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Clown (2014)
10/10
Unexpectedly great movie.
22 June 2018
What on earth! I watched this movie two days ago and it's still on my mind. I really loved this movie. Surprisingly great, not only easily watchable but really enjoyable the more it goes on. I didn't look much into it just read the short snippit under the title so I went in with an open mind.
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Blessid (2015)
1/10
Complete waste of time
22 June 2018
Uneventful. Slow.

We kept waiting for something to happen. Anything at all but it kept just trotting along at the same pace. Anticlimactic. Maybe if you've never seen a movie before or haven't seen many movies you might find it watchable.

Wasted the whole night in this movie, wish I turned it off at the beginning and put something better on.
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The Howling: Reborn (2011 Video)
1/10
So many holes in the story
15 October 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Who ever edited this film must have been high.

At one stage it's like they accidentally cut out 1/5th of the movie and forgot to put it back in.

It jumps ahead and never goes back, no explanation and no follow through.

*spoiler*

I was real disappointed when Will was attempting to test if he really was a Werewolf in the Hospital. He slices his wrist in front of his friend. When it appeared the test had failed, his friend runs to get a nurse; while this is going on the would heals itself. You think oh this could get interesting, or at least cool when the friend comes back and finds his friend really is a Werewolf, but no, immediately after the wound heals the entire storyline just fast-forwards to hours later. We don't even see the friend again until the end of the movie. Also while Will is in the hospital a woman tries to hook up with his father which he declines, but then after the Werewolf test and the entire movie fast-forwards the father is suddenly on a date with the woman.

The main female character starts off the movie as a confident, mysterious, strong woman - yet somehow half way through the movie she turns into a 14 year old girl. Her character changed so much, with no explanation it may as well have been a different person.

In total the entire movie was just a complete disappointment. I had extremely low expectations and just thought I could be somewhat entertained for an hour and a half, but there were too many holes in the story. Incredibly bad editing, painfully bad graphics and a poor story line.

Don't waste your time.
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Derailed (I) (2005)
5/10
Let down by a weak ending
1 August 2011
5/10

Good story line but not something you will rave about to your friends the next day.

The story had a lot of potential but the slow start and really weak and unrealistic ending really brought the movie down. The ending was so ill thought out it was comical.

The affair couple have the same expression on their face the entire movie; dull personality and dull expressions.

It's a decent movie to have a quiet night at home and relax to with a glass of wine with a loved one.

Chances of the male falling asleep are about 65%. I struggled to keep my man awake for the first half of the movie.

To sum it up; if its free and there is nothing else on give it a go, if you miss it you aren't missing out on much.
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Disturbia (2007)
8/10
Great for a scary night at home.
1 August 2011
I loved this movie..

It literally gave me nightmares.

You have to really get into it to grasp the creepy-ness of it all. If you watch while you are doing something else or chatting away you will probably think it's a dull movie.

It has a misleading beginning where you eventually question, 'wasn't this meant to be a scary movie?' but that just really adds to the intensity of the film.

I aren't one to usually talk-back to the TV but this movie really had me shouting, telling the characters what to do in certain situations.

Heck I even closed my eyes at one stage.

If you are looking for a good movie that will creep you out then give this one a go. It will have you looking over your shoulder every now and then.

Grab a drink, turn the lights out and enjoy :-)
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4/10
I give up
16 June 2011
I like Phillip and was excited to watch this movie but this is my third time attempting to watch this. I give up. It's so slow and uneventful I just fall asleep or get distracted. An annoying thing about this movie was they played an entire album, didn't even bother to be creative and pick a bunch of artists (until they ran out of songs on the album). It was so consistent with the music it felt like I had a CD playing rather than a movie.

If you are looking for a nice movie to sit down with and enjoy don't bother with this one. Personally I would find writing the word 'Apple' 10,000 times over and over more exciting. Rating: G'ay out of 10
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