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6/10
sigh....
9 July 2017
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I cannot believe I am saying this, but of the six Spider-Man feature films this was definitely my least favorite. It's not the worst made of the six but it is the least memorable. It's not that I was bored, but when I walked out of the theater I was really underwhelmed and couldn't think of a single scene (save one) that really stood out to me. RDJr, Keaton, and Tomei were underused, the final battle was waaay too dark and extremely anti-climactic, a lot of the CGI was poor for 2017, the love interest was undeveloped, etc. I have little reason to watch it again unless it's for an MCU marathon.

The worst part about this is that I was really looking forward to this movie, I'm a fan of Spider-Man and Michael Keaton, and I think Holland is good in the role. Hopefully the next one will be "amazing".
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Orphan (2009)
5/10
why did I waste my time??
10 January 2011
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Why did I watch this movie?? Almost every single movie that has this type of premise is the exact same movie no matter what age or gender the antagonist is. The "bad guy" is hurting or killing animals and people at the beginning and then there is always the person who knows that something is wrong who can't ever seem to get anyone to believe them.

This movie, unfortunately, followed the EXACT same formula and except for the "twist" at the end this was completely unoriginal and just a paint by numbers movie. The only thing I liked about it was that Peter Sarsgaard got what he deserved after treating his wife like a dog and completely distrusting her to the point that I wanted to jump into the screen and smack the mess out of him...also he apparently cheated on Kate so he had no right to be that much of a jerk to her.

Also, as a therapist I can only say that Kate's therapist in the movie was completely unethical and should have her license revoked by the way she acted. No true therapist who has had any real training (and she was, in fact, a doctor!) would treat their client as she treated Kate. All in all the movie was not terrible but I've seen it a thousand times. I just can't stand when so many people are hurt by someone or something that plays the innocent card and has everyone who has not been hurt believe in their innocence.

Apparently in "movie world" people are a lot less intelligent than in the real world. I only saw this movie because I was told that it was original and worth seeing by a respected critic and I have to say that that was some bad advice that has made me learn not to trust this person when it comes to his advice for movies.
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The Matrix (1999)
8/10
I can't even explain how horrible this movie is
30 July 2003
Maybe it's not that bad, but what makes it all the worse is how highly acclaimed it is. I had to keep slapping myself to stat awake during this movie. The storyline for this movie is sooooo modern and overplayed. This is in a way just a hyped up and sci-fi version of the truman show. I will never understand how this movie got to be soooo well liked. This is one of the only movies that everybody seems to disagree with me on. So if you're wondering why i'm writing this it's just to prove anybody wrong who thinks that there is nobody who hates this movie because i do. Also if you're a fellow matrix hater then i feel you're pain especially this year now that 2 of them are coming out at the same time practically. I'm just glad the second one failed moneywise so that hopefully the third one will get hardly any money and all this talk about the future Star Wars trilogy will be thrown out the window.
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Star Trek: Bridge Commander (2002 Video Game)
Good game but tedious
25 June 2003
This game does have excellent graphics, good voice acting, and an okay storyline. It is also a nice size game though it could have been a little longer. The thing i liked least about this game was its repetitiveness. Even though it's not exactly the same throughout, the enemy is always the Cardaissians or their Kessok counterparts. After a while i was wanting to meet a new race and not just stay in the same area of space but actually get to explore. The other crew members also are very instructive which takes away from the experience of commanding a starship. I know i'm ragging it a lot but I recommend it especialy if you're a trek fan and because it is so cheap now.

8/10
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