"Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet."
I will be blunt. A Nightmare on Elm Street is not a remake of the original. It is a re-imagining. I went into the movie expecting a good horror and I was sorely disappointed.
The film first introduces us to Dean, who escapes the dream in which the film opens with. Naturally, when he escaped I assumed him to be the hero of the movie, what with this nor being a direct remake. But then he died. So Kris, the girl he was talking to before he died, must be the heroine. The film follows her for a while, she escapes Freddy a few times and you really start to root for her. Then she dies. It's not until around 30-40 minutes in that we really start to focus on the actual main two characters.
But that's just it. The makers have clearly attempted to trick you into thinking some of the minor characters are actually major characters only to have them die and the focus to shift onto another character. The only problem is that this failed completely. If you've seen the original then you already know where the plot is going, thus the surprise of the faux main character's deaths just isn't there.
The redesign of Freddy's appearance didn't sit too well with me either. I had heard that the crew were going to make Freddy scary again. This really didn't materialise. I'd actually prefer Robert Englund in the role of Freddy using the original make-up that has made the character a classic.
The 'witty' one-liners that Krueger comes out with are just terrible and had me cringing at multiple points during the movie, "how's this for a wet dream?" springs to mind. Freddy says this when Nancy is running down a hall and the floor turns to some kind of tar-like substance. Other cringe-worthy one-liners include "I'm your boyfriend now", "your mouth says no but your body says yeeeeessssssss" and "I'm your nightmare". These might not seem too cheesy when you read them, but believe me, they are on screen.
On a more positive note, the re-tooling of Freddy's background was an effective alteration. In the original, Freddy is a child murderer, but in this remake he is a child molester. This helps significantly in making him more evil and really pushes you more towards hating the man. Rooney Mara is also specifically notable as her fantastic portrayal of Nancy brings the rating of the film up a little.
Nevertheless, this isn't enough to save this abysmal remake. Awful CGI (the blood Nancy falls out of in a dream), poor story progression and ineffective plot twists, not to mention the various obvious plot-holes and mistakes altogether with the fact that it's just not scary make this very so-so indeed.
Can I have my money back please?
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