I expected to love this movie, but I'm quite thoroughly bored and put off by it. The story is predictable, the directing is heavy-handed and mostly not very effective; the fiery ocean battle in the first part looks scripted and fake, and so do the scenes of the slaves rowing in the galley.) Charlton Heston projects one emotion only: sullen, angry self-pity and his character seems to have one virtue: he's good at athletics and he's very sure, in his simple-minded way, that he's right, especially about religious questions. I don't feel sorry for him even when he finds that his family have been banished to a leper colony. (Sure, leprosy on top of everything else, why not? Why didn't they also have him suffer from boils?)
The bad-guys also act very badly and their characters take everything much too seriously. Ten minutes after the end of the movie I had forgotten what the principal antagonist ("Messala"?) looked like.
Even the music is tinny and pretentious.
What this movie needs is some comedic anti-heroes (one, at least!) like the two in SPARTACUS: someone like Peter Ustinov's character Lentulus Batiatus and Charles' Laughton's character Senator Gracchus. And how about, maybe, a strong or surprising female character, with a personality? Please?
A huge amount of money spent, one glorious athletic contest, and the rest of it you can keep, thank you.
The bad-guys also act very badly and their characters take everything much too seriously. Ten minutes after the end of the movie I had forgotten what the principal antagonist ("Messala"?) looked like.
Even the music is tinny and pretentious.
What this movie needs is some comedic anti-heroes (one, at least!) like the two in SPARTACUS: someone like Peter Ustinov's character Lentulus Batiatus and Charles' Laughton's character Senator Gracchus. And how about, maybe, a strong or surprising female character, with a personality? Please?
A huge amount of money spent, one glorious athletic contest, and the rest of it you can keep, thank you.
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