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Billy the Kid (2013)
My eyeballs are now bleeding
Hmmmm where to start. Lets start with the four horsemen of the apocalypse. I have seen more intimidating geezers in nursing homes. These four old timers are gunfighters like carrot top is a ladies man. And 500,000 budget? On what the 200 dollar lumber job of a crappy town or the ridiculous fake guns? The acting was so abysmal I did not know whether to laugh or to cry. I could not imagine a lobotomy being much worse than this experience. Definitely a top 5 in worst movie of all time. Certainly wins number 1 for worst western of all time. So there is this scene where the scary bad guy ( age 80 plus) gimps into the saloon (smaller than my bedroom actually)and aside from a couple of tables and chairs the only thing in the bar is the very cheap little bar itself...and since there is no backdoor it is the lone object that the evil old fart could possibly be hiding behind. But alas our sharp witted hero and his fat helper walk in and look around then both turn their backs to the bar and start looking at the ground. Where could he possibly be? they seem to be thinking. Then...SURPRISE...gramps comes out from behind the bar and starts shooting. And here I thought that the hiphop witch starring vanilla ice was a bad movie .
Da Hip Hop Witch (2000)
God please kill Vanilla Ice
My wife and I just watched this. After watching it we both felt this impending sense of doom. You know how some movies you can watch and it makes you feel good? well this isn't that movie. It isn't the worst movie this year it's the worst movie ever put onto a film. The storyline sucked, the music sucked, the acting was so abysmal I can only compare it to a cheap porno minus the breasts. I remember where I was when Lennon was killed, where I was when 911 occurred, sadly I will remember the night that I watched this catastrophe as well. The best comparison that I can make is...Garth from Waynes world with his hair stuck in a flowbee screaming that he was losing his will to live.
And lets be honest here...the only way that Vanilla Ice is going to scare anyone is if he starts trying to rap again. As for Mister Eminem? Don't quit your day job because I have seen better acting in infomercials. The combined I.Q'S of the entire cast couldn't add up to more than a lone Mensa member. I am actually embarrassed that they managed to dupe me into seeing this film. Giving us a refund simply wont suffice. I could get a refund, gas money, wear and tear on my vehicle for its trip to the video store, a gigantic tub of popcorn, twizzlers, heck even an elephant ear...it STILL couldn't remove the emotional scarring that we both have after seeing this.
My recommendation to anyone that has seen this is...1-800-CALLSAM. Personal injury attorneys.
Gamer (2009)
after seeing this i envy that guy from the winger video with his eyes sewn shut.
I cannot believe how horrible that this movie was. Sadly it could have been a good movie, as it had an original idea. However I honestly believe that I could create a better movie using u tube clips. And it would have a better plot lol. What we ended up wasting our money to see was.... and hour and a half of silliness. Horrible plot, horrible acting, horribly directed as you never really get enough of a chance to get to like/or dislike any of the characters in it. I've enjoyed watching my brother play call of duty online more than watching this load of crap. Anyone that liked this is borderline retarded. One of the bigger disappointments in the past couple of years.
Knowing (2009)
unbelievably bad
Anyone that found this movie even remotely entertaining is an idiot. I have not watched a movie that left me with such a bad taste in my mouth since The Avengers. Religion and Aliens? pulease...
Quite possibly the absolute worst ending of all time. Anyone that doesn't feel this was about religion is a Jesus Freak. And the adding of Aliens was, well, possibly as silly as Xanadu .
Absolute horrible ending and it ruined the entire film. Do not blow a couple hours of your life on this film. If Nicolas Cage COULD see future disasters ? he surely would not have made this movie. He might as well have been in the Jonas Brothers movie wearing a purity ring but after raping the audience with this cruddy movie even the loser Jonas Brothers would be ashamed to claim that they know Mr. Cage.