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All Things to All Men
All Things to All Men (2013)
7/10
Not bad at all.
10 November 2013
I have to disagree with Nick Stones review. Either he wasn't watching it at all or his interpretation was somewhat misguided.

I found this to be a good movie typical of the type of English crime drama i have come to expect over the years.

I thought the plot was well thought out and the twists and turns quite fascinating.

Yes one does have to keep focused on whats going on but that is the whole idea.

It kept me glued to the screen wondering who was going to do what next.

The ending for me was an ending i believe was appropriate. 3/4 of the way through i had a feeling it would end that way.

I was left feeling this was not a waste of my time and, unlike Nick Stone, i would recommend it.
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The Sky Has Fallen
The Sky Has Fallen (2009)
1/10
IMDb rating is crap.
15 April 2012
This is not a 6.3 This wouldn't even get a 3. Apart from the fact that i was bored to death within the first 10 minutes, the characters did not appeal one little bit.

She was bland and he was so self absorbed in philosophical BS coupled with ridiculous "black creatures" i nearly wanted to vomit.

Suffice to say this is not a movie i will be returning to watch anytime in the near future.

Even if it was the last DVD on the planet, i would use it as a coffee coaster instead.

The 6.3 and the two other reviews, i believe, have been made by people either directly involved in this film or people who have no taste in films.

I can't believe i was fooled into thinking this might be an OK film.

I now know why there isn't a trailer for this on IMDb.

If there was people would be warned before viewing it.

I'm so angry with myself now.

Bugger it, i was going to give this a 3 but in a fit of anger i'm giving it a 1.
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Mardi Gras: Spring Break
Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011)
1/10
Stupid.
1 November 2011
If you find a fat guy being rude and obnoxious towards others then this is for you. If you find a stupid guy saying completely stupid things funny, then this is for you. If you find a total loser funny then this is for you.

This was not for me.

It was awful and i highly doubt anyone giving this a good review is being sincere.

John Belushi was a class act and funny, the idiot trying to say Josh Gad is the next JB obviously hasn't watched many JB films.

Josh Gads character left me wondering why script writers think it's OK to be sexist pigs with moronic thinking in their writing.

That's my view in a nutshell with me being brutally honest about it.
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Zombie Undead
Zombie Undead (2010)
1/10
Amateur at best
3 June 2011
I cannot for the life of me begin to understand why i watched this film in it's entirety.

The acting was so bad that i'm left wondering how this even passed for a film.

First 15, i hated the lead character and felt she was simply pathetic.

Next 30 i was getting extremely bored and well, i was extremely bored.

The rest i just thought to myself, this is BAD, BAD, BAD and BAD.

It is obvious that the extras in this film voted this up to a 5.9 because i'm sure that even the actors would not have voted due to it being BAD.

1 out of 10 for film and, oh stuff it, 1 out of 10 is all your going to get, if i could vote negative 10 i would.
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Sella Turcica
Sella Turcica (2010)
1/10
Worst movie ever made.
10 January 2011
Warning: Spoilers
The other 3 reviews for this are quite obviously from the morons who had a hand in making this crap.

Firstly the acting is bad, and i mean bad that i seriously think these people were pulled of some drug addict corner and asked to try to be an actor for a day. They failed.

The storyline is complete crap.

In a nutshell, there is none.

I hated this movie so much that i had to get on here and tell it as it is.

I will never get back that wasted time and money i forfieted to watch this crap.

You will notice i said crap a fair few times, that's because it is.

BTW - Mum whacks his head off in one of the most laughable scenes i have yet the displeasure to watch to date.

I really don't care if i have spoilt the ending. I'm more than likely saving your money for you.
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Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet
Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet (2009)
4/10
Not very good - Spoilers
14 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Lets see, first 5 mins we learn about Mary. Next 50 mins is teens partying and, surprise, surprise, having sex. What is it with the black girl and the sounds she is making when in the bedroom??? Sounds like she's drinking a quart of liquid or something.......then we start some gore action, then it's basically over before it began, a bit like some of the male characters when in the bedrooms.

I popped out to the kitchen to make a brew and when i got back the gang had all moved over to the old Psycho hospital, why, well you got me there too, i dunno????? Why not jump in your cars and go to the cop shop???? Bit too easy i suppose.

And the kicker that always wrecks a good horror for me is the girls.

WHY the hell do they have to whimper loud enough for a bull to hear, they are suppose to be hiding you know, not giving away their locations!!!!!! ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! On review, I HATE this MOVIE and i think the producer and script writers are voyeurs who get their rocks off watching teen actors simulating sex.

The part with the Mary hatchett Tampon throwing online game is really not needed as well, that just shows the mindset of whoever wrote this movie.
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