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Mortal Engines (2018)
Literally, one of the stupiedest movie of deacde
Abundance of stupidity, pathos and political correctness is absolutely overwhelming. From complete irrational choices of characters, thru very bad acting, ending with racist connotations. 'Last Jedi' is a inteligent masterpiece comparing to this piece of art:). It's a bad, annoying CGI-movie. Incredible stupidity of characters, theirs pathetic poses,trivial sentences are just too much to swallow, even if they are sugar-coated in eye-candy visuals.
This movie made me angry. Please, do not watch it:)
Young Sheldon (2017)
Who's the target?
For adults? Awkward, dry, not funny. For children? Have absolutely no sense whinout BBT series. Sitcom whinout laughs, family drama whinout the point.
BBT series have no sense whinout 'adult' jokes about relationships, immature boys trying to live adult lives, and real emotions. It doesn't work in childish edition. 'Youg Sheldon' looks like just boring, medicore, and cheap idea for 'let's make money again'.
It could be good, but BBT herritage cannot let him be good. By definition it has to be BBT inept copy.
Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
Absurd - funny. Disgusting - not funny.
This movie represents everything what is wrong with today's comedy movies. I don't understand why filmmakers think that showing lowest, basest human behaviours is funny. Vulgar references to sex, excretion, stink, excrement, stupidity, imbecility according to their thinking are funny. They are not!
For example: scene on the highway - funny (yes, you making a great movie); the scene of his fingers into the rectum and smelling those fingers - NOT FUNNY (I leave the cinema, wondering on what kind of mind sickness suffer writer of this scene). Is directors and writers come from psychiatric institutions? Whether they do films for psychiatric wards? I consider myself, and my friends as normal people and we don't find pleasure in watching what is disgusting.
And yes - this movie was disgusting, NOT FUNNY (yes, there is a difference).
How I Met Your Mother: Last Forever: Part Two (2014)
Boring melodrama
'Himym' was a one of most brilliant comedy series of 2000'. They were 'Friends of the new millennium. Fresh jokes (even if some was rip off from 'Friends'), really absurd humor, little too much disgusting sometimes, but still fans waited for every new episode year after year.
That is a really big achievement for a comedy series in today's show business, when everyone watch only short you-tube clips, and fame last only for couple of days. Unfortunately, last season was very disappointing. It's look like they did it because they have to. And last episode is best example of that.
Instead of light, absurd humor, we watch boring melodrama, full of bad acting and tiring dialogues. In 'Friends', scene of M&C wedding was so funny so you may watch it over and over again. Here, we saw about 20 sec. of boring one-camera shot. What is that?? This is definitely one of worst ending of comedy show i ever saw.
How I Met Your Mother: Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra (2014)
Season 9 in horrible
One of the best comedy series of recent years is being systematically killed in recent months. The idea of stretching a single event (one wedding) on entire year of HIMYM is... sorry for expression - so idiotic that man who had this idea should be fired from show business.
Even actors look tired, sleepy, bored with shooting same scenes, and throw the same jokes over and over again. If nothing's gonna change (if the action does not move forward) this series will be remembered as a boring and average production of some mediocre television.I'm understand that writers are decided to kill this show, but why everybody agree?