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Helix (2014)
This is too bad to even be on the SyFy Channel
I tried this watch this drivel. I really, really did. Someone said that if I watched to episode 4 it would get better. They lied. There are just so many plot holes I do not know where to start.
People walking around in -60 or lower temperatures with no face protection just so we can see who they are. The obviously fake snow that looks like something they dump over Santa Claus at the local mall.
The fact that they were going to run out of air because the recirculation device was shut off. They are in the Arctic, not another planet. There is breathable air in the Arctic; you just have to warm it up a bit. So why would they not just let air from outside in.
Oh, and let us not forget the big bad Army guy, going out in his flimsy coat, talking to the guy trying to get away on the snowmobile in the first episode who did not even have his coat buttoned. And then he gets stabbed with an ice pick, bleeds out tons of blood, has his coat stripped off of him and is left to turn into a Popsicle but somehow is miraculously alive and in great shape with not a bit of frostbite on him, talking up a storm like nothing happened. Saved by some girl that I am sure no one knew was up there because another shelter would be so hard to notice among all the other shelters in the Arctic.
They picked a great picture for the poster because if I watch another episode of this Feldercarb I will be blowing my brains out also.
Santa Claus Versus the Zombies (2010)
Worst movie I ever saw in my life.
This is a terrible movie. If it cost more that 50 cents to make then they were ripped off. I've seen porn movies with better acting and filming. It looks like the actors are reading off of cue cards, special effects are pretty much non existent. I think my dog could have written better dialogue than what's up there. I don't think this movie would make any sense if you got majorly hammered before watching it. Please don't waste your time unless your in an institution and have nothing else to watch because you can't change the channel. I mean I wasn't expecting an Academy Award winner, but it should be way better than this. And if you watch it after reading this, well can't say you weren't warned. 'nuff said