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Noah (2014)
3/10
This was really bad.
6 July 2014
I watched this movie yesterday with my girlfriend. And we both did not like it one bit. We're not Christians but this is almost swearing. There is no respect for the bible story and it's everything but a film-presentation of the story. The characters are weak and uninteresting. The trailer clearly promised something else. We would say if you watch it be careful not to spend money on it. It is not worth it at all. Even the CGI isn't that great. It truly is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I will never watch it again. Let's hope there will not be a sequel. LOL. I hope this was helpful. Solong and thanks for all the fish. Greetings.
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6/10
Not so good.
14 May 2014
Hi guys. I know it is summer. But still I watch a lot of Christmasmovies. So here is a Christmasreview for you. This is a pretty typical Christmasmovie. The story is pretty bad and dumb. But it has it's funny moments. The acting is even worse then the movie. The characters are not very good. And there are super much clichés in it. Even the secretly real Santa was there. The storyline is mostly a Christian indoctrination. Where they tell you it is impossible to skip Christmas or not be a part of it. And everything will push you in the way of still celebrating it. If you want to or not. If this was not the main issue the film would maybe not as bad as it is now. Hope this was helpful and have a nice day.
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6/10
Just why?
14 May 2014
Hi guys. This is a badly written story. Not much good humor even for a kids movie/chick flick. It certainly isn't the worst in the genre. Slighty offensive to gay people through stereotyping. A few plot holes. On the bright sight I find the acting in itself overall not to bad. There are a few laughs and funny lines. But I can't say I did want to watch it till the end I only did it so I could give a honest rating and review. The film is predictable until the end. And doesn't follow a strong storyline. Which shouldn't be that hard in the genre and even in the story in the film. They could have done a better job at the characters because they aren't very likable as well. I hope this was helpful. Have a nice day.
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The Details (2011)
6/10
Not bad
13 May 2014
Hello I just finished watching this movie and I think it is time for a review. Luckely for me it was better then the last Dark Comedy I saw. Which was the Room. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I really like the Dark Comedy genre. And this is not the greatest of all time. But it is a pretty descent film. It got a few laughs along the way. And the acting isn't bad at all. The plot is enjoyable and not boring. It's a good movie to watch when you're in the mood for a light and easy movie. If you like Dark Comedy I would recommend watching it. I really liked it I hope you will enjoy it as much as I did. Hope this was helpful. Have fun watching don't forget the popcorn and greetings.
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Tarzan (2013)
3/10
That wasn't so good.
13 May 2014
Warning: Spoilers
I must say at first I'm not a Tarzan fan or a fan of the concept. I will not compare it to the Disney version. This movie is a bit confusing to me cause I don't know if it is for kids or adults. There is a little bit of Sci-Fi stuff in it that shouldn't be in it in my opinion. It is nice to see people dying and get poisoned in a Tarzan movie for a change. The overall ethos of the movie is closer to the comics and books then any other Tarzan film because it is not all one big happy family moment. However it does lack in spirit and story. The non-talking animals make it a little bit better. It is not a stupid movie. Just a bit bad for my taste. It is interesting to watch once. Greetings.
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3/10
Wow
13 May 2014
This would be one of the worst movies ever made. It was a nice idea to be offensive. But they didn't a good job at all in it. At some parts in the movie I even wondered if they did a job at all coming up with it. It is more like randomly played bad jokes. There really is no level of humor at all throughout the full length of the movie. There was only one good thing about the movie. And that is that is has an end. If you want to watch this please try something else. You will never get those eighty minutes of your life back. Yes it really is that bad. The only reason that I did watch it was because I couldn't believe a movie could be that bad. And contain nothing funny at all. Greetings.
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