Im filling asleep watching this . everytime there is a kill it cuts it. music is overdone for things that are supposed to shock you. cutting of fingers off good cgi but this is a ghost film right. and some annoying stuck up actors and unnecessary swearing. the old lady from sinister is good but did not apply her well enough. i reckon she should of been the main actor to expose the semonds like she noramlly does . instead the cgi her falling death . too much money spent on cgi not enough on stroy line .
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7 Reviews
The Last Days on Mars
(2013)
Peace of ..you know what . Dont watch this
15 January 2020
I am watching this peace of crap right now 26 mins in . Bad acting . Bad graphics. So far bad story line. Bad music . Cheap effects. Looks like humans still use iPads in the future. And the actor accents are hard to understand. I hope the aliens kill all of them aand end this quickly.
Gravity
(2013)
Don't watch this peace of crap unless you want the most disappointing experience ever!
25 February 2016
Don't watch this peace of crap unless you want the most disappointing experience ever! I can sum this film up in a few sentences to describe it. bereaving , turning , twisting through space bereaving MORE heavy, turning FASTER and FASTER . Now twisting, bereaving Heavy. Running out or air to bereave. Waiting, waiting... wasting my time! and waiting for something to happen! IS something going to happen ? Oh my goodness something happen, you guessed it! More twisting turning faster and faster, bereaving more heavy. W(ere)TF is the alien ? watch this and you be waiting for ever for something to happen. I love scifi almost all scifi's But this is total crap. I don't understand how its got such a high rating. I Pray to God that films like this never get made again, otherwise i'm going to have to stop watching scifi. maybe its my taste but maybe not as lots of other people I know have the some view as me about this film. Checkout the Turbo Kid! now that's a scifi!
The Human Race
(2013)
Walking Sticks Used For More Then Just Walking
27 January 2015
Warning: Spoilers
This film is a kick ass gore. There is more then just exploding heads, and i wont tell you if one particular seen. that seen i think should of got this film banned, as it was as graphic as human centipede 2 and that was banned , just as a side note if the gonna bane centipede 2 they should of banned ABCs of death as it has implied child porn with sick f..k jerking over it. Anyway i am happy they didn't bane this film. Its got a good lead up, but does not really explain ow show how the victims end up were they go, but you find out at the end. Good acting, Good ideas, some stuff i have not seen in any other film, like the guy on the walking sticks, users is sticks for more then just walking!!
Sinister
(I) (2012)
This is the scariest film i have ever seen
19 April 2013
This is the scariest film i have ever seen and i have seen a lot of them, made me jump about 20 to 30 times, they should make more films like this. Don't let any kids watch this, it would F*** them up for life. this was the first film to make me jump when the credits were showing, great story line to, enough to keep you thinking and to get you mind really involved and then BANG! another jump nice! not bloody, but quite sick, but all good for the purpose, none of it is real anyhow as i am aware. i had my son watch it with me and his friends and they all thought that this one was the scariest as well. Sometimes i felt like kicking the ass of the film makers as it was so f####en scary. Had trouble sleeping that night. Dame you guys to hell
Zookeeper
(2011)
After watching this film with my daughter, she now thinks you can talk to animals
21 January 2012
After watching this film with my daughter, she now thinks you can talk to animals; if you know the code. Good use of CGI and costumes. The CGI is spot on, in some scenes you can't tell if it is CGI or a real animal or a costume.
The story line is basic , predictable and unrealistic even after taking the animals out of the picture. There are some good jokes.
There is one flick of animal cruelty that is unneeded to make this film work and makes it less suitable for children.
The love and romance are basic apart from the first few scenes and not really needed, but a few more good jokes around that. Some old stuff, like yup, i have seen this before.
My daughter thinks this film is worth a ten i would give it a 3.5.
The story line is basic , predictable and unrealistic even after taking the animals out of the picture. There are some good jokes.
There is one flick of animal cruelty that is unneeded to make this film work and makes it less suitable for children.
The love and romance are basic apart from the first few scenes and not really needed, but a few more good jokes around that. Some old stuff, like yup, i have seen this before.
My daughter thinks this film is worth a ten i would give it a 3.5.
Wake Wood
(2009)
Very scary, makes you sick to the bone
15 January 2012
This film is very scary!! i watched it with my son and he has seen several horror films, but with this one he didn't want to go to sleep by himself. I too couldn't get certain images out of my head. its a bit slow for about 10 minutes and it looks like a low budget, but then you get a bit of gore right up front and some shocking distributing stuff mixed in with real life stuff, making it even more real and gets you even more invoked and sick to the core! There are several jumps and the story line is kick ass and unique. I love the cocoon idea. the only thing that was a little strange was the idea of the daughter just been brought back to life for three days. good acting, especially the little girl she does make a good, ( well you will find out)
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