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Robots (I) (2023)
1/10
No, dont!
9 August 2023
About half way through I stopped caring what happened to these two characters & stopped watching. It could have been an interesting plot, but ended up kind of boring & sleep inducing. If you have nothing better to do I guess you could waste your time watching it, but only if you have nothing better to do. I thought a movie with Shailene would be good, but she was so much better in To Catch a killer. Why she agreed to be in this I dont know. It's way too predictable - I can guess without even watching the last 40 minutes that they end up liking each other and finally behaving like decent human beings.
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One Ranger (2023)
1/10
Weak
15 June 2023
Really I dont understand this movie. Every time they go after the bad guys they go with only one small gun, and the Ranger doesnt get to use a gun at all, except when he manages to get one from the gangsters. How stupid is this against mega armed gangsters?? And how come only one British Agent is assigned to deal with this presumed mega terrorist. Why are there only two people up against entire gangs of gunmen. Doesnt the British Intelligence establishment want them to succeed??? Pathetic storyline that doesnt make sense, and how they manage to survive being shot at so many times I really dont know!
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The Mother (2023)
10/10
Must watch this
5 June 2023
Usually I write reviews to warn people not to waste a chunk of their life on a rotten useless movie. This is not that. It's a great movie. J Lo is great. The story is powerful & moving & full of great action. I wish we all had mothers who would take that kind of empowered action to protect their kids from evil monsters. Nothing more to say really, just fill in a few irrelevant sentences in order to make up the required 600 characters, which I have never understood. Perhaps someone can explain it to me. Why do we have to waste our time filling in characters to add up to some randomly decided number that has nothing to do with ratings?
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The Strays (2023)
1/10
Believe me it's awful
1 June 2023
Seriously I am trying to warn anyone who reads this review... do not bother watching this film. It is torturous and has absolutely nothing but nastiness from key characters. It seems like they want to show how not to deal with betrayal. Let's just show some nasty revenge plot.. well I wrote plot, but that's something that doesnt seem to matter here, just cruelty & unkindness. And of course there is no real resolution. The ending is bizarre. Movies should give the viewer something meaningful in their life, but clearly that was never the intention with this one. Now I just have to add some more letters to get to 600.
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Cocaine Bear (2023)
1/10
Bloody, disgusting & horrible horror movie
22 May 2023
What, this is a comedy? Are you kidding. It is a horror movie, full of blood & guts & people being ripped to pieces. Forget it. I cant see anything funny about that. What is wrong with people who think this is funny? I turned the movie off after too many disgusting scenes. Make sure you dont let kids watch this movie. It is not family friendly. Horror horror horror. Who on earth thought to make such a movie. Now I just have to write some more words just to add up to the total required number of characters, which is another stupid & ridiculous requirement that adds nothing to the review on any level.
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1/10
Yawn, not really that exciting
21 February 2023
Well I guess if you have nothing better to do. Not great acting, not great script, not really that exciting. Kind of boring & predictable. The only reasonable acting was from Rashod Freelove. Of course I guess they used this title to make it sound like the much better movie that Brad Pitt was in. So you think it's going to be something good, but in the end rather mediocre. So now I just have to add some irrelevant lines to make sure to fill out another bunch of characters to add up to 600 characters for no good reason. Nothing left to say about the movie. Dont waste your time unless you want to suffer! Sorry to hear about Tom Sizemore's condition. Hope he recovers.
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10/10
Great enjoyable movie
31 January 2023
I enjoyed this movie very much. Lots of action, clever plot twists. Nice to have a female winner & I loved her driving tricks to evade the bad guys. Watching with English subtitles was fine. I didnt catch all of the plot but enough to enjoy the drama. What is a fob anyway? Oh, yeah a security remote control key... had to google that! Now I just have to write enough to make up 600 characters. Really why is this necessary. I dont know who dreamt up this requirement, but I think it is totally ridiculous. I already said what I wanted to, but you need me to add garbage sentences to get to the magic number????
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Consequences (II) (2022)
1/10
I wanted to like this movie, but...
25 January 2023
I read the plot summary and I wanted to like this movie... but after a short time watching it I had to face the reality that it was obviously very low budget, really poor sound quality, and not great acting. I was hoping to look past all these things, but in the end, there was nothing particularly interesting about the script or the story to keep my attention. I stopped watching. Sorry, but I need something more professional to spend an entire hour and a half of my time on. Now I am just writing stuff to fill out the 600 character requirement which is so stupid & I dont see the point of it al all!
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10/10
Beautiful & touching movie
1 December 2022
I was very moved by this beautiful & touching story of heartache, loss & hopelessness that could be turned around because one father decided to not give up on finding his children. Stunning scenery as a backdrop for a very human story. Glad to have a real story in a movie this time, instead of drugs, sex & car chases! Why do I have to write 600 characters. What a waste of my time. I already said what I wanted to say about the movie. Just filling in space here to get to the magic number. Do any of you idiots at IMDB realize that most people dont want to spend their time writing more than they have to??????
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Lie Hard (2022)
1/10
Boring
22 August 2022
If you have nothing better to do... but otherwise dont waste your time. It's kind of unoriginal & not really funny. He's kind of sad & pathetic guy, and his attempt to impress her father is ridiculous!
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10/10
Excellent movie, tough & touching
15 August 2022
Tough & gritty story of the desperate journey people make to be free. A story of strong & determined women who fight for a real life, and find a decent man along the way.
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The Commando (2022)
2/10
If you have nothing better to do
27 July 2022
Kind of boring, no great story, no great acting, but if you have nothing better to do to pass the time it's OK. Shame that Michael Jai White agreed to be in a rather mediocre movie. And why is this yet another movie that has to have a Scottish man be the most evil one? Is it so popular to have them saying 'shite' all the time in a heavy Scottish accent? Does that make them sound more evil? If I was Scottish I would be offended at this characterization! Finally, Mickey Rourke's face looks like he is way past his 'sell by' date. I think he should retire!
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10/10
Great movie!
12 July 2022
I usually try write reviews to warn people away from ridiculous movies, but this review is completely the opposite! Do watch this movie! It is a wonderful warm & moving story with down to earth British humour! Sit down & be touched by this funny & heart warming treat. Mark Ryland is great with his Northern English accent. We should all be so successful in reaching our dreams!
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1/10
Not funny
3 July 2022
Just the usual Kevin Hart blabbering away non stop. I cant imagine how this could be considered funny. Just boring & repetitive. Dont bother, your ears will get tired of listening to him.
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Family Camp (2022)
1/10
Not funny, very painful & sad
3 July 2022
Let's just be clear. This movie is not funny. It is not about a family having fun at camp. It is full of pain & sadness & dysfunctional families. Do not expect to be laughing at this movie. Just expect to be sad & disappointed.
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8/10
Good psychological reflections of a solo pilot
1 June 2022
If you are looking for a standard WWII action movie, forget it.... this is not that, and from that frame of mind, it's rather boring. However.... if you just appreciate this movie for what it is.... a meaningful dramatization of what solo unarmed pilots went through undertaking dangerous missions, which no one would ever recognize what they endured... and the pain & responsibility that they willingly took on, to get the job done for the sake of others.... then you can appreciate what is shown here.
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1/10
What?!
17 April 2022
Seriously, what on earth was she doing up there when the weather was already forecast to be bad... and why on earth risk her life for someone who didnt seem to want to be saved. The whole thing just seemed bizarre. I stopped watching half way through!
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Expired (2022)
1/10
If you cant sleep, watch this, it will send you to sleep!
22 March 2022
Slow, boring, not understandable. A great movie to send you off to sleep if you are having difficulty sleeping. Can someone, anyone explain to me what that was really about?? What a waste of time!
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The Last Mark (2022)
3/10
Not great, but not awful either
9 March 2022
You could do a lot worse than watch this movie. It's a way to pass the time. Not great, but not too bad either. I have seen much worse! They want to have 150 characters, so I am just adding this line!
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Shattered (II) (2022)
1/10
Bloodthirsty garbage
27 February 2022
What a complete waste of time. Nothing interesting happens, just blood, violence & lies. So the whole story was boring & predictable. Just another evil lying female.
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No Exit (I) (2022)
1/10
Gruesome & bloody
27 February 2022
If you want gruesome & bloody, this is the movie for you. Is it really necessary to have this kind of revolting cruelty in a movie? That's what counts for entertainment these days. Better to call it a horror movie than a thriller.
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8/10
Funny & clean martial arts movie
2 October 2021
Surprisingly good movie. Funny, good acting & good story line. Nice to see the focus on breathing!
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1/10
Disgusting, horrible, stupid
2 January 2021
I think this movie was a joke. The lead character was bizarre - almost as inhuman as the monster. I only watched to the end to find out what happened, but that was a complete waste of time.
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1/10
Pile of Garbage
12 October 2020
Please dont waste your time watching this like I did. Really nothing happens in it, and I am sure you can find something better to do with your time... like watch paint dry!!
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18 Presents (2020)
10/10
Very beautiful and loving movie
12 May 2020
A very loving look at the pain of not growing up with a mother. Creative story telling of how the daughter heals that wound.
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