdam (it is not specified). He has exactly two hours to make the trip in the opposite direction, on a motorcycle. Which means that he has to drive the bike at full speed almost all the way through the whole trip. Incidentally, he must escape the police who will pursue him from time to time.

The main problem is that the round trip Paris-Amsterdam-Paris takes a good part of the night. Stress is added as you go, as well as lack of sleep. Yet he does not commit a single mistake of driving, and has no accidents. It's just amazing. Impossible ? Probably.

This eventually gets the attention of the gangster leader, who then gives him a product to keep him awake. The hero, despite this, looks more and more like a human wreck. But yet, he succeeds in continuing. The only accident he has is when his two months of servitude end, he gets into a crash on the training circuit, exactly the last day that will determine if he will be chosen as a rider. For coincidences, the scenario is very good ...

Let's not forget the betrayal of another gangster: the hero is shot while riding a bike, crashes, get bruised, then is chased on foot. Also, that does not stand either, since his boss comes to save him exactly at the right place and at the right time ... when he can not know exactly where to go.

Arrived at 75% of the film, the story becomes even more incredible: his friends come to help him to get rid of gangsters. Here too, it becomes a "big no matter what". I admit that this part bored me, nothing is credible.

And in the end, he reconciles with his ex-wife, but decides to provoke the police. One wonders why, given all that he has lived during these last two months ...

If you decide not to notice the incredible details, you have a good time with this film. But you'll cringe often, that's for sure!

First, I have to say I saw this movie in its original language.

The main idea is not bad, but something is missing. Well, Didier Bourdon, as a part of The Inconnus in 90s, was a handsome guy. But nowadays, he just became fat and ugly. In this movie, he is married, and his wife is kinda pretty. His mistress is pretty too. I don't understand how these nice women can have fallen in love with him...and can have accepted to share him, week after week. The main plot is just unbelievable.

I dunno if the foreign version will be edited, but there is a gross scene : full frontal nudity of Bourdon. Sorry filmmakers, but that was not funny, just disgusting.

And there are some cliches : mistress boss is gay, Bourdon best friend is gay too, these two friends will be together at the end, the children doesn't like the mistress but accept her in the end. Don't forget the easy-and-usual "toilets joke", and then the heart attack of Bourdon.

I give it a 4/10 because it has its moments, and it gave me a few smiles. Be aware this is not a great good french comedy as "Le diner de cons". But if you got friends at home, beer and pizzas, why not.

Ok, it's simple : I don't understand that movie. It looks like they took a few ideas from another movies (The Thing, Hellraiser...) and tried to mix them up.

The problem is : that can't be working. People tells nonsense lines, there is no continuity between the scenes displayed, the whole script is nonsense at all.

The young cop acts like an idiot, the old cop doesn't act when he needs to. The old doctor is...well, what exactly is he ? It looks like he's behind everything, but that does not appear clearly.

Oh, I lied in my review title : actually, there is one thing that's very good ! At the almost end, when the old man is attacked by the newly born monster : I laughed out loud ^^ Of course, it's a stupid scene, but was done in a funny way, even it's not what they wanted to show us !

In the very last end, I thought "what the duck I just watched here ?!?"

What can I say about this "movie" ? Well, at the beginning, they tried to do jokes about a used condom... While one of the three guys was smoking some drug... A few minutes later, the bad girl cut the manager's penis...

Looks like someone wanted to make a movie, but no good ideas came, so he though about sex and drugs. The problem is that is not fun at all : they show us a close-up of an used (and half-full) condom...really disgusting ! But it's not enough, the main character got the idea to put this on the face of his friend and take a picture. Yuck !

Andy Devine character is so annoying and boring that's impossible to bear him more than a few minutes.

After 20 minutes in this dumb movie, I switched it off. And suddenly, I felt better.

First, I must say I saw the french original version of this movie ; I have no idea if the jokes are good too after foreign translations.

The plot is simple : to avoid to be fired from his job, a producer needs to find a great idea, because his CEO gave him 6 months to have an artist playing at the Olympia (famous french scene in Paris).

So, he starts like everybody will do : listening some singers. But that fails. Until, after a drunken night, he got the idea to have a singing band : a priest, a rabbi and an imam ! From there, I got lots of laughs, as (of course) the rabbi and the imam are not looking friendly. This causes several good jokes, one famous is related to the Dead Sea. The plot is good, lines are well made, and the actors plays like a charm. Guess they had fun while they were filming. The band is named "Coexister", and in english, it can be translated as "get along with". Yup, you got the main idea behind the script !

I have to add one thing : at first sight, I thought "meh another french bad movie". But I watched it until the end, and I am delighted to have been wrong : very good movie, I voted a 8. But remember, I'm a french guy.