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The Last Airbender (2010)
Finally he manages to make a good moviee:D
This movie was a great success and better then i originally expected it to be. I've watched the avatar series a numerous amount of times , so i am very familiar with the plot and characters. After reading some very disappointing reviews before watching the movie i was highly doubtful,it would be anything near good. Not to mention m night shamalon hasn't made a decent movie since the 6th sense, I was disappointed that an amazing series would be directed by a down falling director. After seeing the movie i was very pleased. The characters were rather similar, and the story line was dead on.It was action packed and enjoyable.Zuko and aaing were especially similar to the series. each searching for themselves. trying to put the past behind them. Although there were some alterations to the pronunciations of names,it wasn't entirely bad. The last airbender is a Japanese based show,So staying with its original routes were smart. Especially when the film consisted of a lot of martial arts. Although they didn't fully elaborate every detail in the series, they hit the main points. This is only the first season, I am looking forward to the second one.
Splice (2009)
started digging my grave after this one. yea.
Seriously, this movie was one step above an alien pornography. It was repulsive!. If you enjoyed this movie, there's a good chance, you don't get out much. Honestly the characters were all bi-polar and on the verge of mental retardation. Not to mention all of the inscestive acts that were displayed throughout the film. I found myself laughing for 90% of the movie, because it was a joke. nothing more. the other 10% i spend searching for a barf bag!. If you do plan on watching this movie, Don't. This movie is not for family's,friends,or even humans. So unless your part animal,or Charles Manson. Don't waste your time and money because you will regret it!. spent it on something more useful.
Cats & Dogs (2001)
This movie makes living not worth it!!!!!
I Hatteeeee This movie. I hate every retarded dog who thinks there some sort of spy or sh*t. Its disgusting and unnatural. I was forced to see this movie in theaters and i seriously was about to stick my face in my soda and drown slowly because it would be Way better then seeing this putrid movie to the end.Its not like this movie was bad enough but yet again The directors decides to make the dogs spy's. i Hatee spy dog movies.And why are the cats evil. last time i checked cats were houshold pets too not wild animals. And the humans in this movie just completely angered me off. If i found out my dog was a SPY. i would act just a little shocked which they don't. this is by far the WORST movie ever created. Don't Watchhh! .
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
I found myself confused and yet intregued
This movie was okay. I give it mad props for gore. The effects were extremely cheezy and the story line was highschool material but overall it wasn't to to bad and if you had to, you could sit through the entire movie. I forwarn you that there are disturbing parts, so don't be alarmed if you feel the need to vomit during scenes. As a sequel this is probably the best you could get without repeating the same storyline considering all the characters died in part 1.I did however enjoy the beginning even though it really had nothing to do with the story at all. would i recommend this. No, but if there's nothing else in the red box, go for it.
Baby Geniuses (1999)
im going to throw up
I seriously think i threw up watching this "movie".It was so outrageously ridiculous. Just the fact that there are people in this world who enjoyed this movie makes me feel queasy inside. Nobody wants to watch small babys crawling around in a crib while horrible voiceovers who sound about 40 try and act like babys.Thats nooot disturbing or anything. That alone is a recipe for a disastrous movie. But to top it off lets make these Babys SPYS. are you serious!. Ewwww!.Baby geniuses. More like retards. Because not once in the movie does one of the babys actually talk for themselves. And leave the spying or whatever that bull.... was. Because nobody but pedofiles will enjoy that!.
and im just going to say that making a baby geniuses 3 was probably the stupidest idea you could think off. If one and two bombed. what makes you think we want to see that again.
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Made Ronald Daul Proud
Absoulutly brilliant.It kept me on the edge of my seat and at the same time laughing hysterically at just about every scene. From every jester to Incredibly dry humor.It was fantastic! I enjoyed the claymation as well. Its nice to see a movie thats not entirely in 3d for once.The story plot was simple.Were really all just wild animals acting on instinct and we all need a little courage sometimes. I enjoy movies that arnt just about falling in love or saving the world. Mr fox was witty and dry while Mrs fox talked just by the expression of her face. I would absolutely recommend this to any adult seeing as though most find dry humor hysterical.! i give it two thumbs up. My favorite movie by far!!!
Bee Movie (2007)
bee movie has scarred me for life
This movie is by far the worst thing to come out since cats and dogs. I felt confused and disgusted throughout the whole bee experience. the dialect was dry and uninteresting. I was disturb by the fact a grown woman left her husband for a bee. Not only did this movie not have a plot , but it lacked any humor. seriously anyone who gives this movie any credit needs to get a life. obviously if you think bees flying planes or talking to humans is cute. the humans didn't even acknowledge the fact that they were talking to bees. they just went to court with them. yea thats really lame. know one wants to watch a movie about a girl and a bee in court making honey? my only question is how did this movie make theaters. I'm truly sorry for the people who have lost 8$. next time when you see a movie about bees and humans. Don't WATCH!