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Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Hot Garbage
I was looking forward to seeing this, but I was more than disappointed. The script of this movie is the most atrocious thing I have ever seen. I will briefly review the storyline so that spoilers are not present.
Opening scene: (shown in ads, so not a spoiler) Wonder Woman's early years in a competition. Completely unrealistic that she is beating adult women in an olympic thing complete with horse racing and parkour. Then it turns into a goofy moral filled ending of the competition. You are wanting more of her early life story, but then it skips right to adulthood.
The problem with the rest of the movie is that it has ridiculous amounts of filler. It will spend 10 minutes straight acting as if the main pot line is not there. Stupid things like the mall scene, attacker scene, love story scene, etc. It is like lots of small cut scene movies chopped together. Then you got Pedro Pascal doing the main plot line of the movie the whole time. Pedro is simply not a good villain. It is so laughably bad, but they dragged the movie on for days. It's as if 3 separate movies were made about each main/supporting character and they pieced them together in the editing room. The action scenes randomly appear in the movie, but then they quickly end and go back to the random story lines.
Perry Mason (2020)
Filth
In the first 5 minutes they depict a dead kid in a horrifying manner. I won't reveal any more than that, but I image that would trigger just about anybody who loves kids. If you enjoy watching a show where they stoop that low for shock value, then by all means subject yourself to this filth. I pray you never have to experience the horror of such things like I have. I can understand that plenty of shows have storylines that are similar, but this is some next level hollywood filth to show things in such horrible detail.
The President's Book of Secrets (2010)
Garbage
Instead of presenting actual facts of a "book of secrets" they present ideas of what could go in such a book. They drag you through hours of conspiracy theories and random imagery to make this story seem legitimate. This is pure history channel filler and a compilation that could have been made by an amateur. They bring some politicians into the show who say "we can't talk about this" which is constantly mentioned in the show by numerous people.
I wish that the history channel would label these shows appropriately at the beginning so you know that is is purely speculation. If anyone has ever watched a history channel show about Atlantis and felt the rage at the end, the same rage will certainly find its way into your heart for this one.