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Vic Reeves Big Night Out (1990–1991)
7/10
Legendary and wacky classic comic act!
18 November 2010
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Reeves and Mortimer are an acquired taste - their zaniness is a love it or hate it style of comedy. One can see influences of early Steve Martin in their comedy, and nowhere is the Reeves and Mortimer format more engaging and exhilarating than in this raw and stagy sketch-show.

"Vic Reeves Big Night Out" was a wild and weird stand-up extravaganza that had been developed since the mid eighties by Reeves and his comedy partner Bob Mortimer, which they performed at various clubs, stages and performance houses. Finally, in 1990, they recorded their well honed act for a video release. This recording is now available on DVD as "The Original Vic Reeves Big Night Out".

But that's enough about the background and development; how is the actual show? Well, I will say this: you will either hate it or love it. There is no doubting that some of the humor in this show is simply not funny - even fans of parody and silly humor won't find it funny. Vic and Bob essentially try to throw all their early comedic skill at the wall to see what sticks. Most does.

The viewers will overlook the few unfunny moments simply because there are many scenes which are filled with truly imaginative comedic ideas - the creation of Les is a masterwork on the team's part; his appearance assuring a laugh in every episode. Other highlights include Graham Lister, the hopeless and talentless talent try-out, Mr. Wobbly-Hand, and Vic and Bob's live singing of "Summer of '75", which Reeves recorded with more lyrics on his 1991 comedy album "I Will Cure You".

Some of the most famous characters, however, such as The Man With The Stick, fall flat and their bits make you wonder why their scenes were not cut out of the whole act altogether. Nonetheless, "Vic Reeves Big Night Out" is a great show that reminds us you don't need obscenity to be funny. And, of course, each episode ends on a great musical note with Vic singing "Oh! Mr.Songwriter", using his undeniable singing ability to the maximum.
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Darkman (1990)
6/10
An action-packed Gothic superhero flick!
6 October 2010
Virtuoso horror director Sam (Evil Dead) Raimi's engaging mish-mash of Universal monsters, Vincent Price's The Abominable Dr. Phibes and DC comics is one of the darkest superhero fantasies ever made.

Dr. Peyton Westlake (a tense Liam Neeson) is a genius scientist who is trying to find the perfect material to create ever-lasting face masks. When a gang of bad guys (led by the ruthless Robert G. Durant) break into his lab, they strangle his assistant and burn him in a vat of bubbling acid, turning him into a horribly deformed freak in the process. Westlake - now renamed Darkman - then takes violent revenge on the crooks responsible for his disfigured complexion by killing them off one by one.

Although the movie does veer into uncomfortable sentimentality at times, Raimi handles the major sequences with such brilliance (the circus scene, in particular, is masterfully done), its easy to forgive the film for it's few flaws.
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Black Sunday (1960)
8/10
One of the defining classics of black-and-white horror.
6 October 2010
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In Mario Bava's macabre monochrome masterpiece, Italian "scream queen" Barbara Steele plays dual roles as both vampire and victim.

Vengeful Princess Asa (Steele) is burnt at the stake with her lover Javutich (Arturo Dominici) for vampirism and witchcraft. Two centuries later, she is resurrected and she wreaks revenge on her current descendents Princess Katia (Steele, again!) and her father Prince Vajda (Ivo Garrani).

The intricate plot - taken from Nikolai Gogol's famous Russian ghost story The Vij - plays second fiddle to the stunning visuals and nightmarish atmosphere. Bava uses all his skill as a cinematographer to ensure that every scene is packed with as much Gothic poetry as possible (particularly well-done is the sequence in which Javutich rises from his grave and travels through the dark woods on his spectral black coach).

Aside from being one of the most beautiful horror films of all time, Black Sunday was also particularly censor-upsetting, and the infamous opening sequence - in which a spiked mask is hammered onto the face of a screaming witch - is potent enough to shock audiences even today.
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3/10
One of the worse video nasties...
6 October 2010
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Released at the peak of the European cannibal craze, "Cannibal Apocalypse" remains one of the unlikeliest of all horror films. It's director, Antonio Margheriti, was previously known for lavish costume dramas and the fact that he made this gory shocker (banned as one of the infamous "video nasties") was a refreshing change of tack for him.

Beginning with a flashback set in the Vietnam War, we see Norman Hopper (genre veteran John Saxon) get bitten by a fellow soldier, who is infected with a disease that leaves the victim with cannibalistic tendencies. That same man calls up Hopper a few years later, now in Atlanta, and tells him about how he has given in to his flesh-eating urges, and how he has further spread the virus via biting a woman. Hopper then does the same and soon joins the cannibalistic army in wreaking bloody mayhem in the city.

The film offers nothing new in terms of ideas and the whole tale seems to be cobbled together from the more famous films in the zombie/cannibal sub-genres. The finale - set in a department store - more than gives away what the film's major influence was.
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8/10
A genuinely funny collection of sketches and stand-up monologues!
3 October 2010
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Steve Martin, in his early days, was perhaps the funniest American comedian in the world. His sensational 70's stand-up work, much of which is unavailable now, were some of the greatest pieces in stand-up history. Happily, this collection of Martin pieces, taken from his time at "Saturday Night Live", is a fine DVD compilation of Martin at his surreal best.

Opening with a hilarious monologue in which Martin plays the banjo, sticks an arrow through his head, jumps maniacally, and tries to suck a stool into his lungs using a straw, it soon becomes clear that you will get your money's worth.

The video "Steve Martin-Live!", which contains rare footage from his seminal 70's shows, is sadly unreleased on DVD, but this package more than makes up for that loss by providing not only around half an hour of stand up but also truly classic Steve Martin sketches, which although seem dated compared to his stand-up monologues, still manage to pack in more than a few laughs.

Get this DVD and see Steve Martin at his wild and crazy best!
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6/10
Lavish set with a great finale, but Hill is not on top form...
3 October 2010
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While some may despise the wackiness of Harry Hill, there is no denying that he is a comedian of great skill. His stand-up appearances on shows such as the 90's version of 'Saturday Live' were outstanding and his zaniness seemed like a breath of fresh air amidst the political comedy that reigned supreme.

His feature-length live shows too captured the warmth of his persona (a particularly funny performance was 1995's "Harry Hill Live") but this show, his most recent, while good in parts, is not Hill at his best.

Don't get me wrong; it was funny in parts - a particularly joyous moment being the ending. It's just that there were not enough laughs to make the performance a classic of contemporary stand-up. Personally, I feel his earlier work, some of which is viewable on Youtube, is a better testimony to the zany skill of this stellar stand-up.
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9/10
Fast-paced, gag-rich set from the pun-master...
12 July 2010
Tim Vine is definitely a comic genius. While some say his goofy style is too reminiscent of Tommy Cooper, Vine's act is actually very different. Unlike Cooper, Vine incorporates not comedic magic into his act but well- constructed comedy songs, such as "Alarm-bells". Moreover, Vine's act features various goofy set-pieces, including "Pen behind the ear" and "Flag hippo", all of which provide amusing refreshment between his jokes and puns.

Vine had recorded one stand-up DVD before this one, titled "Tim Vine: Live", which had all the puns but somehow didn't fully come together as a seminal performance. In this DVD, however, it's evident that the comedian has honed his act and, armed with his box of visual gags, delights the audience with his quick-fire style. As a bonus, the DVD contains a host of interesting extras, including one featuring Tim's father telling a joke.
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7/10
Is it the leopard...or the man?
6 March 2010
This mysterious period thriller/horror from genre veteran Jacques Tourneur remains one of the creepiest chillers RKO ever produced. A vicious leopard escapes from a nightclub act and a series of brutal murders begin to take place. Is the leopard the culprit? Tourneur keeps the audience guessing and never lets the secret out till the very end. While the film as a whole may be a bit slow for today's standards, it's main set-pieces (the trapped-in-cemetery scene; the blood behind the locked door sequence; the eyes in the dark scene) retain their shock value. This rare classic is a forgotten gem that should be seen by any fan of classic horror, not least because it reminds one that horror at one time was about more than just bloodsoaked ultra-violence.
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9/10
Perhaps the best of it's kind...
6 March 2010
"The Old Dark House" is one film which is often overlooked in the horror genre. It is not as famous as James Whale's other successes, notably his two "Frankenstein" films and "The Invisible Man". Nor does the movie feature one of Universal's famous monsters - the closest there is to a monster in this film is a hulking, scarred butler (played by Boris Karloff). Yet "The Old Dark House" is one of Universal's best films and one of it's most influential. It spawned countless other "old and spooky house" films (none, however, would better this one of course), established Charles Laughton as one of Hollywood's most versatile actors and gave Karloff his first top billing. From the atmospheric, rain-drenched start to the tense, fiery finale, "The Old Dark House" remains one Universal classic that deserves repeated viewing.
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9/10
Jacques Tourneur's masterpiece!
6 March 2010
This masterpiece of fifties horror is one of the scariest black-and-white films of all time. Adapted from M.R. James's classic Edwardian ghost story "Casting The Runes", "Night Of The Demon" remains a haunting and terrifying portrait of a skeptic being forced to believe that a world of demons does indeed exist. Veteran director Jacques Tourneur manages to chill the audience simply through mere suggestion. Particularly spine-tingling is the masterful sequence in which Dr. Holden (played by Dana Andrews) breaks into devil-cult-leader Karswell's (a superb Niall MacGinnis) house and is followed by an unknown figure. From the sinister opening (set in eerie Stonehenge) to the brilliant finale (set at a deserted train-station) "Night Of The Demon" remains a nerve shredding assault on the senses and and absolute must-see for any true fan of the genre.
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6/10
Cheap and gruesome rip-off of "Dawn Of The Dead"...
5 March 2010
Made at the height of Italian zombie exploitation, "Zombie Creeping Flesh" remains one of the more entertaining films of the bunch. From it's empty-headed story, involving the people of third-world countries, to it's cheap (yet undeniably violent) special effects, "Zombie Creeping Flesh" is a blood-soaked splatter platter from start to finish.

Known as "Virus" in some areas, some scenes in this movie are so similar to those in Romero's "Dawn Of The Dead", one wonders why Romero didn't make a fuss. Director Bruno Mattei - in the style of Romero - tries to employ social commentary into the narrative but the delivered message - "if you don't feed the third world, they will come and feed on you!" - is hopelessly juvenile and pretentious. Nonetheless, the film should be viewed by any zombie fan, if only for it's hilarious cheapness.
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6/10
The virus is back...
1 March 2010
This shocking sequel to Danny Boyle's 2002 box-office smash is a devastating assault on the senses from start to finish. The downbeat tone of the original is retained as we see Don (Robert Carlyle) escape from the infected "rage-virus" victims by going to London's Isle Of Dogs, where all survivors are kept safe in quarantine. Upon arrival, he meets his two children and later his wife - who he had previously presumed dead. She, however, is infected and soon infects her husband as well - leading to a frenzied outbreak at the Isle. The fast-paced gritty action has a discomforting realism - echoing Romero's "The Crazies" - which places the film amongst the best of it's kind.
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8/10
The greatest werewolf film ever!
17 February 2010
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For this masterpiece, director John Landis updates every werewolf cliché in the book and makes the film wholly original by adding Rick Baker's masterful special effects and his own superb sense of humour to the mix. The result is the greatest wolfman movie of all time.

David Naughton and Griffin Dunne are two American college students backpacking on the English moors. They are attacked by a ferocious werewolf (which we, cleverly, only get glimpses of) and Dunne is slashed to death. Naughton survives, wakes up in a London hospital three weeks later and discovers he was bitten by the werewolf that night. Then, in a sudden shift from dark horror to gruesome comedy, Naughton is repeatedly visited by Dunne's rotting corpse, who tells him to commit suicide to stop himself from becoming a wolf on the next full moon.

While the film remains wholly enjoyable throughout, the undeniable highlight remains the breathtaking transformation sequence. On the night of the full moon, Naughton becomes a flesh-eating werewolf before our very eyes. Overall, I feel that this delightful combination of horror and comedy is a frighteningly funny spectacular that is sure to remain in the horror-loving heart of any fright-flick fan.
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The Dead Will Walk (2004 Video)
8/10
Awesome documentary about the making of an awesome movie...
13 February 2010
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George A. Romero gave the horror world his vision of hell in 1978, with the classic "Dawn Of The Dead" - a film which is now known as the definitive zombie movie. This documentary - by Anchor Bay's Perry Martin - is a fantastic insight into the production of "Dawn", featuring rare footage of the crew filming. All of "Dawn's" major cast and crew - David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reinger, Gaylen Ross, David Crawford, David Early, Dario Argento, Claudio Argento, Tom Savini, Zilla Clinton, Michael Gornick, all the notable zombies, Christine Romero and George himself - are all interviewed and we get to hear about their experiences while making the film. As a bonus, Savini gives us gory tips on how to make it look like a zombie's cranium is getting severed off by rotating helicopter blades. Perfect.
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The Ape (1940)
2/10
A awful example of forties B-grade simian-horror...
12 February 2010
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This dull time-waster is a delirious drag from start to finish. The twisted plot involves Dr. Bernard Adrian (Boris Karloff), who is conducting crazy experiments involving spinal fluid. Meanwhile, a vicious circus ape breaks free and starts murdering townsfolk. The animal soon enters Adrian's lab, but the elderly scientist kills the monkey and then comes up with the devilish plan of wearing it's skin and killing more people so that he can get the desired amount of spinal fluid for his experiments. While the cheesy ape effects have some cheap charm, this typical example of forties B-grade horror is nothing but a badly-constructed bore and should therefore only be viewed by the most die-hard Karloff fans.
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8/10
A dark masterpiece of the genre...
11 February 2010
This grim, brilliant film is one of the classics of the horror genre. It launched director Terence Fisher's career; made stars out of actors Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee; and, lets not forget, established Hammer Studios as the leading brand name in horror. Cushing gives his greatest ever performance as the cold-hearted Baron while Lee still makes a notable impact as the hideously deformed monster with no control over his actions. Fisher's direction, meanwhile, is full of verve and innovation and many scenes - most memorably the creature's introduction - still retain their shock value. Shocking for it's time because of it's spilling of vividly red blood (this was the first Frankenstein movie to be shot in Technicolor),"The Curse Of Frankenstein" has held up remarkably well over the years and remains a must-see for any true fan of the genre.
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6/10
It has it's plus points...
11 February 2010
This Hammer is notable for being the only Frankenstein movie to be directed not by Terence Fisher but by contemporary Freddie Francis. The story and Karloff-esquire make-up isn't much, but, having said that, the movie has it's positive aspects as well. Firstly, Peter Cushing is good as ever as the commanding Baron Victor Frankenstein and the supporting actors all give solid performances as well (apart from Kiwi Kingston, who plays the monster without any emotions). Secondly, this being the only Hammer Frankenstein flick to be distributed by Universal, the sets are similar to those in the Karloff classics and that means we get to see the spectacular art-deco laboratory setting of the James Whale film in glorious Hammer Technicolor. This alone is reason enough to watch this strangely overlooked entry in the long-running Frankenstein series.
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5/10
An average Hammer attempt...
11 February 2010
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This below-average Hammer Frankenstein attempt was director Terence Fisher's last horror for the studio. In it, Dr. Helder is a budding scientist who plans to follow in the footsteps of his hero - Baron Frankenstein - and therefore decides to create a man using parts from various robbed cadavers. Charged guilty for his crimes against humanity, Helder is thrown into the state asylum, where he encounters the Baron (Peter Cushing in a stern performance)and his assistant. As you can predict, the two scientists combine their talents to create the perfect human but end up making a deadly monster (David Prowse of "Star Wars" fame) instead. What makes this Hammer ineffective is that the plodding storyline does not go well with Fisher's unusually slow-paced direction; also, there is a distinct lack of proper lab scenes and some of the characters are strange and don't entirely fit into the narrative. Nonetheless, Cushing delivers his goods as the Baron and the well-staged end sequence - in which the monster digs up a grave and then murders the asylum's owner - is a masterclass in atmospheric Gothic horror.
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5/10
Steele in an atmospheric - but uneven - chiller.
10 February 2010
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This atmospheric Italian period Gothic features one of Barbara Steele's greatest performances. When a sadistic count kills his unfaithful wife and her lover, he finds out that his wife's will stated that all her fortunes be handed over to her sister after death. Having remarried her sister, the count then starts to experience paranormal encounters with his first wife (now gruesomely deformed).

Clearly made to cash-in on the success of Mario Bava's "Black Sunday", Steele plays dual-roles as woman and monster in both films. Although Mario Caiano's directon is slow-moving and tedious, Ennio Morricone's effective score adds suitable tension to the film.
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Fright Night (1985)
7/10
An absolute delight!
9 February 2010
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This brilliant film is a masterful mixture of sidesplitting laughs and hip, Hammer-style horror. When Charley Brewster (William Ragsdale) discovers that his mysterious neighbor is a bloodsucking fiend, he immediately gets on the case and hires the help of a hapless horror TV show host Peter Vincent (Roddy McDowall in a scene-stealing performance) with often hilarious results. The film is made all the better with Ken Diaz's superb "Evil Dead"-style creature make-up effects and a wonderful turn from Chris Sarandon as the prince of darkness. Bursting with energy, wit and love for the genre (there is a poster of "House Of Dracula" in Vincent's house), this is one film that is an absolute must-see for any true vampire fan.
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5/10
Influential and sophisticated slasher...
8 February 2010
Mario Bava's ultra-violent black comedy is mainly a satire on human greed - with one person killing another to gain the inheritance of a recently deceased woman. Opening with a double murder, the film has proved to be highly influential, with many contemporary slasher movies (among them various segments of the "Friday The 13th" series) replicating some of it's key death sequences. While Carlo Rambaldi's superbly well-done gore effects retain their shock value (and they assured that the film went onto the infamous "video nasties" list), it's Bava's gorgeous cinematography that steals the show and proves once again that the great Italian director did not just make horror movies - he made genuine art.
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Bad Taste (1987)
6/10
As gory as anything you would want to see!
8 February 2010
Before Peter Jackson astounded the world with his landmark zombie shocker "Braindead", this unbelievably gory horror/comedy was perhaps the single most unique piece of film-making ever to come out of the genre.

No one expected to see martian vomit being eaten or humans being marinated or, for that matter, a skull cracking open to reveal soft brains inside. Everybody, however, saw all these images courtesy of Jackson - a director who goes as far as he wants when making a movie.

The plot - an army of intergalactic intruders come to a sleepy town to turn the population into fast food for their restaurant chains deep in space - plays second fiddle to the bloody special effects and flamboyant direction on display here. This is one movie that is definitely not for the faint-hearted - the ending, a nasty scene in which Jackson is "born again", has to be seen be believed.
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5/10
A mish-mash of Italian zombie/cannibal clichés...
8 February 2010
The eighties were the golden age of Italian zombie exploitation. This film - directed by genre regular Marino Girolami - is one of the most predictable in the entire sub-genre. The filmmaker's themselves intended the movie as a cash-in - following swiftly on the success of Lucio Fulci's "Zombi 2". Girolami, along with producer Fabrizio De Angelis, decided to combine the basic "Zombi 2" plot with the popular cannibal films of the time and thus "Zombi Holocaust" was born. Right down to the title, a twist on last year's "Cannibal Holocaust", the film was pure exploitation. The film begins grimly in New York (the same setting as "Zombi 2"), where a hospital worker - from the 'Asian Molucca' island - is seen devouring bodies in a morgue. Then an expedition is organized to the island to find out the truth behind the carnage taking place. When the American crew arrive, however, they discover that the island is inhabited by zombies and cannibals. What are the odds? There isn't much to recommend in this gory fright flick aside from the inventively bloody special effects (devised by zombie/cannibal maestro Gianneto Di Rossi), which, although reminiscent of George A. Romero's "Dawn Of The Dead", still retain their shock value. Overall, this film is only worth viewing if you are a die-hard zombie/cannibal fan.
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6/10
A good zombie movie!
8 February 2010
This astoundingly graphic zombie shocker from cult director Jorge Grau is stylishly presented for it's type. No cannibal holocaust-style film grain is present here; instead, the cinematography of the countryside is gorgeous to say the least. Using a narrative similar to that in Romero's "Night Of The Living Dead", Grau's movie involves a plot revolving around a government-developed pesticide that accidentally reawakens the corpses present in a Manchester morgue.

Once the zombies get up, the gore level reaches new heights in gut-munching mayhem. Romero's "Dawn Of The Dead" is believed by many to be the first film to feature zombies eating flesh in vivid Technicolor. In fact, "The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue" predated Romero's landmark by four years - using the lush colour to emphasize the impact of the bloody set pieces. The astonishingly realistic gore effects are brilliantly devised by Gianetto Di Rossi (the master behind "Zombie Flesh Eaters" and "The Beyond") for maximum shock value. Overall, this bloodbath remains manual viewing for any true fan of the zombie genre.
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7/10
A definite classic!
8 February 2010
This shocking - and bizarre - sequel to director Tobe Hooper's own 1974 original is one of the greatest slasher films of the past thirty years. It has, however, been overlooked by both critics and fans, who, in the past, have detested and misunderstood it's rich combination of insane black comedy and harrowing horror. Perhaps they were expecting another disturbingly suggestive nightmare like the first "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" - this just seemed so immature with it's scenes of explicit violence. It's zany style, coupled with Dennis Hopper's maniacal performance, is, however, a masterstroke that Hooper manages to pull off surprisingly well. The movie bursts with inventive Gothic satire and an unrelenting energy so powerful that it deserves to have it's own position as a landmark fright flick. This is one slasher film that is a must-see for any true fan of the sub-genre.
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