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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
Everyone on Earth should see this movie!
Every living person on earth should see this movie. Not because its good and worth watching, but because it is so awful. The reason why everyone should watch this movie is so that you have a measuring stick for judging just how bad a movie is. For example, your buddy says "Man that Jim Carey movie 'The Majestic,' was the worst movie ever made!" And you can be like, "No man, have you ever seen 'Stop or My Mom Will Shoot? I mean don't get me wrong 'The Majestic' sucked, but its no 'Stop or my Mom Will Shoot.'" Then your friend will be like "Oh yeah man, your right. I totally forgot about 'Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!' I guess I had blocked out that painful memory." Also you can be telling your friend like "Hey, 'The Core' sucked." They can be like "No surprise there. How bad did it suck?" You can be like "I'd say its about one 'Majestic' above 'Stop or my Mom Will Shoot!'" Your friend, "Man, thats pretty bad."
Queen of the Damned (2002)
I can see why Tom Cruise didn't want to do this movie
Don't even try to compare this move to Interview with the Vampire. Queen of the Damned was dumb, all over the place, and a completely different style of movie than Interview with the Vampire. After watching it, it didn't surprise me to learn that originally it was going to be straight to video. (According to IMDB trivia.)
Dolores Claiborne (1995)
You should have seen it by now
I had never really watched this movie all the way through, but this movie was really good. One thing I remember about it when it was in the theaters, was that the trailers for it kind of made it look like a different style of movie. . .Anyway you should definately see this one, its one of the best Stephen King movies there is.