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The Rookie: Feds (2022)
Major Disconnection with Audience and Each Other
After three episodes, I have pulled the plug.
The characters in this series, supposedly actor supposedly representing FBI rookies from the outset, severely challenge credulity in their roles.
The connection amongst the the players tends to be vague and confusing. I found it difficult to identify with any individuals or their obscure conned or relationships in their roles in the the series.
The transition from one group of scenes to the next are difficult to follow. The entire hour goes from one disconnected group of scenes to the next without following any kind of apparent storyline thread. With all the great series starting again for the season, this one is a boring waste of time!
XL: The Temptation of Christ (2020)
Really Boring!
Most of the movie consists of Jesus walking around in the desert talking to himself. The dialogue is difficult to hear, because the noisy instruments constantly playing in foreground at 2-3X the volume of any dialogue, makes whatever is being said difficult to decipher.
8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter: First Day of School (2004)
Unfunny. . . Totally destroyed by the canned laugh track
The overwhelming phoney laugh track after every single statement, most of which were totally unamusing, made this totally unbearable to watch.
The Color of Rain (2014)
It was ruined due to bad sound engineering
It seemed to have a lot of potential as a really great movie, but due to BAD sound engineering, it was wreaked due to the dialogue being covered up by loud foreground 'music' 10x as loud as the dialogue, or by constant background noise which was recorded as loud foreground noise, again masking the dialogue. :-(
Mary Magdalene (2018)
Mary Magdelene is a horrendous piece of Trash!
Not only is 80% of the dialogue muffled and unintelligible, but the entire story completely different from from Bibilcal and cultural accounts of her life. What a waste of two hours of my time!
Vacation (2015)
Totally boring and not funny!
Wow!! What a terrible movie!!
This movie, while captioned as a comedy, doesn't contain so much as a single funny line nor situation throughout the entire movie from beginning to end!
This is a totally boring and non-funny movie!
With all the foul words and perverted sexual subject matter, this is not the kind of movies you would share with your kids, nor even a spouse spouse who embraces traditional virtuous values.
This has to be the worst movie I have had the misfortune to have endured in a decade!
Dr. Cabbie (2014)
Wow!! What a Funny Movie!!
Wow!! What a really FUN Movie!! The very best we've seen this YEAR!!
The story is about a guy who graduates summa cum laude as a medical doctor in India, but after emigrating to Toronto, can't find a employment to complete his medical residency requirements in order to practise medicine in Canada; so takes the only menial job available to him, as a cab driver.
Whoever directed this movie is absolutely amazing!! Notwithstanding the somewhat serious basic essence of the underlying story, the accompanying comedic choral-like descant that rises over and above the entire theme kept us continuously engaged in gales laughter throughout the entire movie!
An absolutely great movie!!
A Heartland Christmas (2010)
Probably the worst "Christmas" story ever!
While we enjoy the Heartland series, this is probably the worst "Christmas" story we have ever seen. :-( Two thirds of the story focuses on digging a trench for stranded horses through a big snow bank that mere humans can easily navigate, but the poor pathetic horses can't! So . . . the majority of the show is consumed by a dimwit village digging a trench through the snow bank, complete with a boardwalk to protect the horses' tender tootsies! Duh.
Then for the "Christmas" portion, you can actually hear a Christmas carol being sung in a church in the background, but the Heartland bunch don't join in the Christmas festivities at the church in favour of spending their evening soaking up suds in a neighbouring bar. Then when they finally get home for Christmas dinner: No giving of thanks, or even acknowledgement of the meaning of Christmas; they all ungratefully and unceremoniously dig into the turkey dinner like pigs at the trough.
This is a political CBC demonstration of something that has nothing whatsoever to do with Canadian culture and Christmas. :-( Kudos to the tax payer supported Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, who never cease to fail us in promoting their low life anti-religious, anti-Canadian culture and interests at taxpayers expense!
Killing Them Softly (2012)
Absolutely worst movie ever!!!
Wow! This movie has to be conferred with the honour of being the VERY worst movie I have ever seen!! Notwithstanding, we didn't stay to endure the entire movie! 23 minutes was all we could endure before making our exit! From the very outset, and from the very first excruciating half hour of nothing but total blaaaw, with nothing definable ever happening, there was hardly a single sentence uttered without at least incorporating vulgar crudities such as f**k, f**kin', G*d**mn, or other such crudities.
While my wife already wanted to leave at the 23 minute point, I requested that we at least stay until Brad Pitt arrived on the scene. So she agreed to endure for at least few more minutes until Brad Pitt arrive upon the scene; and when he did, it was just a whole bunch more f**k, f**kin', G*d**mn, and other such crudities!! We really don't understand why low life scuzz like Brad Pitt figures that the remainder of somewhat more elevated society could possibly in any way identify with the sewarage in which he lives, could in any way identify with him and his low-life ilk.
The sooner these low life f**k, f**kin', G*d**mn crudities disappear from the movie industry, the better it will be for ALL of us!!
The Son of No One (2011)
Totally boring and absolutely Awefull!
This movie really exceeds the acceptable societal norms and tolerance for vulgar language within normal adult society.
The language used in this film, displays a particularly low end uncouth aspect of low-end Hollywood society, where every third sentence must contain such words as "fuck", "shit" or any one of their infamous siblings.
This movie is just another boring cop movie, with the exception that it is far more boring than any cop program you will ever see on TV as part of weekly series. You won't find any weekly cop shows descending to this level of total boredom and or mediocrity!!