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Robots (2005)
Nowhere near appropriate, even though i'm trying to like Blue Sky!
14 July 2012
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When it comes to wise-asses at Blue Sky Studios, i highly doubt this film is general enough for kids aged 5-12, This might be a bit of a spoiler, but i did see rather inappropriate scenes, some of the characters have a huge bum and say 'Crap', We see someone s*** themselves, they fart their heart out, they pull their pants down, and of course it has very unreliable violence. I Know Wedge and Saldanha are doing whatever they can to fulfil their destiny, but i don't at all find their films funny, I'm determined to watch Rio (2011) later this year and of course Epic (2013) Next Year, but i'm beginning to hate this film, It's nowhere near general, I Agree with it having a PG but i'm a little unaware of it's ideas, Such as an obese robot creating everything, or maybe even a dishwasher for a father, It's Crazy!

And if your watching this Wedge (Or Saldanha, i don't mind) I will prosecute you both, i apologise for your wacky ideas and 'Ice Age' Triumph, BTW Congrats on the Oscar for 'Bunny' ^^
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Thunderbirds (2004)
8/10
Seriously, You guys need to open your eyes!
8 July 2012
Why a 4.0/10? Hey? What's the point on seeing you guys realise that such a sturdy teen movie mixed with wacky special effects would make up a film that you HAD TO HATE!?! I'm getting sick and tired from the back teeth of all your bad reviews, why can't you just show some respect?! Gerry Anderson brought these mighty puppets to live back in the 60's and Star Trek Executive 'Jonathan Frakes' was eager to turn it into a menacing family film with a lot of friendly and general actors (Sure Anthony Edwards is annoying, And they had Americans in London). I Think it's about time i dealt with your film dialogue and my innocence because i'm getting so fed-up of this, i'm LEAVING this site! This is my final review EVER!! (BTW, That Bingo Thing was to prove how cross i was)

Oh Yes, and there is NO bad language because i promised myself ^^

SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
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Bingo (1991)
3/10
A bizarre and unreliable movie, such bad acting and silly story!
7 July 2012
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What's the point in getting away with a film that an imbecile could love? Ever since i first saw this film, i was determined to see it as a sturdy movie that did'nt have bad acting and a weak-arse ending. I Know it's a cliché but i reliably think this film is too much for me to handle, and i agree with it having a 4.1. And When it comes to 'Circus Dogs' i just know that a few severe reviewers could recommend this to lose such an idiotic budget that could make this film forbidden, I Eagerly want this film to be more significant in future. Buy the way, I'm talking uber randomness so i could fit this all in the text-box! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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8/10
John Lasseter loves this film
26 November 2011
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There's this video on YouTube about John Lasseter talking about Spirited Away (2001), And My Neighbor Totoro (1988) on TCM, he says that this film captivates audiences! It was originally released in 1988 and 9 and was a huge gigantic hit! Earning an IMDb score of 8.2 (As you may literally know =P) i think this film is astonishing and deserves an 8.2 because Totoro's belly is fun and the Cat Bus is one charming character, it seems a lot better than the Secret of NIMH (1982) and many other Bluth Films, i hope Lasseter and even Miyazaki will understand! And just to add another line to this review, It's a mischief to see my friends liking this film as well...
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Hook (1991)
10/10
Spielberg's Hardwarming Peter Pan Phenomenon
27 August 2011
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when it comes to Spielberg Films, This timeless family comedy starring Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams & Julia Roberts really touched my heart. Sometimes i truly wish this were the top-grossing film of 1991. Taking place a few years after Pan has technically left Neverland, he has entirely forgot about his Happy Neverland Life and has became a Father of 2 working as a governmental lawyer and Wendy Darling's Granddaughter as his wife, But ever since Hook (Dustin Hoffman) Steals his children, he must find a way to win them back by learning how to fly and remembering as much of Neverland as possible! He remembers being a baby who got lost but quickly went to Neverland with Tinkerbell (Julia Roberts) And then after that, he arrived home and felt replaced, but quickly joined Wendy Darling! Years passed and Wendy grew too old to fly, That was when he first saw Mora and he deeply fell in love with her! Years later, His first Child 'Jack' Was born...AND ANOTHER THING: Was Mora a Beatles Fan? o_O
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8/10
Best Muppet Film EVAR XD
25 August 2011
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Six years after the puppet legend's maniacal death of Staph Infection, His child quickly got away with the most dazzling Muppet film i've ever seen o_O, The story follows Jim Hawkins (Kevin Bishop) working at an inn alongside hotheaded innkeeper Mrs Blubridge (Jennifer Saunders). After his friend Billy Bones (Billy Connoly) Dies via 'The Black Spot' Jim and his two Muppet friends Gonzo & Rizzo quickly look for the treasure Billy was talking about. Alongside John Silver (Tim Curry (I Love this guy X3)) whom is really a cook but is sneakily abandoning Sam the Eagle just to claim the treasure of his own, For he had one leg that Billy warned Jim about. Moral: TRUSTING TIM CURRY IS A BIT...WELL...PENNYWISE!
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Hercules (1997)
10/10
My Favourite film of 1997
1 July 2011
I Enjoyed Disney films ever since i was a child, now that Greek mythology has put my effort to how realistic Disney is, it's a general honour that this is proclaimed my film of 1997 - Year of Princess Diana's Death and Tony Blair becoming Prime Minister ^^ - And to be quite honest, this was the first film i actually saw in the cinema, back when i was 3-4. John Musker & Ron Clements make a great team and as for 2009's Princess and the Frog, It's romantic and funny to see such good people of Disney get away with fun Greek Excitement for young children, it's a sophisticating classic and i eagerly hope there'll be a diamond edition on this in a few years or so...
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Buddy (1997)
2/10
The worst film of the year 1997
30 June 2011
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Oh my god, this film felt like 40 minutes long and i found it deeply emotional T-T, i know Rene Russo isn't the only actress that cares about some silly 300lb ape but COME ON!!! this film is REALLY childish and it's emotional scenes deferred very very badly against many films released in 1997, including Hercules & Titanic. OK, might right a spoiler here; Buddy starts of as some 6inch Gorilla cub, He gains weight once a year, after a massacre in a World Fair he becomes hotheaded and nearly tries to kill Rene Russo after a kitchen accident, Later, Buddy was so angry he destroyed most of the mansion and has been sent to a zoo ever since. The true story is the Oldest Known Gorilla died at the age of 54, so yeah, it's that non-fictional kids...
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Jurassic Park (1993)
10/10
Spielberg's Most successful movie EVER!
28 June 2011
Now that i've seen a few bits and bobs (both good and bad) i'm determined to learn more about what makes this film more popular, So sad to see that nice old man Michael Crichton (1942-2008) to pass out like that...if only other good palaeontologists would get the guts to realise how decent a good novelist would be. If i we're a novelist i would virtually write a story very very much like this one. Witnessing Goldblum's humour that had it all, it's a good thing that Spielberg directed it. There is so much effort on how these films should exist, especially 1988's Land before time. I'm hoping there'll be a 4th one soonish...and i truly wish Michael Crichton were alive to see it all, Shame James Cameron eclipsed the lot ^^;
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8/10
Please don't hate this film
27 June 2011
MCSaurus on DeviantART is honestly one of LBT's biggest fans, many people may not like this film but still, there's a lot of effort against this rare but AWESOME film! The TV Series may seem rare but children love it, And if all YOU people don't like it...then look again. You should check out MCSaurus' Artwork right now, and believe me it looks both gay AND cool! He even has his very own LBT Franchise the 'Bellisaurs' that looks totally cool X3 His dinosaur stuff is brilliant and so too does this film, Films 2-12 may seem a little sluggish and boring but at least like them! PLEASE! Spread this godly moment right here on IMDb, Children are good with rare films, and rare films are good with them, Except Romeo & Juliet Sealed with a Kiss (2006) Which was pathetic!!!
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9/10
The world's first animated full-length feature film with 3d imagery
27 June 2011
This film is a significant way of life and in my opinion, it is the most child-friendliest film ever made! Don Bluth is honestly good with co'operating with his very own Victorian America Masterpiece. The 1991 film was more talented and funny ^^ but the good news is...THIS film is persistently better! Steven Spielberg has GOT to be the greatest storyteller discovered! And Don Bluth's pure imagination is honestly the greatest in the world! Many young children might expect his film to be a little colourful, and Bluth's good with colours. But what i love about this film MOST of all, I Keep on thinking it's the world's first Animated Film with 3d Graphics, Unless they just used some old-fashioned model of some sort =P Please love this film, trust me, It's Just Bluth's fantasy above all...
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8/10
I Always wanted to see this film beginning to end
25 June 2011
I Easily Remember watching the sequels when i was young, There's a good enough reason that such cute dinosaurs would persevere in a fantasy world set in the year 150'000'000bc. Eventually my overall favourite is the Second one released in the good old year 1994 - Year of the American world cup and Nelson Mandela's Inauguration - and the newest one in 2007 that...seemed weird! I'm curious to know why Judith Barsi got murdered by her OWN father..? If you have any ideas then feel free to leave a few comments on this review, but above all this is a sophisticating and remarkable old film, and is one of the most child-friendliest, and best of all, It's Don Bluth's Most successful film! He even made his own TV Series broadcast on Cartoon Network, WATCH THIS FILM! Promise me you'll all love it, i EAGERLY wan't to watch this film from the opening titles to staff roll! Promise me this films great...Please!
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Time Bandits (1981)
1/10
Rubbish Humor, Evil Parents, and Unpleasant Ending
25 June 2011
I Never would permanently say that i secretly HATED this film, What's the point in telling a story of some mild-mannered 11-year-old living with parents who hate him? It's not that i care that awkward British films like this one would be unreliable, the humor drives me NUTS! SERIOUSLY! Some silly Monty-Python Man directing this, i don't even CARE about it! In my opinion, this is the worst film of 1981, and i want ALL COPIES DESTROYED! BTW, John Cleese makes a great Robin Hood, i'd love to see him as Cpt. Hook during my lifetime! I'm surprisingly a big fan of Peter Pan, But above all, this film is rubbish, I Don't see why my academic mate brought it in!!!
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1/10
In my opinion, the worst film in the world
21 May 2011
seriously, the singing and voices are really annoying! what's the point on letting young children watch a film about two seals that fall in love and talk stuff, it is REALLY annoying, i just wish i forgot about this film forever, that and 'time bandits (1981)' there's also a fish that talks like a baby and a fat seal for an antagonist, why concern these things when nobody understands that awkward films aren't my number one! i hated it, IT'S THE WORST FILM EVER EXISTING ON THIS TURNING PLANET OF Africa, ASIA, AND FREAKIN' America!!!!!!!! as for the director, he doesn't care, all he cares is his arctic drama ideas that everyone hates, spread the word, kids: SEALS ARE BAD FILMMAKERS!!
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