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Mortal Kombat (2021)
Sub par storyline Special effects were ok
As someone who grew up with the OG Mortal Kombat movies I have to say this one is meh. Lazy storyline with some distracting special effects to make you look at the WOW and not see the lack of a really good plot. There is one point where you can 100% see a wardrobe malfunction with Lewis Tans "Armor" and there is really nothing that draws you into the story.
Queens (2016)
Boring and not even close to historically accurate
So lets talk about the costumes.
Episode 1 Mary's white dress. There is a moment as she steps off the boat that her shirt rides up and shows skin as well as the waist of her skirt. Historically speaking the shirt would have been sewn down to the gown to prevent that
Queen Elizabeth's Costumes the carnival episode What in the fresh heck was she wearing. It was a drop waist skin tight Mermaid dress with blue feathers all over it..I mean really Were they trying to be like reign?
On to one of my pet peeves. Mary's Wedding to Lord Darnley.
She Married him in 1565
Why did they choose Scotland the Brave on bagpipes as the wedding song It was written in the 1890's
The Client List (2011)
Funny sex scenes and some of the dialogue is good
The only thing I can't stand is the Idea that she would ever take Kyle back. I wanted to see her kick his arse to the curb and never look back!
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018)
Once again Hollywood and Netflix Fail to understand Witchcraft
The show has no leg to stand on. Witches do not believe in Satan, we do not serve a "Dark Lord" We have a code and they did say it on the show "And it harm none do what ye will." The Problem is from the beginning I don't see Sabrina following that code nor any of the other witches on the show. Frankly I find the show offencive to my religion.