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5/10
Good concept imperfectly executed
23 May 2015
Although I was intrigued with the series and there were some nice psychological thriller / supernatural stirrings in the first episode, I quickly got bored of Christina Ricci's one dimensional acting. She seems to have only one setting: unreflective sociopath mode. The script would have benefited greatly from a more complex and nuanced character. Clea DuVall, playing Lizzie's sister Emma, has far more depth and subtlety. Meanwhile, all the bad men are unremittingly bad, cardboard cut-out villains. Cole Hauser's Siringo is suffering from a serious charisma deficit.

Although I'm not adverse to gore, it is being used instead of better scriptwriting as a way to segue into new scenes. It quickly started feeling like an obvious device. I found a lot of the dialogue far too modern. Again, Ricci's very flat, clipped delivery pulls it out of period.

Meanwhile, the props department should have done a better job with their historical research. The flashlight, used by Hauser in his exploration of the schoolhouse, was not invented until 1899 - when the dry cell battery became available.

All of these flaws would not have rendered the series unbearable. It was the soundtrack that fundamentally ruined it for me. There have been series and films that pair historical settings with contemporary music to excellent effect. The Knick (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2937900/?ref_=nv_sr_1) is set in basically the same time period and uses very atmospheric, very modern abstract electronic music throughout the series and manages to make it work superbly well. The choice of music for this series - both the incidental music that was over-dramatic and bombastic as well as the bits and pieces of contemporary rock - became a real distraction that served to distance me emotionally from the episodes. Especially the indie rock with vocals.

It feels like a low budget, Baz Lurman series with more gore and fewer Hollywood stars.
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Unbroken (I) (2014)
2/10
Interesting History Doesn't Always Make Good Dramatic Entertainment
8 February 2015
Unbroken is undoubtedly an attempt to pay tribute to a man who underwent overwhelming struggles and suffered terrible abuse during WWII in the Pacific. In paying that tribute, the writers decided to stick very closely to both the character of the man and the events as he recalled them.

This might have made a compelling documentary and certainly an excellent biography, but that doesn't necessarily make it a good piece of dramatic narrative filmmaking without some dramatic embellishment.

Unbroken doesn't offer anything but a quotidian and rather superficial examination of Olympic runner Louis Zamperini as a person. Similarly, the lack of anything approximating revealing dialog or interpersonal relationships contributes to something very close to a pornographization of suffering.

Fully half of the movie consists of showing his appalling suffering - first during his 47 days of starvation and thirst on a life raft at sea, and then during his time in a Japanese prisoner of war camp where he is specifically targeted as a permanent punching bag.

History doesn't make good drama without good writing to bring out what reality only reveals in retrospect. This is the central problem with 'Unbroken'.

I found it both brutal and boring. And that combination is a rather obscene one. Considering the Coen brother's skills, I am quite sure they were aware of what they were creating, and to me, that makes the intentions behind the film inhumane and banally obscene.
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The Stand (1994)
2/10
I think I watched a different series
6 March 2011
I have to have watched a different series to all the other people who wrote glowing reviews of this miniseries. Either that or I'm missing a massive post-modernist joke.

I don't think I've ever sat through such a clunky script, such awful acting or such poor direction. It started off tolerable, but simply got worse and worse. It's fair to say that Molly Ringwald was never much of an actress anyway, and Rob Lowe does a truly idiosyncratic deaf-mute. But I pity poor Gary Sinise for having to live this one down. On the whole, the characters are just one risible stereotype after another.

I think I lost my ability to stomach it while watching a truly gut churning scene of adolescent foreplay between Corin Nemec and Laura San Giacomo that convinced me that the director must have never actually had sex.

But that was not as inexplicable as why a group of grown adults would send a mentally handicapped man out as a spy. Don't want to spoil it for you, but it boggles the mind.

Somehow, the book makes it all seem plausible but it does not survive the transition to the screen. No one should ever let Steven King script another screenplay. It's not what he's good at.
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Book of Blood (2009)
5/10
Superior acting, good atmosphere, unexplainable behaviour
21 March 2010
This was nicely shot with good atmosphere and very capable actors. It's a low budget film but, unlike a lot of horror films made in recent years, it doesn't rely on expensive special effects.

The script itself - the dialogue - could have been better and more naturalistic. There is a lack of depth to the backstory or the kind of casual banter that allows viewers to get comfortable with the characters.

However, I wish that, just for once, the unfolding of a horror story didn't depend on the characters making unforgivably stupid decisions and unfathomable choices.

This isn't a terrible film, and it is good to see Barker's stories getting onto the screen again.
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Surveillance (I) (2008)
1/10
Crap masquerading as a post-modern art film
10 January 2010
I was interested to see what David Lynch's daughter would produce, considering her father's legacy as a director.

Early Lynch films reflect his lack of budget, his inexperience as a director but nonetheless had an authenticity and insight into certain aspects of American culture of the period that made them valuable pieces of cultural product for their time.

His daughter doesn't have the same insight or the same excuses. These are mediocre actors, badly directed and burdened with unnatural and stilted dialogue and a poor excuse for a plot. The lack of believable humanity in any of the characters only adds to the painfulness of watching this.

I'm really tired of having shabbily directed, badly written, poorly acted films presented to be as 'raw' and 'innovative'. They're not. They're just bad.
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1/10
One of the worst films ever made (really, no kidding).
26 February 2009
Warning: Spoilers
It's important to note that Eric Braeden had to pay dearly to star in this film. He's the lead AND executive producer. This proves that you can star in your own terrible film if you have enough money. Braeden is far too old to play the lead in this film. I kept wondering if he was just tired or having an aneurysm.

The actual premise of the story is fine, but the bad guys are just so utterly bad, they're wholly unbelievable. The black cast is there to die as fodder. The women are there to either be raped, brutalized or killed, or to be the prostitute who has explicit fantasies (because you know, abused, overworked prostitutes always spend their free time fantasizing about sex - NOT) about someone who really, really could be her grandfather.

This is written by someone who is so completely ignorant of human nature, that they must trudge through life as an asocial lunatic. To say that the film is full of clichés is a tragic understatement. The only possible way to sell it is as a parody of a 1970's art-house film.

I have to wonder how the vast majority of the cast allowed their names to be put on the credits. They must all be cringing, with the exception of Eric Braeden who obviously felt he needed one more vehicle in which he imagined himself playing the taciturn, sexually potent hero before he kicked the bucket.

If you're an eighty-year old guy who has fantasies about being an action hero with a young. blonde hooker pining for you, you might like this film. Otherwise, give it a miss.
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Far North (2007)
9/10
Beautiful Movie, Loved the Ending
20 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I must disagree with many of the other comments here. Personally, I really liked the way the story/movie ended. The story has a mythic quality to it that is reminiscent of Native American folktales: merciless, inevitable, and grounded.

Certainly, if people were hoping for a happy-ever-after movie, they would be disappointed. But the casual brutality of the way Saiva kills the dog at the beginning should have been a clue for viewers.

In the end, each of the characters ends up living out their destiny, even if it has been postponed for a while: Saiva becomes the solitary, evil woman she was predicted to be by the shaman, Anya dies as she would have had Saiva not saved her, and Loki freezes to death, as he would have if Saiva had not found him. In the end, Saiva has undone all the ways in which she attempted to escape fate, and the others have followed.

It's a tale of destinies postponed, but finally met. For this reason, I found the story very mythic, almost like a Greek tragedy.
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