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The Masked Singer (2019–2024)
1/10
Embarrassing Tripe
8 November 2022
Never even finished one episode, since it is that bad. Many other awesome documentaries, films with classical acting, or even a story. Worse than "Dancing With The Stars".

But the saddest part: the "revealed" "singers" faces when the "mask" actually is removed: "So, this is where my once-established career wound up-- a bunch of screaming Nickelodeon-style idiots who probably have never heard of me, nor realize who I am today. And "judges" who are beyond shy of talent themselves and are thinking the same/behaving the same with their fake smiles and t*rd responses.

But whatever; I guess it's a paycheck. Do not bother. Will leave you with less brain cells that decided you'd take a chance watching an episode, despite. #SadAF.
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Shark Bait (2022)
If You Finish This, You Are CHUM
2 November 2022
Picture every unintelligent move that any entire group of stupid a**hole teens/young 20lings could do after stupidly smacking themselves together in a faux jetski chicken race in a faux ocean/faux open water (and have zero comprehension of life jacket or compass skills), and perhaps it won't insult your intelligence if you enter into this recording disguised as a "movie".

Don't bother, unless you enjoy your big screen telebision covered with popcorn grease and tomatoes, yelling at these morons for not doing the obvious from Point A. Or B?

LOL. The amount spent on this POS could've paid off my remaining mortgage.
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LET the 1980s' DOGS LIE, ALREADY
10 August 2020
Once again, a terrible plot, worse acting, and seriously bad, over-the-top, trying-too-hard '80s references. Scant, terrible soundtrack. Too much forced, obvious use of Hot Topic T-shirts...

This film was apparently made by people who didn't live in the 1980s, have bad memories of the '80s, or weren't in the "cool kid" club, then.

Dear Everyone trying to reproduce the 1980s:

Just stop it, already. You're ridiculous.
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Cut Bank (2014)
Ugh. Montana is not the south
16 December 2019
Tried to watch this several times, but the fake, twangy--and forced-- southern accents were ridiculous. Montana is not a southern state, Hollywood. Good grief.
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