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You (2018–2024)
1/10
Dexter without likable characters
5 March 2021
The first season is absolute trash full of characters that you don't care about at all, if anything you want them all dead which is the opposite of what you want death should be tragic you should be triggering some emotions in the audience.

The second season seems like a soft reboot of the show defiantly better but still worse than the last season of Dexter which is saying something, i watched it all at double speed and still feel like i wasted my time.
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Death Note (I) (2017)
10/10
excellent
25 August 2017
This is a good movie, good special effects good acting. it has a kind of 80's feel to it with the music and the practical effects it also made me think of movies like we need to talk about kevin that sort of "i thought killing people would make them like me but id doesn't it just makes people dead" feeling if you know what i mean. hopefully we'll see a sequel made by the same people because this was a real pleasure to watch.
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1/10
not about games
9 November 2015
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There are loads of independent games made by lots of different types of people but this documentary focuses on a small group of very pretentious hipsters who make low quality games that most people would not consider games. They talk about social issues and how women have it so hard typical feminist nonsense they never talk about code or anything that you might expect from a documentary about games.

i don't like this documentary because it claims to be about games but it isn't and it represents a small minority of indi game makers as though they are the norm when in reality they are the least respected group in the industry they really don't care about games they care about identity politics and slacktivism.
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Lucy (I) (2014)
1/10
walked out
31 July 2014
truly horrendous i can't believe I paid $17 for this shi5t it really was extremely unpleasant I'm not exaggerating and I'm not joking about walking out i got as far as the part where she's in the car with the cop guy and shes looking at all the cell phone signals and i just couldn't take it anymore, so i don't know how it ends and i don't care. what i do know is whoever made this tripe doesn't know anything about the human brain or science or how to make a fuc5king movie.

The acting is bad i doubt the actors where anymore interested in this movie then i was.

the plot is terrible an annoying woman and her shady looking boyfriend are arguing outside of a building inter-cut with shots of random sh5it making this the most annoying conversation i have ever witnessed in my 26 years on this planet. anyway she delivers a case to Oldboy who kills her boyfriend (oh no not him...)and has her open the case.... DRUGS what a shock are inside, and next thing you know there inside her and then a rapy guy kicks her in the stomach and she gets superpowers boredom and stupidity ensue.

her plan is to get more of the drug she needs this drug to keep from becoming dust and blowing away (i do hope she didn't get her hands on anymore)"They explained in the movie that the drug was created by mothers when they were pregnant, and since she had complete control of her body, she should have been able to create it for herself" snagswolf.

i only ended up at the cinema because i wanted to watch guardians of the galaxy imagine my disappointment when i found out that it was going to be released on the 7th in Australia like it's not bad enough i have to leave the house and watch a movie on someone eases terms no pausing no rewinding etc but you sons of bi5ches are going to make me wait another week then the rest of the world WTF??!!

this may have effected my movie going experience but i can tell you this is not a good movie.
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1/10
glad i didn't pay
29 May 2011
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To say this film is a mess is an understatement but watch the original series then this and you'll understand why every fan hates this movie.

important plot sequences are left out and one of the most important characters avatar Roku isn't even there, not that it had to be a scene by scene remake of the cartoon to be good, but i don't see how they expect to do another movie with so Many gaps in the story, in this movie Aang or unng as he's miscalled should have the power to defeat the fire nation by himself now after the north pole victory, in the cartoon he merged with the ocean spirit something he couldn't repeat.

and thats just the tip of the iceberg, apart from plot holes there's bad acting terrible special fx and it's in 3D which i hate in Any movie don't waste your time it sucks.

blame the director M Night Shyamalan i do, anyone els could have done better.

If you are a big fan of Avatar the last air bender series, then don't watch this You will be annoyed from the beginning.
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Profit (1996–1997)
5/10
thats convenient
6 April 2011
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i only watched this show because i herd it was bit like dexter an evil businessman who kills people and sleeps with his mom.

but its just his step-mom and he only kills one guy his dad, not like he didn't have it coming.

so the show is about a businessman but he's no more good or evil then any other, but he is extremely lucky everything always goes his way.

ever herd of Morphy's law Jim Profit hasn't, this show is so full of plot convince it would make a second rate fantasy novelist blush, hypnotism manipulation perfect timing nothing is beyond him, why? because it says so in the script.

this show would have greatly benefited from sum nudity murder and incest as it was advertised.
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Avatar (2009)
1/10
FernGully
30 January 2011
i hate this movie its a ripoff of

FernGully, aliens, Dances with Wolves, The last samurai, Pocahontas, Last of the Dogmen, the Mini Series SHOGUN, and The Emerald Forest

i can't believe how much movies these days use CGI i hate it it's stupid it takes you right out of the movie its like seeing the boom mike in shot it ruins the hole movie for me.

and for a sci fi movie its weak it never mentions how the starship is supposed to work or the avatar pods in Any detail.

and i don't like movies that try to demonize technology and progress as if we'ed all be better of in the wiled, like living past 30 keeping are teeth and knowing a thing or two about the universe is unnatural.
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1/10
bad ending
10 January 2011
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There's been a couple of movies with the plot of people trapped in a room lately EXAM is the other one and there both awful. i think there cashing in on the saw movies popularity but failing to deliver.

they start OK but the ending's suck, in this one the Ame of the experiment is to make a suicide bomber like we need'em we've got actual bombers like jets and stuff like that.

there's no reason to waste so much time and money on there training maybe if they where assassins like in the born movies but you can only use these guys once it's ridiculous.

just go watch saw again or even cube would be better then this.
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