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Noroi (2005)
A good creepy watch
A very creepy horror movie that doesn't rely on cheap jump scares. Held the atmosphere throughout and well acted by everyone involved. Most people here seem to have it covered but it's definitely in my top 10 horror films and i don't usually like shaky camera style.
The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Lots of fun
This movie was actually pretty entertaining, lots of fun and gore and the right amount of cheese. Absolutely ludicrous but in the right way, if anyone says any different they've simply missed the point. This film is what it is. A solid 7 from me for entertainment...
Event Horizon (1997)
Unbelievable score!
Purely out of interest I checked this on IMDb and was astounded by the 6.6 score, I've seen utter tripe get 7+! It's nothing short of a crime. This film for me is one of the scariest movies ever made, and I'm a 31 yr old man that's seen a lot of them. It sends a shiver down my spine just thinking about some of the scenes. The acting is superb, the atmosphere is really uncomfortable, it's well paced and some of the cuts are genuinely disturbing. And it manages all of this without an actual monster or alien as such. A complaint about this film is its lack of originality, but I feel it should be viewed as an excellent blend of different ideas that should be put together and with no doubt works. There's often a comparison with Alien but I prefer this as it leaves a lot more to the imagination, which can be a dark place. 10/10 for me, any bad reviews must be pretentious fools who decided they didn't want to like it before they even switched it on and let their nit picking ruin their enjoyment of a good little watch.
Night of the Tentacles (2013)
Entertaining little watch
I put this on with very little expectations, the story sounded potentially entertaining but I've seen these sort of films go horribly wrong and I did almost switch it off after 5 mins. But then I was glad I left it on because I rather enjoyed it, I also recommended it to a like minded friend who also enjoyed it. Yeah it looks like it cost £50 to make and the monster a little rubbish, and yeah no Oscar winning performances (tho I felt the acting suited the film) or groundbreaking originality but I felt it worked for me and did make me laugh. The camera work wasn't the worst I've seen either for a low budget film. If you like your indie horror films like me I'd give this a go. I'd score it 6.5 but gave it a 9 to deservedly bump it up a little.