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Interceptor (2022)
Absolute Garbage
Where to start,
I avoid usually to write reviews as i prefer to keep them for myself.
But this movie, its absolute garbage.
The screen play? Horrendous.
The acting? It is so bad i wanted to just listen and not watch
The directing, the attention to details, the story everything was absolute disaster. And ontop of everything it is way to obvious promotion of usa, and anti Russia message coming through as well as pro feminism, as a woman took alone all terrorists and save the world (which for americans that consists only of usa) and reported to a woman president. Just give us a break.
I do not even know how people who worked for this can call this their work, i would be ashamed.
And even more so, the platform that created and has viewing right of, should be banned form making any films further.
The distruction of the art of cinema are these.
Revenge (2017)
Not my pot of tea..
I am writing this review because i watched this movie due to the rating on here(6.3/10) and 83 at critics reviews at the time
I just want to say that due to how over rated this movie is, it disgusts me even more than bad movies
The story it is just about ok
Actors are lousy, like they've been picked off the street or a school play at most, and the script is horrendous. Flat lines, meaningless words
Such a predictable change of scenes
And stupidity all over
I had to watch till the end hoping that something would change
But the fake projection and everything was hideous
These movies shouldn't even be allowed to be screenes let alone have over 4 rating
Miss Sloane (2016)
MUST WATCH!! simply masterclass performance!!
I do not really bother writing reviews about Hollywood movies especially new releases as the income over quality gap has risen vastly in the last years, with films being all about Bad actors that sell, movies full of flat meaningless trash lines and a movie made like an advertisement.
This film gave me a glimpse of hope, Jessica Chastain was simply and with one word, extraordinary, At times while watching i felt an awe, an envy, as well as being inside the role myself, its like she felt it more than her real self, Mark Strong was his typical good actor self, solid and dynamic, as well as John Lithgow was, and all the other secondary roles
The twists in this film gave me goosebumps, to the point that i felt a feeling of relief when the movie finished as the suspense was there till the very last second, to the point that i did not want the movie to finish
To conclude this was, if not, one of the best movies of 2016
They're Watching (2016)
TV ads are better!!
i think this movies just sums up the US, as well as the shallowness of Hollywood, pointless story,dreadful acting, empty dialogues and script, kindergarten effects both audio and visual. but the worst of all is the fact that there was not even a scene without swearing or talking about a product, that clearly got money to advertise to fund this supposedly called film. i really wonder how this films are actually allowed to be filmed, and how the producers, actors and directors, etc feel about making such nonsense garbage people just do not watch this, its pointless, plus the Moldovan government should sue them too, cause i am thinking to do that, as i thought of all the possible ways to commit suicide while watching this
Knock Knock (2015)
Only thing that describes it is an Atrocity
The film is a third remake of the seducers or death room, which was remade also as vicious and nude i must admit this is by far the worst version of it. Although the other two weren't good either, at least they were not awful First of all the dialogues or the script lines are so empty, plain and flat, that a high school kids play has more meaning and acting than this. Two bimbos taken from the real world, with every day chat lines of the world we live in, are not an excuse to be used in a movie. Secondly the acting of all 3 main actors are hideous and what is even more disappointing is seeing Keanu reeves being one of them, and especially the fact that this makes 2 bad films he made this year (2015) What took my attention is how the film although trying to raise a common problem of our world, does not synchronise with reality. What i mean is certain things happening in the film would have not happened in real life, as if a man would jump like a 5 year old kid to get his inhaler from two teenagers and not push one on the floor to get his item seeing the severity of the situation, and how conveniently he slips, he hits his head and dies. Thats it, i will not continue because i am giving even more value to this film The director better change his job, because he has not done something meaningful so far, and this was his worse.
Western Religion (2015)
When you have nothing to do, you might as well watch it
Firstly i acknowledge that the film is a very low budget one so i had low expectations of it. Most of the lines from the actors are very flat, no passion and generally it gives me a taste of a school play
Then the scenes are just to short, and changing like a slideshow which made me think that this movie has some unwanted details in it and could have been 25 minutes less of running time
Then you have characters like the host presenter getting excited by himself, and people just clapping for no particular reason, which was quite pointless
In addition i do not think that homosexuals were dressed and used to act in such an obvious manner at that time like they present in the movie, nor they would be treated like the movie shows, lets not forget is 100+ years back
Now the story its just average, without it being something special but if there is nothing else to watch and you are not sleepy you might as well watch i..but do not pay for it.
Flight World War II (2015)
Absolute CRAP
First of all the historical facts are completely off, it bothers me how people excuse low budget films when they just throw in facts out of order. Even in wikipedia you could find more accurate timeline and historical facts than this movie and i don't think a search would increase the budget so much.
Actin - terrible, flat lines no passion. And as if there is any airline that would speak to passengers in this way/manner and language. Or should i forget the ''asap'' the captain used? Should i mention both pilots driving at the same time an aircraft that can be done with one?
Effects - just bad How on earth would a plane still fly after being shot so many times in mid air, all over, and not explode or create a suction effect on the high initial altitude? or should i mention the stall dip they made but managed to pull of by pulling up and the fighter plane couldn't? really now?
and you couldn't just miss the ''patriot'' who wanted to prevent the holocaust ahahahaha this is just crap.
in my own opinion the only thing making worse this film is that Carmen Electra or Paris Hilton would act in it
In Enemy Hands (2004)
this is just bad
How can i start with this? OK... so i am a very big fan of war movies and especially WW2 movies. Now this is not a story about WW2....may be themed this way, but many are off topic, except of course the intro which is documentary based facts. Now movies like these and especially WW2 war movies must be so perfectly made to be running only around 90mins + So this was a very bad attempt, firstly the timing of things were wrong in the sense that the scenes were too short or long in some cases were they shouldn't be. The choice of actors was just the worse of all. German soldiers in a U boat are many more but even so, they would be ranked differently, and also behave much differently...if there was one thing that was their trait was discipline and organisation.. and here we come to the main actor, i think apart from the movie ''Fargo'' W.H Macy is the kind of actor to be used as voice in a cartoon. His lines are too flat his voice to monotonous. He speaks like an ordinary person to an ordinary family event. No passion, no expression no change of tone, nothing..just nothing... in scenes of danger happiness sadness etc his face remains unchanged, except when he speaks and you cannot distinguish weather or not his smiling with it. WW2 deserve much more powerful characters as main roles, and a careful casting of crew and technical study before being placed in such a theme. The story line is too simple with a couple of expected twists in it but for sure is the kind of movie you would listen for 3 minutes and watch it for 1.
The White Cliffs of Dover (1944)
Propaganda!!
I am only giving a 5 due to the performance of Irene. But yet again through the years the projection of America as all there is to this world is ridiculous. As if any Scot or Englishman would actually accept the words mentioned in the film. Disgusting. On the other hand its more of a romance novel than a war movie as war is like a sidewalk into this film. The story line overall is nice but it should be filmed in a difference scene than use the theme of war to input this romance story. presenting the power of actors and words in the art of cinema is one thing, but using it as political brainwashing a propaganda is another. As a scene from the film America is a circus just like the band marches when war is announced by them.
Patton (1970)
i should have expected the cliché
This is my first review, and since i have watched over 2k movies from all over the world i will try to be as fair as possible, Reading other comments i must assume that the Scott impersonates Patton quite well, but i cant help but notice the unnecessary scenes, like the zooming to the American flag in the first half hour while the next scene is cars moving and parking to that specific spot.The brainwashing and manipulation through a film that focuses on the character of Patton doesn't change nor improves with scenes like these. On the other hand we have the comments in approx an hour after the film where they say along the lines 'he stops being an American and he becomes an ally' As if Americans do it better all the time. Or should i mention the outrageous speech given in the beginning? Knowing a lot about history makes me believe his words (if used by the real Patton) are nothing but brainwashing and propaganda. Unfortunately his character is so cliché #know it all - i am the best'' type which caused me nausea through the film in similar comments like that. On the other hand though the film overall is targeted to Patton's life and i think to that respect it has been executed well. I wish the film did not have these 10-15 mins of scenes to bother me so much as to not enjoy the rest of the film. The more i see war movies of Hollywood the more i want to watch movies from all over the world except there.