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You're Not Alone (2020)
Boringest horror movie everrr
Nothing original nothing exciting or scary.Unlikable characters stupid plot uneven acting,bland music just no redeeming factor at all.Why just why
Felt like the movies 3 hours long and just goes nowhere pointless
Superintelligence (2020)
Terribly Boring
I usually love Melissa Mccarthy's over the top acting if the movies good but this was just painful.Senseless plot with no chemistry between her and her suppose to be BF.Annoying side characters predictable ending and James Cordins voice makes those possibly the worst movie of 2020.
No Thanks
Virus (1999)
This movie wasn't made to win Oscars
Not a great movie by any stretch of the imagination but I was entertained beginning to tho.Good actors cool special fx and action scenes but bad character development and brainless plot yet very enjoyable.
Turn your brain off and enjoy
Predator (1987)
The mostly manly man movie ever
Mini guns,muscles and monster.A testosterone fueled action packed sci fi adventure that will will also keep you in suspense then scare the piss out of you.I've probably watched this movie over 50 times and it never gets old
The perfect Action/Sci Fi/Horror movie
Midnight Movie (2008)
Fun 80's kinda Horror/Slasher
Going into this one was already expecting some badly acting ,bad dialog ,horrible camera work and unoriginal plot .OHBOY was I wrong this movie was a blast beginning to end and reminded me of the dead and gone era of the 80's Horror Slashers like the Friday the 13th,Nightmare on Elm Street,Texas Chainsaw and Halloween franchises.
Don't expect to much but this is a fun movie if you let your guard down
Split Second (1992)
A Action ,Horror Comedy
This movie feels like it was ripped out of the earlier Judge Dredd comics.Its moody rainy atmosphere is creepy and so is the monster .Rutger en his partner hunt it and along the way throw funny one liners at each other like a buddy cop movie.I love the black leather the futuristic setting the occult connections to the monster.
Fantasic
Dead & Buried (1981)
Creeping Doom
A little zombie movie that probably inspired the origin of Freddy Kruger and the twist ending of the Sixth Sense.
The movies set within a small town where weird things start happening. As we follow the protagonist a sheriff who uncovers something sinister going on we fall with him into a macabre rabbit hole.
I was expecting your average 80's zombie movie but this is much more
recommended
Double Down (2005)
A MASTERPIECE
This was my first experience of Niel Breen and what an experience .Niel plays a homeless,assassin ,hacker ,Bio-terrorist ,anti-terrorist,healer and car thief (and oh yeah he can also become invisible) who must get over the death of his wife and blow up a Las Vegas strip.The plot sounds simple but is it.
A beautiful intriguing film from beginning to end .Utterly breath taking
Batwoman: How Queer Everything Is Today! (2020)
What did i just watch
I have no idea where to begin this is just awful beginning to end.The "acting"the senseless story ,the unlikable characters ,their weak motivations ,the cheesy roll your eyes music. The bat grappling gun can now stop a train,Batwoman lets a terrorist bomber go because she's also a lesbian WTF. All these leads me to believe Batman & Robin is way better then this and more believable
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
I Was Wrong
After seeing the trailers to BOP I thought this would be a terrible movie .After my GF dragged me along to the cinema I was pleasantly surprised.Even tho its not a mind blowing movie its funny action packed and very entertaining.Ewan Mcgregor steals the movie as the villian Black Mask.I couldnt hep but notice alot of reviews from eople who gives this movie 1 star but yet doesnt even have a critique of the film itself.Anyway we had a great time at the movies
my real rating is 7 but to counter the reviews and ratings 10
Countdown (2019)
An Ok-ish horror movie
Just watched this was expecting a much worst movie by the trailer but this movies actually orite-ish.Its about downloading a app the tells you when your gonna die and a bunch of people download it even tho they see each other dying after downloading it.The 2 "Protagonist " have a very forced romantic relationship and oh yeah they get people who piss them off to download the app not very protagany.
There's also a lot of unexplained things like
1.Where did the app come from,Who created it who uploaded it
2.Why don't the police investigate these weird deaths
3.Why you could just fake your death then the grim reaper gets destroyed
4.Why a priest has a cross tattooed on his back like his 2 Pac
5.Why theres a Rapist sub plot that goes nowhere
6.Why everyone downloads the app when they people who downloaded it dies
Anyway the characters are all forgettable the actings ok with just one stand out actor the tech guy he's funny in a Peter Venkman typa way but other then that this movies not scary at all but its a decent watch.
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Attack of the Moans
Its a bit better at pacing the Phantom MENACE but its still a bore to sit through specially the first hour that depends on the romance between Anakin and Padme but the problem is these 2 characters or actors has absolutely zero chemistry with each other.There also seems to be a problem with the plot and the problem is there is no engaging plot just action scenes stitched together to make a money making sequel.The cgi and green screens are very poorly done and some things don't make sense like Jar Jar being a politician now LOL WTF or R2D2 flying around like superman.Theres also alot of forced comedy that just dont fight.The final action scene really saves this movie but as a film its not good just a very meh SW movie
Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)
Underrated
Even tho the budget is very low for this one you can see the director and crew made it with love as apposed to HELLRAISER REVELATIONS.Even tho Doug Bradley isn't playing PIN HEAD anymore the new actor is almost just as good com'on Doug is legendary but yes This movie gave me the original trilogy's vibes.Its not a great movie but its definitely in the top 5 HR movies .
Aquaman (2018)
King Arthur
Only the MCU fans could bash this movie .This movie is Amazing with balls to walls action beginning to end.Funny and adventurous amazing costumes and sets
Epic final battle.DCEU has really gotten there ish together.
Shazam! (2019)
Funny,Sad and Heroic
I have never been a huge fan of the real Captain Marvel but this movie made me love these characters.This movie has everything action,magic ,drama,adventure and horror.Can't wait for the sequel.
the DCEU's back on track
The Nightingale (2018)
Hard to Watch but worth it
After watching The babadook i couldn't wait for this directors follow up film.I'm pleased to say my expectations has been blown away.A well crafted story with 3 dimensional characters who all have arcs something Hollywood has clearly forgotten about.Im not gonna talk about the plot its something you need to see unfold before your eyes.It's a harrowing watch that leaves you drained at the end.
p.s The actor that plays Leftenant should Definitely play Superman he has the looks and acting chops.
Great Film 9/10
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Forshame James Cameron Forshame
So sad to see what they have done to this franchise.They deliberately try to mess up the canon of prt 1 and 2 with this trash by killing John Conner replacing him with a tiny mexican chicka who is now the saviour of the future,changing skynet to LEGION without any explanation ,turning the killer machine "TERMINATOR''into
a grocery carrying ,dog petting guy who sits with his legs crossed like a gay fashion designer.Now for the leads Linda Hamilton is still bad ass but there's a new protector from the future a very unlikeable butch lesbian terminator oh sorry a augmented feminist woman. She must protect the female John Conner from a new terminator that looks like Pee Wee Herman .
Never has a movie ruined my day until now .So thanks James Cameron for pissing all over these classic characters and stories your created.
Thank you Tim Miller ,David Goyer and Arnie Thank you for destroying whats left of the terminator legacy thank you Enjoy those paychecks .Thank you
Gemini Man (2019)
Weak
If you've seen the trailer you have seen the movie. There's literally nothing in the movie that isn't in the trailer,also the poster says it has to be seen to be believed but there wrong other movies has done the de aging way better.Unlike Captain Marvel where the de-aging just fits in perfectly in the movie here it sticks out like a sore thumb to the point its very distracting.Besides the wonky cgi the Will Smith vs Will Smith fight scene is so terribly shot it baffles my mind how Van Damme's Double Impact fight scene where he fights him himself is shot way better then this massive budget movie not to mention that movie came out in 1992.On top of that the characters felt flat I didn't root for anyone not even the action scenes are memorable in this day and age of movies like The Raid and John Wick.Oh I forgot to mention the plot oh yeah this movie has literally no plot its just a clone trying to kill his original thats the plot.As a big Will Smith fan im very dissapointed.
Fight Club (1999)
Very overrated
It's a good movie nothing mind blowing .Some stuff makes no sense at all anyone trying to tell you different probably thinks their smarter than you...but their not.My real rating would probably be 7 but since the rating on IMDB is overrated i'll give it a 4
Joker (2019)
WOW!
I always thought of Joker as a evil demonic clown who loves terrorizing people to get his rocks off.And I always wanted to see a really cool back story for him to see what turned him evil but this just blew me away.never ever has a movies protagonist/antagonist made me feel so weird inside how is it it possible someone can be so evil and yet we can sympathize with him ,such a weird feeling I can't stop thinking of it.Brilliant cinematography ,score ,acting ,story ,twists & everything.10/10
The Super (2017)
Holy Bad Ending Batman
This movie started off really interesting and I kept thinking why havent I heard of this movie before .For one it had Good acting ,It had Val Kilmer and really great cinematography and a creepy setting.But the longer this movie goes on it just gets more and stupider and stupider to the point you either baffeled by the dumb decisions these characters make or you laugh at moronic the movie gets.Its like they had a really sober team of movie makers make the first half of the movie then got crack heads to make the second half.It began great ended terrible.A no from me
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019)
If you hate this you have no sense of humour
I'm sure a lot of people will find this offence and I think that is the point TO POKE fun at everyone including himself.If this show disgusts you then you need to get the stick out you a$$.Despite the crude jokes Dave Chappelle is a critical thinker and people will only hear the crude language and tune out but this show for me was 10/10
Nekrotronic (2018)
A Future cult classic
It's goofy cheesy but always entertaining .Its like Ghostbusters meets Hellraiser meets Iron Man ,not as good as those movies but pretty decent.The setting is neo futuristic which i love and the jokes hits 70 percent of the time all in all a fun movie .
Us (2019)
Not for the clouded mind
I think race has alot to do with these bad reviews .The movie is actually brilliant after a second view and reading about some of the double meanings within the film.After my first view I thought I thought the movie was pretty average after googling it I read about the multi layers and rewatched it with new eyes and realised how brilliant this movie is.Before bad reviewing this movies read more into it and watch it again.
10/10
Mercy Black (2019)
Not good not bad
Its similar to way better then Slenderman .Not scary at all or original but interesting enough to make you sit through to the ending.