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VHYes (2019)
An amazingly artistic metaphor about humanity's undoing
I'm upset the reviews I find on this film are so dissatisfied with it. I think it's a work of comic genius that is simultaneously a delightful and unique period piece that brings the whole thing full circle with an excellently subtle underlying theme that comes into full focus after completing the film. Artsy folks with dark sense of humor must check it out.
Sanitarium (2013)
Wow what a Boregasm
If you love spending two hours watching Lou Diamond Philips talk to walls, you'll love this one. Half way through I spilled a fine cab on my favorite sweater because I succumbed to the awesomely hypnotic powers of this truly event-free feature, and fell asleep holding a glass of wine. I replaced my bedroom wave machine with one of those old portable DVD players with this movie on repeat. Seriously, do yourself a favor and watch paint dry. You'll be just as scared and feel twice as entertained. It only got one extra point from the bottom because some of the visual effects were okay. I'm a huge horror fan and love "Creepshow". This is not "Creepshow". It has the feel of a movie where the writer off'd himself thirty percent through writing the thing. Enjoy!