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Air Marshal (2003)
It ain't Air Force One, it's more like Airplane.
Pretty lame excuse for a thriller. This is one of those films where you spot fake accents, spot continuity gaffes and watch bad acting and corny lines. Working like Bruckheimer with no money, Air Marshal struggles to do too much with too little. The real question is, why do low-budget filmmakers try to make huge action pictures that they can't possibly afford the effects and actors for? Why not make a talking heads movie with ideas and art involved? I guess that would be asking too much.
This will never open in theaters, so go to a video store and dig around in a few years, you'll find it there.
New Suit (2002)
What a dog of a movie about Hollywood made a french flunky
New Suit is hands down the worst film I've seen this year. It looks like it was shot using an ugly cam. How does a film look like this get released. Barely, when I saw it, there two people in the theater, and they were theater employees, so I guess they had to be there. The picture doesn't look good, but with the acting, who cares. No performances stand out, they're just mostly mugging actors who have little ability to convey even the simplest of emotions.
If you're not a fan of poor technical qualities, stay away. If you like to laugh, stay away.
In fact, just stay away.