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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker (2023)
The guy who discovered this kid used him to get rich
Interesting how the chubby sports reporter with the front tuck is now wearing thousand + dollar suits and spray tans while Kai rots in prison, yet he makes himself out to be some kind of Hero. Perfect example of how the media monster will chew you up and spit you out as long as it's for their own benefit. This could have been interesting but it simply hi-lights how shallow and self centered people can be. This guy is still making money off of Kai and what is he doing to help him? Getting his suits pressed and cleaning his pool? It's just sad. That dude needs to go to hell for this. Nuff said. Truly sad.
Uncharted (2022)
Was really turned off by the opening scene but gave it a chance
The Aircraft in the opening scene is a C17, the "drop speed" is 150mph...so relative wind off of that aircraft is the equivalent to a category 5 hurricane. So you're telling me that this dude can run into 150mph winds and jump forward INTO an aircraft TRAVELING at that speed, which means he'd have to be a super hero who can jump forward at ~300mph. I gave it a chance anyways. Plot was so so, acting was so so. After watching him land in a car falling at a rate of 120mph through the sky, grab it and kneel on the hood...i was just completely done. The physics of this were just completely asinine, which would have been forgivable if the movie were better.
Attack of the Hollywood Clichés! (2021)
Went woke immediately
First segment is about misogyny. Second one is about police brutality I could already see where this was headed....always woke messaging in this garbage. Turned it off after 10 mins.
Vikings: Valhalla (2022)
Tuned off in the first 5 mins. A pale comparison
I watched all of the seasons of Vikings. Season 2 was REALY bad and it turned me off and I went on hiatus. It got better after that and I returned and really enjoyed the show from then on. I don't know if it was funding or my imagination..anyways it got a lot better after the larp fest of season 2. Within the first 10 mins of this I was immediately turned off. Bad acting and bad action. The complete opposite of where the finale of Vikings ended. This is a low budget money grab by Netflix 100%
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)
I can't stand any of these movies. I only watch them because my kids like them
If you want to enjoy an animated family movie with your kids stick to Pixar and Disney. These movies rely on slap stick humor and are lacking heavily in any real comedy. Only gave 3 stars because my kids seem to enjoy them.
The Last Duel (2021)
Way to long, poorly cast
First off, when I think of 14th century France I don't think about Ben Aflek and Matt Damon. Their accents were all over the map. It's like they couldn't be French so they just acted pseudo British. It was hard to watch. Poor casting covered
As to the length of the film, it was broken into chapters from different perspectives except that all of the perspectives were essentially the same, so you got to watch the same 30 minute scene 3x with subtle differences, which was awesome(not really) and also comprised most of the film. This story with better casting and the lack of repetition could have been a sold 2 hour movie deserving of 8+ stars...MATT DAMON! Give me a break.
Giving it a 5 for cinematography and the "good" actors in the film.
Mother/Android (2021)
Solid, suspenseful sci fi. Ignore the haters
I watched the trailer and was very intrigued but then read the reviews and almost skipped this movie. It's a solid 6 but I'm giving it a 7 to offset all the snobs on here giving it a one. You know, the ppl who can't even write a short story, let alone make a decent film. I watch a lot of sci fi and I don't leave reviews often but I'm glad I watched this one, it was enjoyable, the story was good, acting was good, so was the action. Trust me don't listen to these wanna be film critics. Just watch it.
The Wheel of Time (2021)
Read all the books
The moment they used they as a gender pronoun I was doubtful. It only went downhill from there. It's really a very boring and woke show. I'll watch anything fantasy or sci fi but I'm. It gonna watch this.
We Can Be Heroes (2020)
Painful to watch
This movie was so painful to watch that it was funny. The entire plot is terrible, acting is terrible, CGI is terrible. If a shame these kids had to act out an entire movie on green screen.
Karen (2021)
Wow, another racist movie about racism
"An entitled black racist man fakes a hate crime and pays the price." Probably would have made for a better film and Jussie would still have a job. Just another cheap effort to divide the nation. Truly the faberge eggs of the world. Stop whining for Gods sake.
My Favorite Shapes by Julio Torres (2019)
This is proof of the idiocracy.
Just the fact that this has a rating over 2 has me very concerned for society.
Avanpost (2019)
Very gritty sci fi. A bit to long
As others have said, this is better than a lot of big budget Hollywood sci fi coming out these days. Considering the budget it outperforms most. It was a tad long but still had me drawn in the entire time. Not dissatisfied at all.
Tides (2021)
Huge science fiction fan. Don't understand the hate
I saw the reviews for this movie and the negative reviews almost drove me off. Don't let them! This is raw sci fi at its best. I was thoroughly impressed by this film. Very good and a must watch.
The Chase (2021)
Love this show but it's clearly rigged in favor of the chasers
Host reads questions twice as fast in the final chase for the chaser as she does during the rest of the show. Clearly rigged, didn't work out in ep 3 where they won 660 k but she was definitely trying. That episode sealed the deal for me. Her question rate doubled for the chaser. She's still hot though.
Cosmic Sin (2021)
This looked cool at first and then I watched some of it
The acting is horrific and the space armor suites are literally made of cut up milk jugs. Why in 2021 are movies this bad?
300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
If you liked the first one, prepare to be disappointed
Just overall sloppy in every way. The acting is sub par, the Spartans all have air brushed dad bods, the combat is sloppy...it was like a weak attempt at the first movie, way to many shield bashes. Who can jump off a 59 foot drop and not break their legs...these guys I guess. Prepare to be disappointed. Loved the first movie and always will.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)
This movie is so far fetched that it's bad
I watched the trailer and this looked really damn good. The main problem is how unrealistic it is. Try hanging from a turbo prop aircraft by your fingertips. At 130 kts your ass is going flying. Just the physics alone are really bad. I get it is a pseudo sci fi flick but at least make it believable. Also the whole "white male misogyny" is taken to the extreme, but hey...social justice or whatever.
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Terrible movie
This movie is so bad. The fight scenes are terrible. At one point Harley cartwheel kicks a cell phone into someone's head and it knocks them 6' backwards on their ass. It was even a 12 Max 😂
Doom Patrol (2019)
Started pretty good then went downhill
The first couple episodes were good, I was intrigued, but then it all went downhill and got really weird and honestly boring. The CGI is terrible, acting is forced and clunky (with some exceptions). In the end it's typical DC Studios stuff. It's sub-mediocre at best.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
One of the worst movies I've ever seen
2 1/2 hours of complete garbage. It was boring and slow, the few times there was any action it was poorly executed and the CGI isn't good at all.
I find it ironic that I scrolled the reviews for 5 minutes and saw nothing above a 3 star rating yet this movie still has a 6.
Unhinged (2020)
Trash
This movie was very boring and predictable. Don't waste your time. Worst part is that I paid for it
She t-bones a mini van with a Prius going 10mph (drove 50ft from a stand still) and the van flips over WTH
Project Power (2020)
Would have been a 6 if not for the wokeness
This film was entertaining, I would have rated it a 6 if not for all the systemic racism/BLM messaging. Don't want to see that here. Thanks Netflix.
Space Battleship Yamato (2010)
Everyone saying the acting was bad watched the dubbed version
Ignore everyone saying the acting was bad. They likely watched it dubbed which is always kinda bad. I loved this movie!!!! Great sci fi
Chef (2014)
Great, great movie
I discovered this late but thanks to the Netflix series I bought this without hesitation. What a great movie about resiliency and the human spirit, the father/son bonding and loyalty between friends really shines through on this one. I choked up a couple (5-7) times. Must watch...plus there are 3 marvel characters and Aaron Franklin in it sooooo...
Devs (2020)
Don't listen to all the film school dropouts
I will agree that the lead actress isn't the strongest in the show, But the story and other cast members really make this show. If someone in a review is talking about lighting they most definitely rate all shows and movies a 2, the ones who sit up at night writing a novel trying to tear up ale very aspect...film school drop outs living in moms basement.
This is a great show. I watched 5 episodes in one night and I'm still hooked. Watch it.