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The King of Fighters (2009)
utter piece of crap movie
fighters from all over the world receive calls via blue tooth and get transported into another dimension to fight. the purpose of such fights is not explained in the movie but Rugal wants to harness the power of the Orochi to become the king of fighters so that he can merge the dimensions and become king.
overall it is a very bad movie, special effects are lousy, the storyline in this movie pales in comparison to the storyline from the game and is so bad it insults the game.
- Mai is a CIA operative - vice and mature are lesbians - Kyo doesn't know how to fight - Iori and Kyo don't know each other - Kyo does not have any power whatsoever and fights with a sword all the time - Mr Big is as big as Mai - their powers don't reflect what they have in the game - they have zombies in the show - terry is CIA too - the Orochi is a ball of serpents - Rugal teams up with vice and mature - wtf? was mai the lead in this movie?
the fighting scenes are unimpressive, Iori is extremely lame, nothing remotely resembles the original Kof storyline, the characters don't even look like their game counterparts!
heck i'd do better using the Tekken movie, renaming all the characters and their dialog. my movie will still suck but at least it'll have better fighting scenes.
2 out of 10 stars but only because i get to see mai, vice and mature's up skirt every now and then.
20-seiki shônen: Honkaku kagaku bôken eiga (2008)
Movie about child play becoming reality
This show is about a group of young boys and a girl who while playing together, created their own sci-fi fantasy cartoon about the world in the future being destroyed slowly beginning with an unknown virus that destroys major cities and ending with giant robots and laser beams that would kill millions.
Many many years later, 1 of the group decides to act out the child play fantasy and make it become reality. The story takes the viewpoint of Kenji and shows how he reunites with his childhood friends to discover who is the one behind the cult whose leader is known as friend.
Overall i found the show to be completely ridiculous, full of plot holes and a comedy of errors. It is very obvious that the director or the script writer must have lacked a whole lot of common sense to have created a film like this.
What made it worst was that the movie was 3 hour long. Above the 2 1/2hour mark you'd feel so infuriated at yourself for wasting money and time on such a crab lousy show.
My word of advise... avoid at all costs! It'd be more entertaining watching my toe dance than to watch this show. Least watching my toe dance doesn't make me feel stupid!
I rated this show 2/10, 1 for the chick in the movie so that the show wouldn't become a sausage feast and another for the creativity behind the really cool name they called their cartoon - The book of prophecies.