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Where the Dead Go to Die (2012)
Lets see if I can sum this movie up...
Imagine if someone made a concoction consisting of every hard drug imaginable (crack, heroin, LSD, etc) that was liquefied in a blender and consumed through the butt. Now imagine that person doesn't die, but instead makes an animated movie based on the absolutely messed up things he sees in his tripped out state.
That would be normal compared to Where The Dead Go To Die.
Don't see this movie. It should be illegal. Seriously, I don't think I could describe what happens in the film without worrying that I'll get arrested and become a registered sex offender. Yea, it's that kind of "movie." If I could give it a score lower than a 1, I would.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
Epic Failure
WHY WAS THIS MOVIE MADE??????????
This is the worst documentary I've ever seen about the worst "artist" in history! It's not like Justin Bieber had a long career, retired, and there's actually something interesting in this "film." He barely begun his career, so why make a movie?
Besides, he has no talent. Every time I hear that high pitched voice, I want to hit him. Unfortunately, I don't hit girls. It's sad that this guy shares the same birthday as me! Same year too!
The only reason he's famous is because little girls can't see past "good looks," except for a select few, including my sister. She absolutely hates Justin Bieber. She says that, "Justin Bieber is a disgrace to people everywhere!" I couldn't agree more.
This movie was an disease-infested travesty. Don't bother watching this filth. It's a marketing ploy, not a documentary!
Fainaru fantajî sebun adobento chirudoren (2005)
Awesome! I have no idea why it's always getting dissed!
Even though this was mainly made for fans of the Playstation game, "Final Fantasy 7," I found it entertaining before I heard of the games! I got the DVD from Walmart recently, and I did not regret it! Basically, it continues the storyline from the game. It takes place two years after the original game, and Cloud Strife must step out of isolation to become a hero again! This time, he has to stop a gang of silver-haired men from starting a reunion which could result in mayhem!
I thought the movie's story tied in well with the story in the game. The movie's new plot is simple, but effective! The game's story is great, and the movie's story doesn't overshadow the game's story, but the movie's story is great in it's own right! The English acting isn't anything to write home about, but that's only a pimple on the face of an almost perfect video game movie!
The visuals were fantastic! The CGI was the best I've ever seen since "Terminator 2: Judgement Day," and that's saying a lot! Each character was detailed with a certain loving affection from the CGI animators! The environments were absolutely fabulous! Each environment is so detailed it almost looks like the movie is live action!
Music was also great! It went perfectly with the on-screen action. It complements the film, making it better, in my opinion! The song in the final battle sequence was awesome and fits in to the scene perfectly. It mixes orchestral music with heavy metal, which sounded fantastic! Go buy the soundtrack and absorb the tunes!
Speaking of action, the fight scenes were the most exciting I've ever seen, period! Each fight had an accelerating pace and they kept getting better with each scene! The end fight is my all-time favorite fight scene ever, and that's what got me into Final Fantasy in the first place!
Overall, it's a 10/10, a perfect score! I have not seen a video game movie that grabbed me like this since Resident Evil! It's the best video game movie I have ever seen, mainly because it kept me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end! This is not like that Mario movie from 1993! That movie sucked! LOL! I might review the Mario movie next! Don't expect me to go easy on it! LOL (again)
The Evil Dead (1981)
Completely worth it!
Where should I start? "The Evil Dead" is a great, original, and terrifying horror movie that, even though it's low budget, is possibly the greatest movie ever made! It's one of Sam Raimi's best! Acting: 10/10 Story: 10/10 Graphics: 7/10 (not complaining) Sound: 7/10 (again, not complaining) Presentation: 10/10 Overall: 10/10 This movie is a great example of what horror movies are supposed to be like! No movie has come close to matching the level of terror that "The Evil Dead" displays. (Except for "Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn.")I recommend that you watch this movie! It has everything; cannibalism, possession, bodily dismemberment, etc. Like I said before, It was worth it!