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The Core (2003)
Fantastic Adventure!
Classic Sci-Fi Adventure Film that satisfies any enthusiast of the said genre. The CGI is not the best quality but still good enough to deliver the goods. The Script and Screenplay was also good. Overall great production. Not as good as ARMAGEDDON but still very much holds it's own. Lacks originality though so it could not make MASTERPIECE status. Only for big fans of the genre and the lead actors here........
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Gory And Funny!
Gory and at the same time funny Slasher movie that finally pits the two Slasher icons against each other for the ultimate Horror Championship fight. Good gory action sequences. Won't scare most Slasher Horror Movie veterans. Good special effects. Delivers exactly what it promises and nothing more. Only for Slasher Horror Comedy fans and big fans of the lead actors.......
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Very Good Bond Jr. Movie
The best James Bond Jr. movie made so far because it is cartoonish enough for the kids yet still maintains enough edginess to it in order to keep the more mature audiences in tune. Average over all production. Needed more originality as everything here has been done before. Only for fans of Family style Sci-fi Cloak and Dagger movies and big fans of the lead actors.......
Ice Station Zebra (1968)
Classic Cold War Thriller!
Classic Cold War Thriller that has very good all around production and good acting as well.Very good Cinematography.Displays the deadly games the U.S.A.,U.K. and the U.S.S.R. play and the rattling effects it has on the men who play these games. The pace sort of slows down during the North Pole scenes but still manages to keep the Cold War fans thrilled. Only for Cold War Thriller fans and big fans of the lead actors........
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Good Family Pirate Movie
Good Pirate Comedy Adventure Film for the whole family. The story lacks spirit and depth but still manages to keep from sinking. Very good acting. Johnny Depp portrays his character very well here also. A liitle too watered down but this is due to the Walt Disney style. Only for big fans of family style Adventure Comedy films and fans of the lead actors........
Picture Perfect (1997)
Average Aniston movie
Average Romantic Comedy that features Jenifer Aniston in her prime beauty. Story is not too unbelievable here but the screen writers managed to ruin the movie a bit by inserting the unlikely Wedding scenes in the last few minutes. Below average Script/Screenplay. Only for big fans of Romantic Comedies and Jenifer Aniston fans.......
Runaway Bride (1999)
Below Average
Below average Romance-Comedy that had a very predictable story and a very formula package feel to to the whole production of it. But still,Gere and Roberts are eye candy here and so big fans of this genre who also are fans of these lead actors will still fairly be entertained.........
The Wedding Planner (2001)
Below Average Romantic Comedy
Below Average Romantic Comedy that starts out fair but as the movie goes along,continues loosing steam. Very weak story and the Script/Screenplay was below average so nothing kept this movie afloat except the average Cinematography and the good portrayals of the lead actors. The supporting actors here was also below average. Very predictable and nothing original here at all. Only for big fans of the genre and big fans of the lead actors........
Romeo Must Die (2000)
Good Action Movie
Good action movie that delivers but does not really impress. Just delivers all the basics. Tries to have an uncompromising feel to it but actually, they chose to water this one down a lot. The acting performances was not bad but there was not enough fight scenes. Quite entertaining enough though as long as you are not looking for a Masterpiece. Only for fans of Martial Art Action Movies and big fans of the lead actors.......
I'll Take Sweden (1965)
Good Screwball Comedy
Good Screwball comedy movie that is a definite B-Quality production but still is good enough to tickle the funny bones of those who like the genre and Bob Hope. The performance of Tuesday Weld was very memorable as she proves she has comedy skills as well. Very good Color.......
X2 (2003)
Surprise!!
The 5th best Comic Superhero movie all time as of this writing. Comes right after all the four Christopher Reeve SUPERMAN movies. Very good Script and Screenplay. Very good all around production. Very good performances by the actors. This one is a Classic.Captures the atmosphere of the X-Men Comic Books very well. A 101 on how to use CGI properly......are you taking notes Lukas?.......only for fans of the genre and big fans of the lead actors........
American Pie (1999)
Good High School Sex Comedy
Good High School Sex Comedy with good all around production and very good performances from the actors. Could have been a classic if it was more original but alas,nothing here not done before really. But still,it's above average production will catapult this movie into eternal CULT CLASSIC. Only for fans of the genre and big fans of the lead actors.......Love the Trance song "The Calling" featured here in this movie during the very funny Internet Camera Sex sequences! Bravo!
Shallow Hal (2001)
Classic Comedy!!
Classic comedy that has few mistakes that are all made up for due to it's great thought provoking story and good all around production quality. Paltrow looks very good here. She also delivers a very good acting performance. This movie is a good formula of delivering politically incorrect humor yet still creating a good moral lesson and all done with respectability,thus getting away with it's naughtiness. Only for fans of thought provoking slapstick comedies and for big fans of the lead actors.......
Monkey Business (1952)
Very Good Screwball
Very good Screwball comedy that is mainly carried by Cary,Marilyn and Ginger. It is just so much fun watching these legends have fun in this movie. For some reason,it looks as if Cary and Ginger look intimidated by Marilyn's beauty and presence. See it and notice this. Marilyn's role here was small but she just literally jumps off the screen! Could have been better if this film had a better Script/Screenplay. Low budget B type production yet well directed. The Cinematography was also only of fair quality. Only for Screwball comedy fans and big fans of the lead actors.......
Gilda (1946)
Classic Noir with weak ending.....
Classic Noir in the mold of CASABLANCA but this one has a weak and rushed ending. To bad because the performances was top notch. Hayworth looked extra radiant here, appraoching MARILYN MONROE level at least in this film which was probably helped by her alleged pregnancy during the time of the filming. Despite the rushed Hollywood ending,this film is still on the the top 20 best all time FILM NOIR list. Only for fans of this genre and big fans of the lead actors......
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Good Comedy
Good comedy movie for Spiritual liberals. Not for Conservative Chgristians. The movie looses Script/Screenplay quality after the Moon Roping sequence. The movie also lacks quality sub-plot stories. Still,the movie still delivers due to JIM CARREY'S skills and decent special effects......Only for liberal comedy fans and big fans of the lead actors......
Solaris (2002)
For ESOTERISTS only
Good Sci-Fi. Could have been better. Needed more SUB-PLOTS. Pacing was slow but good because this was the demand of the Film's SPIRITUAL TONE. It cannot be truly appreciated by people in the mainstream who do not understand ESOTERISM. Esoterism is the belief that there is NO DEATH. Only the passing on to a higher reality after this reality (Multiple Realities)and that also ultimately,Science is SRIRITUALITY AT SCIENCE'S HIGHEST LEVEL understood only better when we go to a higher reality level and eventually BACK TO GOD......This film was made ONLY FOR THE FEW.......the few ESOTERISTS out there.......also for big fans of the lead actors here.......
The Hunted (2003)
Below Average Action Movie
Below average action movie that had a very bad Screenplay and story. There is also no originality because we have seen a better version of this story before thru the Classic called "FIRST BLOOD". The Cinematography and Directing was good. The acting was good. But still,the story just ruined everything. Too bad. An insult to our intelligence......Only for big fans of Gore filled B-Action movies and big fans of the lead actors.......
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Fair Comic Book Action
Fair action movie that could have been better if it had a better Script,Screenplay and Editing. The Directing was fair. The action was adequate although the White leading man did not really have good enough Martial Art moves and it showed. I liked the chemistry between the 3 lead characters though and I would not mind seeing them again on a sequel that has better quality.I also enjoyed the Esoteric Philosophies the Lead Monk was constantly preaching.....Only for big Martial Art Action movie fans and big fans of the lead actors......
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Matrix with more CGI but....
A good Sci-Fi movie that has more special CGI effects than the Classic film THE MATRIX but unfortunately has a BAD ENDING due to a very abrupt flow disruption.......just when everybody watching is ready for an explosive action sequence,the movie ends. Tells us to wait for the next episode in a few months. Very annoying method of choice. Anyway,the story here was deep and very UNCOMPROMISING regarding it's GNOSTIC PHILOSOPHIES.......reality as an illusion of the senses and also layers upon layers of it(illusions/programming)......How does the story hold up compared to the first MATRIX movie? This will be determined by how the third installment turns out. As we all know,a great story is mostly judged by how it ENDS and unfortunately,this second Matrix had no ending......just all MIDDLE PART.......So as of now,it is caught in Limbo in between being a good movie and close to being categorised as an official CLASSIC (like the first one)......The acting here was only fair......so was the Script/Screenplay......Only for Sci-Fi action fans and big fans of the lead actors.......
Collateral Damage (2002)
Average Action Movie
Average action movie that could have been better if it paid more closer attention to detail. People demand better quality movies now regarding SCRIPT and SCREENPLAY for the Cinema release. If it is only a B movie and the Script/Screenplay is weak as well,the mainstream now demands these types of movies to be either for direct to VIDEO or made for Cable/TV.......not hyped up as a quality spectacle. Arnold concentrated on his Acting here and he shows some skills,but we want ACTION. Alas,Arnold looks old here. We love him but he just looks un- energised. Also,too many unrealistic situations which seems like an insult to the audience's intellect,all which very easilly could have been avoided. Only for big action movie fans and fans of the lead actors......
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Good but not great.....
Good action Sci-Fi. Nothing new for everything here has been done by parts 1 and 2. The Directing was not as good as parts one and 2. The story here was only fair and did not connect well with parts 1 and 2. The CGI technology here was better but not as creative as Terminator 2. This movie was obviously done only to make more money for it really lacked CREATIVITY and lacked ORIGINALITY. The Actor who plays John Connor does not look like the younger John Connor of part 2 at all. Very sloppy things like this were prevalent in this movie. Only for Sci-Fi action fans and big fans of the lead actors......