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The Witcher (2019)
I thought it would be an average, and I was completely wrong! Truly Glorious!
So, after I witnessed the Lord of The Rings Trilogy I thought that nothing else can be as great and epic. Well, Game of Thrones proved me wrong and after I completed all 8 seasons I thought ok, there is no way anyone ever can make anything so fantastical and spectacular! You know where I am going with this.
My wife and I just finished The Witcher. We watched all 8 episodes in one sitting. By the way I've never ever seen more than 4 episodes of anything one day.I am a 33 year old male and as I am writing this I am sobbing. What a God Damned Good Freaking Show God Damn! This is everything I ever wanted, everything I ever needed and more. Incredibly cerebral show with such a powerful story and so many life lessons entangled masterfully in this Epic tale of Destiny and the meaning of Honor and Kindness and everything there is to life and death and in between.
The show starts simple and almost goofy and it is not afraid to use this way of story telling liberally, it embraces these features as strengths and holds on the them till the end as the show reveals its true nature and we get to understand that The Witcher is as big a tale as Iliad and Odyssey by Homer - a dark and bloody epic of greed, tyranny, selfishness and power where goofy joke are much neede to lighten the spirit. A world full of monsters of the worst kind - humans who are committing the worst and most haynes crimes to each other. This is a world as rich as Tolkien's world- a continent of many realms, royal families, races of all kinds fighting for domination, ongoing wars as old as creation itself, powerful wizards and witches struggling to maintain the balance and a bard by the name of Jaskier whose ridiculous songs will make you piss you pants of laughter. A true fantasy which would have made Sir Terry Pratchett jealous in a good way. The final two episodes tie everything in such a brilliant and marvelous way that the screen writers of Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and The Lord of The Rings should be taking notes. I really mean it. Thank you, thank you for bringing The Witcher to the screen!
I am not a payed promoter of any sorts and I will never be one. I am a hard to please viewer who rarely likes anything on Tv and I am very very hard to please and when I am pleased I will wright about it. My review is honest and pure and it comes from the heart just like the show The Witcher is. Now, go on now and see the damn thing already!
White House Down (2013)
I was wrong, the movie is actually FREAKING AWESOME
I rented the blu-ray yesterday and didn't watch it. I was about to return it today but I ended up watching it instead. Super Cool!!!I was so wrong but you can't blame me for not having the urge to see it. We all know the old familiar plot about extremists trying to kill the president and the president on the other hand is transforming into this super action hero with all kind of MacGyver skills and saves the day. Well this movie is so much more than that. First off the cast is awesome, I mean really awesome and together with the director/producer they really make everything work and the final product is that nicely polished gemstone that automatically enters my favorites list. From beginning to end this movie delivers, no flat moments, it doesn't slow down, it doesn't lose the point and doesn't get boring. From start to finish it's a FINE PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT. Action is supreme. Channing kicks butt better than Jan Claude Van Dame! Scouts Honor! Jamie Fox is the best president I've seen in a Hollywood production. If he ever decides to run for the seat he will win unanimously. Maggie Gyllenhaal is the brain of the operation and she is the one that makes the movie sharp and smart. Joey King is adorable as the daughter and she kept me on the edge thru out the entire movie. Very believable character and makes you care! This is nothing like Air Force One or any other in that sphere. The bond between Channing, Jamie and Joey is so strong that they remain friends in real life. Please check the song they made -(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum- and also see the Amazing 45 second Hand Shake. i love that movie!!!
My reviews are not influenced by any company. They are independent and personal. I will never deliver a dishonest review. I don't work for anybody in this business, I am just the regular dude that likes watching movies. With that in mind - DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND SEE THIS MOVIE ALREADY!!!
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
THOR 2 enters my ALL TIME FAVORITE list
The second installment of the saga of the God of Thunder is rocking awesome!!! I haven't had so much fun in a movie theater since THE LORD OF THE RINGS. It's that good. The Hobbit on the other hand isn't near close. Thor is nothing like the other Marvel movies about super heroes. This one is a totally different animal. It is up there with the big boys-Star Wars, Star Trek and The Lord of The Rings. I could tell that the movie crew spent a good amount of time to make it right. This is not a fast production for easy cash ins. This one is The Real Deal-A True Movie Magic! I was a bit afraid that the second one is not going to match the quality of the first one. I mean how do you top the scene where Thor is being cast out of Asgard by his father Odin. The level of acting delivered by Anthony Hopkins was just awe inspiring! Well, the second one has few of those scenes and it just keeps delivering. How long has it been since I wanted to see a movie over again. Thor and Thor 2-Tthe Dark World are an instant classic and as I love to say: Do yourselves a favor and see those two movies! I recommend regular projection over 3d screening since the film was originally shot in 2d and was meant to be viewed in 2d. It is cheaper too. Actually if you go to a morning projection in any theater you will pay close to nothing. I payed only $6.00! If you don't want to pay that you can always rent it off of the RED BOX kiosks for a dollar and some cents(the movie will take a few months to be available to rent). Always pick the blu-ray over DVD for richer colors, greater resolution, crisp details, supreme audio quality and that cinema feel that is bigger than life.
I want you to know that my review is totally independent. I am not paid by any company for my reviews and will never let myself be paid to deliver a review. I am a regular citizen that enjoys watching movies and I stand behind all of my reviews. Please check my List of Movies and if you disagree with this review you are most likely a looser. Just kidding, not.
In the Land of Blood and Honey (2011)
Immediate Masterpiece
Bravo!!! I am on my knees, on a floor full of tears and my soul is complete. Thank you!!!
The Film "In The Land Of Blood And Honey" is not just a movie event but a historical triumph. I dare to predict that this masterpiece will become a part of every school curriculum and a major exhibit in every historical museum. Every individual with a little bit of self-respect should see this powerful revelation. I also dare to say that this movie alone automatically puts Angelina Jolie among the greatest film directors in movie history and not only that but the fact that she is also the writer and the producer of this brilliant piece of art makes her something even more- a colossus! Big Hollywood directors with a few dozen of hit movies can only dream to produce a film this big. That's not just a lifetime achievement but a giant leap forward for the entire mankind!
Romulus, My Father (2007)
Do yourself a favor and see the movie of your life!!!
This is one of these movies that only come once in a great great while and leave your soul with the burden of a lifetime experience. It will charge you up and it will brake you to pieces...No words to describe... Can't find a way to define...Why so strongly do we want to live when the meaning of life is so overpoweringly indefinite, vague, woolly, unclear, unspecific and unfixed!?... BECAUSE IT'S OVERPOWERING!!!
I beg you please, do yourself the favor of seeing this Leviathanic Achievement in the Art of Cinematography!!! Your heart will melt completely when at the end the film reveals you that this is the biographical memoir of the philosopher and writer Raimond Gaita! Please, believe me now, when I say that I am completely overwhelmed by the emotions the movie left me with and this is the reason to be writing this review/message. I am an independent individual not involved with or paid by any movie production or company related to the the film .
Thank you
Syriana (2005)
A must see masterpiece, don't dare to miss that one
I just saw it and I am stunned! From the beginning to the end it overwhelms you with the shocking reality about the USA politics and actions in the Persian Gulf.If I had the chance, I would rate this amazing film with an extra star if I could. Brilliant plot, sharp and professional directing, the camera views make give extra realism to the story and make you feel a part of it. I am glad that such big Hollywood stars are brave enough to participate in such a project. It's very rear to see brilliant movies, but when you do, you feel glad that the TV was invented(and the camera and the mike of course, and such good actors and directors and writers were born, so a great idea can be brought to live). I beg all of you- buy this movie and show it to as many people as possible!!!