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6/10
Enjoyable, but not quite good
4 January 2017
Short and on the point: I liked Eva Green. She showed she can play good characters too. Samuel L. Jackson had nothing to do with his role. The actor is good, but he did not have material to work with. Which brings us to the main problem: the bad guys are WEAK. Plain weak. Why should anyone be afraid of a creature who dies from a crossbow bolt, like a normal human? I don't care if it's 4 meters tall, has tentacles in it's mouth and is invisible...it dies like a human! The bad guys cannot accomplish anything on the grand scale, they can be killed by a guy wielding a shotgun! Or by a boy with a crossbow. Come on! These were by far the worse bad guys I have seen in a movie. The children were much more powerful than the ghasts and the main antagonist had no useful super-power. He could transform his arm into a hatchet...really useful, yea. It was "Super-power children" vs. "Monsters who look very frightening but in fact have the same weaknesses like normal people you see on the streets - they die easily".
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The Shallows (2016)
2/10
So bad on so many levels
23 September 2016
My God, the movie is bad. I'll just point a few things and rest my case:

The shark in the movie is big and behaves like a human psychopath. The bit on the woman's leg does not match it's teeth. A shark of that size can chew steel cables. It's bite can tear flesh and muscles from the bone and can sever limbs. Yet the woman has only suffered a mere flesh wound.

After only a few hours, the woman is hungry enough to eat crabs and gross stuff, which make her puke. This is stupid. Hunger makes you so desperate after a few days, not hours.

Birds have frail articulations and many tiny bones in their wings. The bones are spongy and frail. It's hard to arrange a bird's articulation even for a veterinary surgeon, yet she does it like it's her hobby.
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3/10
Quite unimpressive
21 June 2011
I'm disappointed. The plot and the characters really don't add up. They go into some huge woods with food for only 2 days? They only have a map and one of them kicks it into the creek??!! They p...s themselves in fear yet they keep filming? They follow south and though they only walk during the day they walk in a circle? What, the Sun makes circles in the sky? How dumb can you be? They are a group of teenagers with no survival experience so I guess it is normal that they behave like morons for most of the film, but where are their instincts? If there is something that can defeat fear, that is the auto-conservation instinct: that instinct can turn a damn coward into a hero. Something scares the s...t out of them every night and they don't bother to build anything that resembles a weapon?

I thought that was one of those movies that are completely boring until the end and then the final scare makes your skin boil with goosebumps and you think "It was only one scare in the whole crappy movie, but it was a damn good scare". I was wrong. The final scene was not scary at all (much like the whole movie). Where was the witch? Or was it a serial killer? Did the teenagers die? Well...I don't give a damn...and that is bad rating.
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3/10
Rather bad
11 April 2011
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This film is 50 minutes too long. It has some boring parts that do not build up characters or plot.

Though it's gory in a good sense, the entire movie emanates an aura of lack of credibility. Hell, I even laughed at some scenes that were no comedy! If someone can tell me how a 50 kg girl with a frail structure can carry an unconscious man of 80 kilos and then rise him over the bathtub without anyone to help her...

Another thing I did not liked was that the bad guys really stole the show when it comes to acting. The main character should have appeared as a mad woman, yet I still saw the same frail girl until the end, while the bad guys did a rather good job as victims.

Overall, this is a passable movie for those who have the stomach for it. Just skip the boring parts and you have around 50 minutes of real action. Just 3 stars.
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10/10
Best of it's genre
11 March 2011
It's hard to put this series in a category. It has great action and fighting scenes, beautiful (and surprisingly skilled!) actors, good visual effects, good directing and camera movement, fair historical accuracy, a lot of blood and lots of artistic sex scenes.

The second season does a great job in building the plot from the first season. I always found the idea of all the slaves rallying with Spartacus against their master to be somewhat forced. The second season shows, among other things, the facts of life that slowly build the hatred of the slaves towards Battiatus. What is nothing to the masters means the world to the slaves.

It's entertainment like you have never seen, but not for the faint-hearted.

And one final thing: this film has a lot of touching moments that will make your eyes wet. The story reeks of the slaves' desire for freedom, though the word is barely mentioned in the last episode. Freedom haunts the gladiators like a ghost; it's not wavered like a flag (like in Braveheart). The expectations are high for the 3rd season.
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Funny Games (1997)
8/10
Intriguing
23 January 2011
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This is a story about a world full of psychopaths and of sheep-like victims that have no survival instincts. Is the story credible? From what I have seen in the news bulletins or read in the newspapers, it can be worse than this.

I was unable to feel sympathy for the victims in this movie because not only they were stupid, but also wimpy. The dog is a symbol of their flimsiness: a big German shepherd, perfectly trained, who barks a lot but does not bite and gets killed by a golf club hit. Pathetic. Even a kitten would have put a better fight. OK, the woman allowed the young man into the house, but that is not the point. The point is that when the man knew something was wrong with the boys...you just don't slap the aggressor. Only prostitutes do that when they squabble for the best place to expose their merchandise. If you have to touch the aggressor, you do it with the fist, in such a manner that he does not get up from the floor. OK, the film goes on, the kid escapes from the house and cannot jump over the gate. When I was his age, I could climb straight trees using only their bark for support. A gate like that would have been a piece of cake for a boy that did something else with his butt other than sit on the couch playing video-games for years. FFD...FFD...the 2 aggressors leave the area just like that, leaving the victims in the house, alive. No matter how crazy he is, a criminal always wants to escape. What if that mobile phone would have worked? This part of the script does not stand. No criminal would leave himself vulnerable to so many variables. And a few scenes later, the woman gets caught by the evil guys. I can't speak for others, but if I am in the middle of a road and someone drives a car in my direction, I can identify it 1 mile before it reaches me. I know the headlights, the silhouette, the humming of the engine. I can recognize it from 100 cars of the same type. The woman gets caught by the baddies that were driving the family car. Pathetic. And in the end, when the victims realize their fate, instead of becoming uncooperative and raging with fury, they just do what the murderers tell them to do. Even if they know they will still die. Can something be more pathetic than that?

The 2 villains in this movie are like 2 karate instructors. Sure, they can hurt you during the training, but you will learn something from them. You cannot be mad on your instructor. Have you learned something from this movie?
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Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
10/10
I didn't expected much...I was wrong
23 January 2011
I watched this movie with the thought: "It's a light comedy about a mummy and two loonies; one is played by Bruce Campbell. I'll have a few laughs and I'll forget it in 2 days". Boy, I was wrong! First of all, this is not just a comedy. In fact, it's much like a historical fiction that reminds of Milos Forman's "Amadeus". Only here we have Elvis as a protagonist. It is a comedy and a tragedy in the same time because it makes you laugh and cry. Bruce Campbell was just great in the role of Elvis. The music scores of the film were gorgeous.

This is a masterpiece that was not advertised as it should have been. 10 stars.
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Amadeus (1984)
10/10
Brilliant!
22 January 2011
I saw this movie 5 times and I loved it every time. What if it's a historical fiction? Without this movie, Salieri's works would be unknown today to the general public.

The film itself has everything: funny moments, emotional moments, great script, the costumes and settings are a delight to the eye, the acting is perfect. Yes, perfect, and that goes even for the smallest roles. First of all, F.M. Abraham's interpretation is a masterpiece. He plays both Salieri as an adult and as an old man. And he does an exquisite job with both of them. Tom Hulce is a great W.A. Mozart: flamboyant, funny, pantagruelesque, playful and solemn at the same time. All the actors did the best with their parts. I remember the scene where Mozart's maid cries before Salieri...just look at her facial expression. The horror is so real! Or when Salieri reads Mozart's manuscripts: that is the look of a transcended man; Salieri looks like he just had an orgasm. This movie has a lot of strong points, but the acting is the best of them. I have mentioned just a few, but Orsini-Rosenberg, capellmeister Bonno, Emanuel Schikaneder, Katerina Cavalieri were all played masterfully.

This movie is a titan of it's genre. 10 out of 10.
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Thesis (1996)
7/10
Passable thriller
17 January 2011
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Someone commented about this movie as being "without clichés". In fact this is the part of the picture I didn't liked. The plot is somewhat predictable: the girl on a crusade to uncover the murderer, the geeky helper, the teacher involved, the lover who turns to be the villain. There are some plot gaps also: there have been dozens of murders and we don't see any policeman during 99% of the film. If those 200 tapes of snuff mentioned by Chema in the basement scene are 200 murders, the whole goddamn Spanish police should have swarmed the city. When Bosco has Angela tied to the chair, she has a knife in her hands and she uses it to cut the rope. How did he tied her hands without noticing she was holding a knife? A man who supposedly killed many victims should be a smart killer, not a dumb one. And the greatest and most annoying cliché is one that has been haunting the final scenes of such movies for decades: the victim wounds the aggressor, yet instead of quickly going for the kill, the victim tries to run away, leaving the aggressor on the floor, wounded, but perfectly capable of going in pursuit.

I vote 7 for this picture, which is a good note, because it has solid acting and it is thrilling, like it should be.
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Worlds Apart (2008)
9/10
Captivating story
12 January 2011
A rather well-documented drama, presenting the closed society of the Jehovah's Witnesses.

It shows that "something" that they don't tell you when they knock on your door, but this is not a hateful film. The main character, a young girl, is trapped between the love for her unbeliever boyfriend and the love for her JW-family. In the Jehovah's witnesses world, these two are mutually-exclusive.

The only reason I'm giving this picture just 9 stars is because 10 are for the titans of the genre, like "Schindler's list" or "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". But these 9 stars are well deserved in my opinion.
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9/10
A tale of love and death
4 March 2008
It's a movie about love and revenge: two things that govern any gypsy society. The individual himself may attempt to break free from this circle, but in the end, he is doomed to fail. It'a a pagan film, but it also has a Christian message. When all is said and done, no one can escape death:not even the prince in his palace, nor the beggar. It's also a movie about moral values: in our struggle to gain money, we forget about those we love. We want to win, but, like that guy who kept playing and losing, we will lose everything.

The scene where the little boy steals the golden coins from Perhan's eyelids is excellent. All generations rise from the ashes of their forefathers and one day we will be also ashes.
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Train of Life (1998)
10/10
Epic storyline, yet fun to watch
3 March 2008
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This movie is a comedy, no doubt about it: is has comic stereotypes. It's romanced. I laughed. But this film also has epic dimensions, even if they are imaginary. Over the millenia, we are the witnesses of a new Exodus. God leads His people out of harm's way once again. Moses is now a young lunatic, but in his madness he is wiser than all others.

The fate of the Jews links at one point with that of the Gypsies. It had to: both are known in history for their thirst for freedom, both had their Exodus(from Egypt to Canaan; from India to the far corners of Europe), both died heavily in the Nazi concentration camps. For all of them who died in the death-camps, this movie is a prison break: it is their share of freedom post-mortem given. They deserved to escape and to reach the Promised Land, but history allows this only in our imagination: they died in Auschwitz-Birkenau, Bergen-Belsen, Dachau, Buchenwald, Ravensbrück, Sachsenhausen, Natzweiler and in many other. Everyone has the right to try to reach a Promised Land, or a Moby Dick to hunt, or a Holy Grail to find: because they were denied such rights in reality, this imaginary Exodus brings justice even if it's late. This is the main idea of the film: justice for the innocents.
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300 (2006)
8/10
2 ways of seeing this movie
3 March 2008
This film has a dual nature: it's a bad historical movie and a good action one. It's the story of 300 Spartans that defied 600.000 Persians, but the 5000 Greeks (mainly arcadians) that fought there too are not even mentioned. That's why it's a bad historical movie (one reason from 300 others), but it's not the only reason. The fights have rhythm, the choreography is good, it's fun to watch. Yes, the film is racist: the good guys fight for peace and freedom (now where have we heard that before?) and the bad guys come from the Middle East and have suffered genetic modifications. If they put a mustache on Xerxes, I could swear he was Saddam or Osama.

Do you know what is a bad historical movie and a good action movie all in one? A propaganda film.
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