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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)
The cat is the best part
I wasn't sure what to expect when i happened across this on Netflix. So i though "what the heck?" And started watching. Got bored really quick and was about to shut it off when our hero appears... The cat. Yes, as another reviewer pointed out he's the best actor in the movie and it's 100 percent true. Every time i didn't think i could take it anymore and was about to pick up the remote and shut it the hell off, there he was to save the scene. I was sad he wasn't given more screen time. If a sequel gets made he needs to be the lead. I gave 5 stars for the cat alone! If he was not in this it would have been 1 star. The cat's on-screen presence and charisma shone and lit up every scene he was in. He should be on the cover.
Monstrosity (2014)
The worst mistake of the viewer
So i just finished this movie and one thing i can say for sure is being a doucher spans the globe. This purple and white (my copy anyway) movie appears to have been shot on someones cel-phone complete with heavy digital artifacting and pixelazation. The dialog all Danish and pitch-shifted but at least it was subbed so i could at least read stuff like "hey!" And "fuck off" as the director/ star did his best to make a movie that was 1 part Dexter and 2 parts Natural born killers. Its nice to see countries outside of the US still proudly making the kind of crap we stopped making after the 90s. All on all this film was boring, had lousy special effects (a huge rubber tongue gets cut off and a styrofoam head gets bashed in with a hammer) and was totally just by the numbers POV serial killer fare that was popular and filling the shelves in the late 90s early 2000s. If you like movies about douchers killing people as annoying as they are, or movies shot on a cel-phone and turned tinted black and white, or mind numbingly boring movies then jump on this. Otherwise skip it.
Beverly Hills Copulator (1986)
the first adult film i ever saw.
i was in junior high and me and a friend went back to his house after school. there was a tape in the VCR so we watched it. his parents had rented a porno and left it in the machine. it was "beverly hills copulator" i don't remember anything about it really other than being blown away how hot the 3-way scene was with Traci, some other broad and some other dude. the two broads handcuffed the dude to the chair, ripped off his clothes and proceeded to go off on his c**k while he was handcuffed in a chair. it was hot, but then again i was 13 so maybe it sucked. my friend, not wanting to get in trouble was going to rewind the tape and then stop it at the point we came in on, so we wouldn't get found out by his parents. However, we were so enthralled with Traci that we watched to the end of the tape. then we panicked and rewound the tape to some random point of the movie. needless to say we were quickly found out and his parents never left a tape in the VCR again. i'd love to see the movie again sometime.
Dusk to Dawn Drive-In Trash-o-Rama Show Vol. 1 (1996)
The good kind of trailer park
this is the first installment of drive-in/grind house/scratch house trailers from SWV's trailer vault. this was my introduction to the series and i enjoyed it enough to pick up the other volumes. allot of the trailers on the disc are so weird i could imagine some folks thinking that these movies didn't exist, but they did! you'll be amazed that some of these movies were made at all, for example THE LAST HIPPIE, RUN N*GGER RUN, THE GREAT RAPE SLAUGHTER or THE RAPE KILLER. all of the trailers are a fun romp through a much simpler time when political correctness didn't exist and after watching trailers for movies like CANNIBAL GIRLS, SATANS CHEERLEADERS, THE VAMPIRES NIGHT ORGY and BLACK-BELT JONES you'll probably want to get your hands on the movies themselves. well... i did anyway.
Monsturd (2003)
its exactly what it sounds like...
OK, i saw the video sitting on the shelf at BLOCKBUSTER and couldn't believe it. so i had to rent it immediately (the clerk couldn't keep a straight face while telling me when the title was due back)this is a film is distributed by DEAD/ALIVE and for one of their titles, it's pretty good. this shot on video feature was better than i expected it to be and to be honest, i was amused. tons of crap jokes, puns, and just plain silliness. it had pretty good production value (cop cars, helicopters, etc.) and you could tell the film makers really tried. and i agree with one of the other comments... the skinny dark haired girl was pretty hot. if you like Jim Carey movies for the potty humor and not the big budgets, then you will enjoy MONSTURD.
Deadly Scavengers (2001)
GIANT ROACH GETS A FACE LIFT!
Deadly Scavengers has re-appeared in a new digitally re-mastered version. with all new special effects and gore provided by Dark Dimensions Entertainment. a new cutting edge, electronic sound track by the incredible D.J. KAT fuels the flick and gives it a new up-beat, go-go feel. the old foam roach suit is gone, and in it's place a giant 6' hissing cockroach! the new version of "Scavengers" is entertaining and funny. if you like giant roaches and plot twists, you will love Deadly Scavengers!