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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
Awful. Just Plain Awful.
Hey amigos, your good friend Disco Bob here with a few comments on 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. Man, they should've stopped the 3 Ninja series a long time ago. The first was a very fun spin on the Karate Kid series, the second fit right along with the first and was a good sequel, but this one? Horrid. Also, they got Hulk Hogan in it which drops the ratings of any movie. What were they honestly thinking with him and that washed up hag Loni Anderon. Oy vey. I feel vaklempt just thinking about this flick.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Greatest Christmas Story Since Santa With Muscles
Alright amigos, I just have to say that SCCTM is off the heezy fo sheezy. This movie was well worth the $4 I paid for it (on DVD quality no less!). Anyway, I don't wanna give away the story, but there's Santa, Robots, Martians... all the makings of a blockbuster. Lady Momar is pretty fine for 1960's standards. All in all I'd give this film 9 out of 10. That's one star short of pure gold, due to lack of kung fu. Well, peace out amigos.
Teenage Caveman (2002)
This movie rocked!
Where to begin, where to begin... Teenage Caveman was a non-stop rollercoaster ride of thrills, chills, and bloody spills. This movie represents motion pictures at its very best. The plot, the actors, the script, the swerves, the lighting, everything was top notch, Grade A, number one. The boobies were the icing to this blue ribbon cake. Spielberg Who? Gone With the What? I personally recommend this movie to all my amigos, all the time.