'showgirls' made entertainment weeklys list of top 50 cult movies, so my friends and i decided to make it a 'weekender.' in other words, we expected it to be bad, but watchably bad. (think 'the toxic avenger').
we were wrong. the acting, all of it, was wooden. elizabeth berkley has no sex appeal and moves as if she were made entirely of elbows. her ineptitude at the simulated sex scenes led one friend to state she 'must have been a virgin when she made this; theres no other excuse.'
even gina gershons performance, which has been touted as the only reason to watch this film, is subpar. her not-at-all passable texas accent is only surpassed in irritation factor by her constant use of the word 'darlin'.'
***POSSIBLE PLOT SPOILERS***
despite the horrid acting, the movie could have been saved if the story had been better. the 'shady past' card is played too early, with not enough payoff, and the 'i-found-myself' ending is completely unsatisfactory for the way the plot develops. the attempts at humor fail; the attempts at drama are funny. the only points i can give are for a few visually stunning dance/club sequences, but trust me, its more to do with lighting and less with 'dancing.'
this ones not even worth it for the kitsch factor. save 2 hours of your life and skip this one.
we were wrong. the acting, all of it, was wooden. elizabeth berkley has no sex appeal and moves as if she were made entirely of elbows. her ineptitude at the simulated sex scenes led one friend to state she 'must have been a virgin when she made this; theres no other excuse.'
even gina gershons performance, which has been touted as the only reason to watch this film, is subpar. her not-at-all passable texas accent is only surpassed in irritation factor by her constant use of the word 'darlin'.'
***POSSIBLE PLOT SPOILERS***
despite the horrid acting, the movie could have been saved if the story had been better. the 'shady past' card is played too early, with not enough payoff, and the 'i-found-myself' ending is completely unsatisfactory for the way the plot develops. the attempts at humor fail; the attempts at drama are funny. the only points i can give are for a few visually stunning dance/club sequences, but trust me, its more to do with lighting and less with 'dancing.'
this ones not even worth it for the kitsch factor. save 2 hours of your life and skip this one.
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