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Monster (2008)
I really can't believe it
My intro sums up my feelings on the movie and some of the comments on this site. The easiest way to elaborate is with an "I can't believe" list: 1. That someone paid to make such a painfully bad movie. 2. That I paid to watch it. 3. That some people on this site thought that there were good aspects of the film. 4. That someone thought that simulated crappy camera footage was a good idea for the entire length of the movie. 5. That the actresses said let's stop filming, put down the camera, please stop the camera, and so on about 50 times during the film but no one was mercifull enough to actually stop the f---ing camera. 6. That the monster was about as menacing as a kid in a Squidward costume (Sponge Bob reference) 7. That I hated it so much I joined this site to tell everyone.
I don't care what anyone says, the acting in this movie was somewhere between a high school version of the princess and the pea and a really low budget porn movie. Some people liked the 2-3 cleavage shots but even if the two girls were nude for the entire movie it wouldn't have been any better. I kept hoping that the story would pick up and of course it never did; the only thing that I can say is thank god for fast forward. I think that I'll tell the video store that I want my rental charge refunded.