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Frailty (2001)
DIVINE!
Waiting anxiously for the 17th of September, because we missed the big screen version, we rushed to Iggle Video, grabbed FRAILTY off the shelf, threw it on the counter and told Billy to ring it up. We rushed home and were not at all disappointed! This movie rocked. Who knew that Chet would grow and mature into a director of such caliber. Held by the throat from beginning to end, this movie stirred our souls. Makes me wonder if the guy sitting beside me in Lit. class is a demon or not! The performances from Bill and his entourage were, in a word, divine! The older son was magnificent! A much better role showing his capabilities than his cheese puff role in Spy Kids. And Matthew McConaughey, while good in his previous roles, was the embodiment of evil, despite his noble cause. Thank you Chet for this brilliant piece of entertainment. All your previous roles have been forgiven.
The Prodigy (1999)
Pass the TP!!
As I said before, Poops, there it is! This movie was pure poop. Poop from the start right down to the last poopin' minute. Ewww. Where's the T.P.? Totally awful acting, directing, writing. Oh, but wait. There's more!!! Did I mention it was awful? Anyway, run right out to your local Iggle, talk to Billy and watch it for yourself. Better rent the Bosley Institute Hair Replacement video as well so you can compare the brilliance. In a word, Ew.